"Haha, I heard it is really small, user."

"Haha, I heard it is really small, user."
"Can we see?"
"Does it embarrass you?"

n-no. u first.

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"user, we aren't letting you out until you show us. Stop being so scared, we won't hurt it haha"

I don't know, It's 7" around and every woman I've ever been with says it's the greatest dick in the world, ridiculously huge, etc. If you wanna see it though, I'm fine with that, but I'mma need to see some titties first.

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How come it's illegal to hit people when they're so clearly asking for it?

"Turn around and I'll let you feel it instead ;^)"

if this ever happened i would just kill them and fuck the mid ones corpse then kill myself masturbating my 3 inch boner

I pull out pic related
How do they react?

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1.5" here micropenis is literally patrician tier. Look at Ancient Greek statues they all had small peckers because big ones were seen as uncivilized and disgusting

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This cock is for 2D only
Fuck off 3dpd

I've done this before. Some random girl saved me from complete shame. Ran across the library and pulled my skirt down. We both cracked up. You got to be careful with your bags man.

Alright, both of you. I'll consider. Defeay from Zxondornix, Half-Blooded Demon of the Multiverse.

slut detected

retarded christfag virgin from 1930 detected. yesterday will never return.

"Whats wrong user?"

You are face

"Sorry. No fatties."

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They're not my fatties

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Like I would need any reassurance from sluts like you