Is Holla Forums ready for the shittest animated movie of 2016?

I'll give them credit for taking it to its logical conclusion.

Ha that has worked out well

What the fuck did I just read.

But Sin City and the first Kick Ass, and 300 did okay in the box office.

From all I hear Scott Pilgrim was pretty good, just a box office flop.

doubtful user, all the things anthropomorphized (weenies, buns, cheese, carrots, toilet paper, etc.) instead of just the meats?
fam, even though it's another stoner rogan flick, i think it actually looks kinda funny.
DUDE FOOD LMAO

I saw it on TV once, it was basically leddit the movie.

Thank god this garbage got a limited release, otherwise we'd be championing it to start a trend

Still hope Nerdland and The Adventures of Drunky are half-decent, though

It's movie that caters to a very specific niche audience, it's easy to see why the mainstream didn't bite

Man, that poster looked cool, so I actually looked at the trailer.
When are these douches going to learn that adding a ton of swears and sexual jokes does not make a movie/show/whatever 'adult'?
Almost always, it's made by people who work on Adult's Swim shows. Maybe they wrongly believe that their ratings come from anyone other than the 12-year-olds up past their bedtime?

Well, that's it. We fucked up.

We're wrong. This all just has to stop.

I don't necessarily believe in a god, but I'm sure as FUCK looking at an original sin that all humanity will pay for indefinitely, and that god is right to do so.

I saw a tumblr post implying that the arabian taco and the other taco are gays.

Did they copied the plot from a mexican cartoon?

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It's damn good, but a very niche movie.

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Way to miss the point of my post

As I understand it, the final film might be a little bit different from the leaked script. But yeah, I have no idea how anybody with common sense thinks the movie has the potential to be anything but another dud for Sony.

Its financial fate was kinda sealed when it came out in the same month/week as The Expendables.

Seth rogans hot dog has seth rogans teeth.

Such a fun idea, too bad it was made by the 420 jew club

how does this asswipe keep making these movies? I get pineapple express because it can appeal to middleschoolers for the whole weed lmao thing but really?

I'd be surprised if anyone remembers The Expendables.

Family Guy demographic.

The animation was really cool, the dialogue was a big turn off.

yeah but isn't family guy going down the shitter all ready?

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Is this Foodfight 2.0?

What was that shitty CGI film with all the food mascots? That was like a real-life Pillgrims.

See

Though the story of FoodFight's production is hilarious all on its own. Long story short; it took over a decade, and halfway through all the footage got stolen and they had to start again.

For what purpose?

That's kinda hot

So is the food sentient or not? The scene with the baby carrots makes it look they're not but at the end of the movie they murder people.

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>Even if it somehow does, only shit-tier edgy comedies will get approved

Family Guy has been in the shittier for a long time. Normalfags still eat it up though.

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What is that ugly Jewish thing on the far right of the thumbnail? Some kind of kosher food?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavash

people aren't able to perceive objects as sentient unless they're high on Heroin.

Also it's not just food. All products you'd possibly find in a supermarket are sentient. This includes Toilet Paper and a Douche.

This is also only 15 minutes and not as many assets had to be created

Seriously though, even though it's food fight 2.0, they didn't have to let loose two barrels of shit. This is basically just weed/shock humor the movie using CGI to get around censorship shenanigans

I'm going to get pissed if people blame this shit for crashing Sony Pictures, when it was Cisbusters that did the job. Best case scenario it does average but not enough to convince executives but just enough to better than Cisbusters. I could see all the feminists putting the blame on a dudebro movie even if it makes a decent market.

The Simpsons Movie made over $500 million, that didn't bring adult animation it brought a lot of really unfunny shit over the next decade.

If this movie does well, it will not bring in good animation, it will bring in more Seth Rogen movies.

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According to the critics the orgy scene is NOT cut out. It's apparently 8 minutes long.

as long as they keep making animations about screaming 3d animals and living objects western animation will never mature

Scott Pilgrim needed to be a trilogy, or at least an hour longer. The first three boss fights are pretty accurate too the source material, and the fight scene with Roxie, while not accurate, was visually impressive.

First film

Second Film

Ok this wasn't as good as I'd hoped, but it was a rough draft.

A flop or two won't kill a big corp like Sony

HAHA LEL SO FANNY XD

Sony's losing money from nearly all it's sectors - TVs, music, film, etc. The only profitable division is games, and even then it's not enough to keep the company afloat. They can't afford more multi-million dollar failures.

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I can't fucking wait.

… what happens if it outdoes Ghost Busters?

Again, best case scenario it makes enough so feminists can't blame it for causing Sony Pictures to go bankrupt and even then it's being distributed by Sony not made unlike Cisbusters. But it doesn't make enough for it to be a hit and inspire these types of garbage.

why

I wonder if Larry Ellison regrets giving his children billions of dollars to start film companies

Later day Family Guy actually did a "joke" about Seth Rogen looking funny despite not actually being funny

The SpongeBob Movie 2 certainly didn't bring back 2D animation, of course it didn't help the ad campaign focused on the 3D

Wew laddie

I mean, Bojack and Reddit and Morty got this right, why the hell cant a multimillion dollar movie not?

No they didn't. Reddit and Morty has the same retarded shock humor, and Bojack just went the even more boring adult route of 'what if we had a cartoon, but just made it a really slow, boring sitcom with bad sitcom jokes no one thinks is funny?'
Fuck off back to reddit.

Here's a properly cropped version of your webm.

Nah, Reddit and Morty explores some "adult" topics such as Morty parent's failing marriage, Rick's divorce with Beth's mother, Jerry's overall incompetence, and so on.
Bojack explores childhood abuse against Bojack, the everyday struggle of life with depression, and the darker side of seemingly happy and cheerful media

what's cf? I see this shit around here but I can't find it anywhere else

Common Filth, it's a youtube channel dedicated to sperging about tumblr.

He mostly gathers up the worst vines and videos from tumblr and posts them on his youtube channel in an attempt to make you commit suicide.

Hell was made so you people like you can burn for an eternity. You disgust me.

Isn't Seth Rogan an athiest? Why is this movie so anti athiest and so pro religion?

The script almost reads like bible belt propoganda.

thanks

This is the same Jew who did a movie where the Rapture happens and a character says something like "wow, turns out Christianity was right"

He's a self worshiping Jew to put it bluntly. He was raised Jewish, and practically worships his identity as a Jew, but he's not religious in the slightest.

He's a self-professed atheist who subscribes to absurdism without really understanding what his philosophy says. Because he's not sufficiently intelligent or driven to understand the world as his philosophical outlook perceives it, he ends up with this epicurean mess that defines a lot of fedoras.

The fact that you're seeing it as a Bible Belt propaganda, probably on the consequences of atheism, is more a judgement on his own writing skills and intellectual capacities than on what he believes.

Blowup doll

Oh shit, this is Sony AGAIN? Man, have they done any movie that hasn't underperformed in a while?

You know, they will call it the new Food Fight so that "lol kek the memes XD" plebs will see it.

It's the perfect marketing. Just imply crap is "like Foodfight" or "like Sharknado", people will buy it. Don't even attempt quality.

Yeah, but, what's the budget on this thing? Sharknado makes money because it's cheap as fuck. If this cost more than 20 mil to make, how the fuck could they expect people would care enough to pay for it? Retarded meme magic isn't THAT strong.

$30 mil

but hey, if you want to see food have an orgy for 8 minutes, go for it.

You know I hope that whoever did this movie had the wherewithal to just tack on at the end a "5 days later" where all the cast members are now stale or spoiled and basically dead, killing the "revolution" instantly.

Worse yet is that I think he stole this idea from a early literature class schoolbook. Cause I remember reading a story like this in my CHristian Literature class in like 2nd or 3rd grade, its basically a story about how food basically wants to be eaten, because its like if basically meaningless unless it is enjoyed, and instead it was the rotten food that wanted to hurt people, like a spoiled hard boiled egg, mushy carrots, black banana's etc, stuff that was in the back of the fridge, it ends with a big fight, and the dog basically eats all the bad food, the humans was up and scold the dog for getting into the garbage, but nothing bad happens to him either. Dumb story but its like Terry Pratchet compared to this shit script.

I think it's more likely he stole the idea from an episode of "tales from the dark side" that involved living food, because that was on television and I doubt rogan has an affinity for reading.

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Did you read the script?

Hell is empty and all the devils are here are in Hollywood apparently.

I don't see how anyone could NOT see it as anti-atheist propoganda.

The 'gods' clearly exist, they're humans. Humans DO create all of these beings. Religion was created so that the food could at least have some brief moments of happiness before they die. We also see quite a few examples of everyone losing their faith becoming completely a-moral shits that immediately begin murdering and fornicating.

This is the argument of morality exclusively coming from religion/god and that unbelievers are amoral psychopaths.

Um, excuse me? Are you even HALF as fucking stoned as Seth Rogan is right now? I didn't think so. Then you don't know what his art means.

Son, you're talking about a stoner comedy. As in, the use of drugs isn't villified here off the bat.

You're seeing it as anti-athiest due to your views of morality.

ITT self-serious faggots debate the philosophical subtext of JEW WEED LMAO's happy hotdog movie

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, anons

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I remember this episode. Love Tales from the Darkside.

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Thanks for wasting some of brain cells

Like, what's really the difference between a "kids" cartoon and "adult" cartoon?

Is it because it touches difficult subjects, or because it has more "adult" jokes like lewds and beating up each other in a brutal manner?

I would consider "Watership Down" a mature cartoon and "Sausage Party" extremely childish but I'll have to categorize it as "adult" because unlike Watership Down I wouldn't let my kids watch that

That's the problem with things, people want to make adult, but they don't actually know how to make mature. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm was a mature animated film, this is just crude humor hoping to make a cheap buck.

Did Holla Forums actually like Zootopia? Or am I seeing these pictures because they're good reaction images?

Anyone seen Anomalisa?

We're a bit tsundere on the subject. We're just using the reaction images. I-it's not as if we're SHIPPING them or anything. BAKA!

A little from column A, a little from column B?

Probably both. Holla Forums is ground zero for furries after all.

No, /furry/ is ground-zero.

So half of Holla Forums has shit taste, and the other is like Holla Forums? 'Kay.

>>>/a/

"Writers"

Is it a fox? Is it a bunny? A funny? …wait…

The result of all those disgusting SFW Zootopia comics. I'm sick of them.

Something something glass houses

I dunno, mass murder is pretty immoral.

Doesn't the entire concept of the food believing the "gods" will take them to "eternity" and that being proven to be wrong mean the opposite?

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/cuteboys/

Sorry Seth, but you got found out. No backsies now.

We had an entire thread trying to make the ass look the perfect amound of fat.

It's a funny box.

and when there aren't any gods anymore they go full degenerate

quite poetic

I think general consensus was that Zootopia was the best animated film of the year, though having said that I know a lot of people loved the Angry Birds film.

I think the only people who hate it are those who are absolutely determined to hate anything that is either furry or touches on sjw-topics (despite the fact that the film actually shits on a lot of sjw beliefs).

Before this thread inevitably turns into a circlejerk about the rabbit's ass, i think everything about how this shitfest will turn out has been said already, of course they will eat this shit up and it will do great on box office, fast foward to 2019 and it will have a sequel which will be worse and has a 50/50 chance of doing okay or being a horrible box office flop

However, i doubt it can spawn a wave of shitty "adult" films with fuck all over it

wew, forgot to mention animated.

>WAS MARKETED TO FURRIES, E-MAILS AS PROOF seriously, look it up if you didn't know
I feel like Holla Forums has become reddit. Everywhere I see libshits, retarded "dude, memes" "Holla Forums"tards, JewTube-tier writing, and horny fucks, all across the boards holy shit

Seriously, the fandoms turn me into hating everything. Shit, I love Undertale and Zootopia, but the fandom's crap get more and more into my brain, so that it distracts my impression of the stuff.

All I see is unfunny Sans comics and magical skeleton dicks now, as well as terrible wish fulfillment carbage about creating a monstrous bunny-fox hybrid. Despite the movie friggin implying there aren't interspecies relationships.

It's ridiculous, furries turn everything into porn.
So they get a friggin movie FOR them with a fox and a bunny with a fat ass…

and they turn it into SFW domestic conflict shit!

I can't believe Seth Rogan is ripping off Wienerschnitzel commercials

Thanks for being the perfect example of what I'm talking about though.

Who fucking gives a shit what the movie's trying to preach? It's a painful, unfunny, stupid mess of a film.

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To be fair, people forget it's a movie for kids and kids are dumb. You can't explain them prejudice in all it's ways. Especially since the movie, ironically, uses prejudice itself. Hahah, all Italiens are the mafia. Hohoh Clawhauser has a donut stuck on his neck because he's fat.

Also, you just realize that the elephants were never punished for the conditions in their ice cream shop and their blatant racism.

a funny offspring

The "a funny twist" part legit scares me

What the fuck, America. Do you get a Trump flyer with your ticket?

Isn't this being done by Sony again? If this abomination is getting positive reviews, it's obvious someone got paid.

Sony wasn't afraid to do anything they could to get Ghostbusters good reviews, I don't see why they'd stop being scum now.

this was made by seth rogen though? he hates trump.

I'm just questioning America's intelligence, nothing more.

The review is suspiciously short and opinion-free. But it's like they wrote the worst jokes into it to secretly warn us.

Mayonaise nazis, what the fuck.

oh in that case yeah its gone down the shitter.

My man. Too bad we never went bigger.

Oh wait that was actually the jank second edit that wasn't done properly. Here's the original edit.

You saw the projections. If we went bigger, there was a very real chance we'd all die.

This is as big as we can go within safety limits.

You can never have too much Bunny Buns.

Animation in America is treated as a children's medium, so when people set out to make "adult" animation they will most likely overdo it or really stress in some way that this is serious adult business. There isn't the attitude that animation is simply what you make of it.

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I remember there was a final edit which was perfect.

I remember lurking in that thread. I don't think it was ever fixed before it died. Does Holla Forums have an archive?

That's what pisses me off. You can do anything in animation. You can have surreal shit or something that live action can't replicate well. I remember a quote that said Pinocchio's opening shot of the star and the bird's eye view of the village amazed audience at the time because it was never shown on a theater screen before. Especially worse, when now we have these people stating that animation is adult if it's for children but doesn't insult children. Yes, Dobson. When I think mature animation, I definitely think Pokemon.

dobson misspelled butterfree.

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Nah, man. He was thinking about fried butter, a traditional dish where he lives.

i want to fuck the bear :^)

I meant that people start with the premise that animation is for children and then react against it by making "adult" or "mature" animation instead. It's not a recipe for balance and nuance.

See what happened to comics; so obsessed with being 'mature' they become more juvenile than ever and lose the entire children's demographic in one fell swoop.

I don't think most modern cartoons have anything as mature as the G.I.Joe two parter "There's No Place Like Springfield". The twists and turns of the plot, the insane imagery, the well written characters… I'm amazed I could have something that good as a kid and now it's still rare to find something animated written that well.

Hell, I might start a thread just on that. Can we embed video from sites besides youtube, or is that my only option?

8archive is unfortunately still down

>IGN giving a dude weed lmao movie a good score
This is not surprising

user, while dobson is a pretentious and opinionated faggot and Pokemon, MLP, and SU are shit examples for whatever point he's trying to get across
It may not be "adult", if it's not pandering to some baser sensibilties or insulting the intelligence of the audience, then it is a more "mature" piece of media. Really, a lot of mainstream "adult" media often comes off as rather immature for an its pandering to adults with gratuitous sexuality, violence, or pop-culture references. I'd honestly say that nearly anything out of classical Disney is far more mature than this film, even if it was made to be viewable by children.

You don't have to embed videos in the first place. Just post the link.

It's not even big in the movie, stop being thick.

Wait, does it just mean it can't be viewed, or that any thread that dies when it's down isn't archived?

Piss off with that fat fuck who seriously went lower than the average furfag by drawing himself as an utterly unfuckable Carebear.

Seriously, what worth is he now?!

It kinda is, you don't look at her child birthing "good at multiplying" hips enough.

They're aren't even big. Quit projecting.

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he sponsors the new ghostbusters

I heard his patreon got shut down and he quit deviantart.

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Soon the general Holla Forums viewer will beg for the general furry degeneracy to deny the reality of sausage party.

Just consider it, a foxy/bunny/suspiciously buff tiger life perserver in a sea of idiotic stoner comedy using animation as a punchline.

Sadly, those who despise /furry/ will find it the only respite amidst this faggotry. You will be tolerated among the degenerates, remember this when the pendulum swings the opposite way.

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Fucking foodies.
Foodfags ruin everything.
DINE IN HELL!

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You have to be +18 to post here

Is he on suicide watch?
Oh the ==just==

Is that by Shmorky or by some faggot who seriously rips him off?!

That's not prejudice you fucking moron those are just stereotypes.

But nobody got BTFO. I'm not even the guy you were replying to.

Shmorky, back before he was a girl.