If you get trips you will awaken as a beautiful girl

Joke thread, am rolling for you, basedd santa.

!!!!

Yeah, but if spend as much time shoving objects in my body and fapping to traps as i do now, i might die of exhaustion if i woke up as a qt3.14 grill

May I please be a girl. Thank.

I know roll threads are cancer, but I can't pass up this chance.

If not trips I kill myself for fucking this up.

Bye, user

It will never happen.

happy to be a man, pls kek no trips

i know i shouldn't…
roll

Why would I want to be a girl?
Girls have vaginas, and while its fun to stick your penis in one, its not fun actually having one. Its another avenue for viral infections the likes of which even uncut dicks have never seen.

just shut up and keep rolling like the rest of us

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she is also goo >dot> gl/OupncW

obligatory reroll

yes pls

Rooooool if I get trips I'll post results

no chance I'll win so roll

I'll keep trying, I'll never get it.

I'll never get it, but I'll keep trying.

If only it were that simple

Penis, begone!

I just realized it's impossible to get trips right now because they would become quads instead.

fuck you faggot

Feminism has sure done a number on you faggots.

nah

Hmm. What would that be like?

sounds like fun

WeW

I have a girlfriend whom I wish to fuck silly with my dick, so I hope I don't get trips. Rolling anyway because #YOLOSWAG #420BLAZEIT

All i want is to be a kawaii moe animu grill :3

if singles i wake up as an unpassable tranny

roll

i don't believe you

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I'll do my best.

yes pls

You're lying

reroll

aaand reroll

Holy shit

well, it worked!

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What if I don't want to awaken as one, but just want one for companionship?

If you get quads you turn into a loli

I'll pass, thanks. I like being logic driven.

ROLLING

I already do

Monotony

I mean how could that possibly work? whatever, I'm still posting, hoping for trips anyways.

Nah I like being a man

Why do you do this to me?

I woke up with a throbbing penis… better luck this time.

How beautiful?

Hopefully beautiful enough to do sexy photo shoots for side work or deep web porn.

I might be a fucking wanna-be tranny but I don't want surgery as I know I won't be an actual woman then, I want to just get reborn as a female, doesn't even have to be beautiful, could be average. Am I asking for so much from the universe?

fuck my life
Reroll

Reroll

if you were born an average looking woman, you'd be bitching about your soggy knees and wish you were a guy.

Rolling. N-Not that I'm curios or anything

I am so sorry user. And I get you.

Reeeeeroll

well thats not bad.

Rolling. Comeon, Damn you!

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roll

Nice.

I wish to be the little girl :333

Well can I be a big girl then? :333

Oh shit, well what do I do now?

Wait for OP to deliver

sleep tight ;3

At least I'll be cute, but periods and all, how do I use tampons.

don't be a part of the patriarchal machine

Thats just gross, dude. I regret googling that.

bigot

what's wrong? can't handle a real woman?

you're a racist!

I don't want to though, It looks like bacteria spreads easily that way.

Post vids of me masturbating?

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you mean liberation?

Thanks feminism

I got a Big Bat Benis, Wanna Suck it.

Fuck noez. Average looking women have it way better than decent (7-ish) guys (I am one, would never ever pass as a tranny though, got too much muscle before I discovered my mental illness). Shit, if I weren't such a coward I'd have checked if reincarnation is real already, too big of a bitch to kill myself so the pain is longer than it needs to be.
Rerawling anyway.

Let's see >>654321

I thought it would reply to the post my bad

What is this SJW shit? Some people recognise the fact they are fucked up in their heads.
Roll

Reroll

Why do you want to be a girl so badly?

Mental illness, no fuggin idea why it happened, daddy issues or some shit.

i can finally be a pretty princess

Appearantly not, user.

Will the power of meme magic turn you into a cute girl anons? Let's find out if kek favors you!

Nyet tovarish!

Do you want to become a Nonna?

Or a little Katyusha?

I got trips, still have a cock

The fact I know some russian doesn't mean I watch animu (at all/)with russian lolis in tanks. I know russian from school, albeit not much of it as I only learned it for a year and it was quite some time ago but I am semi-able to communicate with russkies in CSGO or other vidya.

Time to be a girl?

fuck reroll

Considering I got trips do you want me to suck it?

You poor bastard. Periods blow.

Raul

I can accept the tradeoff

the ability to create life is pretty cool though

Headed for quads, who wants to be a loli?

Got quads once, did not end up female at all.

Could be a pailoli though. Would getting quads twice make me into two pailolis?

Perhaps it will make you Queen of all Loli's?

Lolitime

Fuck too late.

I'll be the person I never was.

Guess I'll never become my idols.

shit-tier.

Perhaps you will with having tripple dubs?

Just mad that we're school idols.

trips = I die in my sleep and am reborn to live life as the ugliest shitter ever
dubs = I die in my sleep and roll the dice

bonk

Again!

yeah sure w/e

fuck it, roll

Is it quads time again?

rolling

god is dead

Save me from manhood.

okay

As long as my gf goes lesbian with me, sweet

You will be transformed into a little girl and she will become your mommy. If you step out of line be prepared for a lot of spankings.

balls!!

I really don't know what will happen but I hope I will keep my beautiful dick even though I also like the idea of having pussy

Your dick will become a beautiful, tiny little bump hidden under a pinch of skin.

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Will post tits if i change. you fellas deserve atleast that.

Watch this, mkay

I'm good thank you. Being a meme is much more rewarding.

rapin' a kid!

damn

if i get trips i have to drink my own piss and film it

if i get trips i have to drink my own piss and film it!

pussy jerk off time

rolling

saddam frowns on your faggotry

Female version of myself, I'd be hot.

So how does this grill transformation work anyway? Do we wake up as female? Do we get reborn? Is this in our current time, past, future?

All I know is my wife would be pissed if I became a femanon. She definitely prefers getting the D, and mine is 99th percentile large so it wouldn't be easy to replace. Also does having a large dong give me bigger boobs as a girl?

Rolling to find out, will report results.

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hng

If 2017 wills it, I will become a beautiful girl.

Alright i can go for that.

fuck

Please 2017. Don't deny me this.

trips

Why live.

beautiful little girl get

Keep on trying.
Trying until you're a spoiled preteen princess.

I'm sick right now, and turning into a beautiful girl is the cure.

I mostly like the idea of getting free shit just for being a girl.

roll

roll

But then I'll be too dumb to use my sex appeal in a constructive way. I'll just ride the cock carousel till I hit the wall, marry a beta provider, shit out some kids, cuck him, divorce-rape him, raise my sons to be beta males, raise my daughters to be just like me, then die alone and get eaten by my cats.

No thx.

roll

If I wake up a grill, expect tits and an invitation to a gangbang.

yes

111

roll

trips?

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no i won't

really?

Dreams, they sometimes come true