Get quads and I'll reveal the prophecy of the future of the United States

I have foreseen the future of the United States. I will reveal this knowledge to whoever gets quads. Only someone truly worthy can accomplish this feat. Only the chosen one.

As you can see my double dubs is proof of my powers.

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If you are not yet convinced, I chose to get the same set of dubs in the time as well.

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I… am too good for my own good.

It doesn't seem like you'll be predicting anything any time soon m8

You're just jealous because you're not the chosen one. Praise kek.

I'll reveal the prophecy to the next set of quads, but I'll go ahead and give you all a taste since I got the quads due to my sea of memetic magic powers.

Democrats become full-blooded Social Democrats, Republicans become full-blooded National Republicans. This is something you could foresee if you thought really hard I would bet. People become disgusted by these polarized viewpoints and promote a return to centrism between Social Democrats and National Republicans. This causes a problem because Social + National = Nazi. This is the beginning of Reformed Nazism in the United States. That is all I will reveal until the next quads.

So you're saying that the new Nazi party is the synthesis of the Bernie Party and the Trump Party?

Without revealing the next part of the prophecy, yes, that is the case. It will be a very energetic party. Many meme symbols have hinted at this is subtle ways, such as an old image I once found of a feels guy bernie combined with the pepe trump under a nazi symbol.

So, a high-energy Nazi party built upon memes… sounds like Holla Forums IRL

Pol is actually going to hate it to a degree. The Reformed Nazi party will have no ties to Hitler or Germany and will not be fully socialist or fully nationalist like the original Nazi party. It will be social and national, meaning social programs and tiered taxation based on income, and promotion of the country's identity and memes. Pol will like it since it has elements of Nazism, but they will never be satisfied with it being Reformed Nazism unless it becomes Old-School Nazism.

OP is a textbook carpetbagger

OP thinks you don't know how to use your words properly. Try looking up what carpetbagger means the next time you use the word.

Carpetbagging retard digging an even bigger hole for his stupid dumb worthless weightless self

Bitch I'm the chosen one read the OP and look at the quads.

You're just a faggot.

I mean, I'm the faggot who is a heterosexual chosen meme wizard prophet with quads, so what do you have going for you?

By the way, if anyone gets fives I'll go out of my way to give not only a summary but a detailed description of how it will all go down. Not likely though.

you're just a loud nigger putting your foot into doors that were never locked

you want a cookie? you want a fucking cookie that you can use photoshop and shitpost religiously?

be subtle in the future and you wont summon me to admonish your behavior
stop abusing magic

You got perfect zeroes. Even though that doesn't count, I will give yet another taste of the prophecy.

Upon the Social Democrats and National Republicans slowly merging into a moderate centrist party of Reformed Nazis, this will at first be a weak party heavily ridiculed on all media outlets. Pol and leftypol will have extremely mixed reactions but overall both of them will for once like the new party more than they hate it. This party will as previously mentioned not be in favor of Nazi Germany or Hitler, but instead will favor social and national ideas which will include but are not limited to, heightened minimum wage, more propaganda made for the country, heavily improved social programs, propaganda sent to other countries more directly and powerfully, taxation which increases significantly the higher your income is.

Anyway, as the new party (which will be insultingly called the "Third Reich Party" by detractors) grows, people around the world will decry the rise of nazism within the U.S. and there will be rioting and protests within the U.S. as well even though the party will be completely against Nazi Germany's and Hitler's war on the world and the killing of the Jewish population. They will nonetheless appreciate certain aspects politically of how Nazism functioned bureaucratically in aspects besides the war and genocide. Eventually, this party will become the most powerful party in the U.S., and the first Nazi President will take power. This is the part where things get messy.

That is all I will reveal until the quads. When the quads finally appears I really will reveal the entire prophecy.

praise kek

Praise KEK allahu chocolate bar

I'll give you all a hint.

Germany is going to become significantly more powerful in the future and so does one of the states in the United States.

quads. tell me now you cocksucker

…..BAM!

Wow, I'm so impressed. Just because I am a meme prophet/seer/mage/chosen one/son of kek does not meme I lack the basic faculties of observation.

it was a good try tho maybe next time kek will take pity and give it to you :y gg

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Look at those digits, I truly am the chosen one; only the chosen one could get the same 2 numerals with double dubs.

2 black bags

woops was using my old kim dong un troll name just now

4 small ones

Limbs 2 bodies

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future memes ftw

I can meme so hard that it makes KEK shudder.

What if memes?

I'll give you all another hint.

Memes become significantly more powerful, and yes that takes into account what Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders have done and will do with memes.

This faggot got doxxxed in an ED forum thread. Check it out its pretty funny. Hes actually some shitskin UAE 13 yo. His brother and famalams info is out there too. If anyone wants to Fuck with this kid check out the ED thread. Could probably get his dad to behead him or chop his Dick off tbhfam.

Tell me more

You spam vaguely threatening messages across the Epyc Wynn threads as if I am the original Epyc Wynn. There have been many before me. There will be many after me. I am simply one more in a long long chain far beyond your knowledge. Epyc Wynn is an idea, and that idea is the direct descendant of the ruler of the Ideosphere, and that ruler has had many names, the most popular one right now being KEK. You cannot threaten an idea because ideas live beyond the bodies they reside in. Epyc Wynn is the embodiment of all that is strong, beautiful, and wise. He has had many names in the past but the idea Epyc Wynn represents is timeless. The Son. The Trickster. The Wise Man. The Hero. Epyc Wynn is the purest meme of all.

When another person, also worthy, gains quads, I will reveal more of the prophecy. And just because I feel contempt for you, I will not reveal all of the prophecy at once just to spite the people like you who would love to have it all and move on. The masses will eat my memetic pearls one at a time greedily and hastily so I will cast them frugally and slowly.