You hear a knock on your door

What to do, Holla Forums?

Holy shit my door is fucking awesome.

Do I live in a cathedral or something?

rape

jajaja

Stab her with my meat stack

punch her in her stupid face and go back to playing video games

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Ask her how she keeps her outfit so shiny.

Isn't she dead? Wouldn't that be necrophilia?

RAPE

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Why is the lord of hell at my door?

Possible reasons:
1. Pirating H games
2. Stealing a fudge cake from work
3. Video related

Nope, no idea.

I wasn't down for it until you said that.

Invite her in for tea and coffee cake.

She's undead.

Would she stll be cold? This is all that matters.

who is this fluid druid?

Shit my pants then go do laundry. Ask her if there's anything she wants to wash.

Shit my pants then go do laundry. Ask her if there's anything she wants to wash.>>657399

So she's dead but she moves around.

Grab her by the hair, pin her to the ground and pound her poor pussy.