Playing as Chad on Tinder. You guys get to choose the responses

lol

how many niggers are in paris?

I can't say that kind of shit or this will all get cut short. If I say nigger even once I'll get booted within minutes Seen it happen.

Do you eat meat? :0

do you defecate in pubic??

Barraging her with questions isn't how this works. Have you guys never done this sort of thread before

Would it help if we had?

okay then tell her bend over i'll fugg u with my benis

(I've never dated/spoken to a woman)

Tell her she looks like she has good genetics

Tell her you're a big guy

Tinder is fucked. The girl he's talking to right now has crazy eyes and a bitchy look on her face too. Online dating straight up sucks for guys.

SHOW HER UR DICK SHE WANTS THE D

better yet show her a vagina and say you're trans

She's just bored, do you think if she had anything better to do she would waste her time with some dumb phone app?

Tell Emily she's the cutest girl you've ever matched on here

OP DON'T LEAVE US HANGING WHAT'S GOING ON DID YOU SEX THEM ALREADY???

IS SOMETHING WRONG ARE U OK WHERE ARE YOU??

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?????????????????????????????????????????????????

I know. Glad someone understands.

THEY AREN'T RESPONDING TO ME CALM DOWN SPERGLORDS

>SPERGLORDS

She knows I'm lying and it hurts to even type this, but it's sent.

Send a dick pic

Women are more petty than you think user.

Consider the following:

Women are emotional creatures, they want you to show that you're having a great life until they're dating you, then they want you to be stoic. They want to know you have status even though status is irrelevant because it's a hookup app

Women of all races prefer white guys, and although he's extremely attractive, his skin is the wrong pigment, that's a dealbreaker to women. Females are more racist than men, go figure.

Do you even have to ask?
France, and Paris in particular, is like the African capital of Europe.

if any of that were true then he wouldn't get any matches at all go make your own profile with arayan super-Hitler pic and see how it goes stop shitting up the thread

top kekk

We should do this more, I miss this. It's like pulling out Monopoly

they're probably not going to seks because the profile is fake. Of course, if they meet IRL then anything can happen ;)

they still arent responding

I can bait on tinder with my own pictures kek.

…Pulling out Monopoly as in when you get that board game out….

Okay hang on I'll make an account I need to do something else since the trolling Holla Forums is too easy to get banned now

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I didn't know black girls liked indian men so much

What do you do when she wants to see your dick?
Do you have a Mexican dick?
Do you have more pictures of Jose ?

ask promise if she got a big butt

Ask her if you can take her to her designated shitting street?

You say "Only if you promise to send one back"
then google some random ass image and send it

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Why does no one respond??

Im not sure man. Everyone's out of school plus it's friday night. Maybe they just wanted attention

Because men play Tinder like slot machines

Women play tinder like a grocery store.

We burn our thumbs swiping,
They choose from each product and if you're a budget brand…well.

do they normally respond when you message them?

One just did.

You've got to have a sharp wit to deal with these cunts man. What kind of a response is this? Just answer the fucking question.

Tell her "I got that gorilla dick and if you don't get on it in the next five seconds, I'm going to break your neck"

It'll work

Just matched with a passable black girl

I doubt that man. C'mon bros be more creative, don't just give me shit that will immediately make her bail, that's not lolz material

I have a crazy but really fun suggestion for our first date

Nevermind. The moment I messaged her she unmatched me, lol

It actually goes: "Im that gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet" or "This gorilla dick daddy is hungry and if you don't blow me just right, I might kill you"

Try giving a bullshit hippy answer. Let me think.

"I like to be around worldly people who have an eye for excitement."

her picture looks better with the Christmas hat over it.

I hope you know this is a hookup app and you're making this girl's pussy dry up.

You in?

you're always welcome to ask more questions or mention how you want to stick your gorilla dick in her monkey pussy. let me know how that goes.

I'm not talking shit on you bro, but talking to these girls like a normal human being just makes them hate you.

before she responds, tell her how you gonna destroy her butthole

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meant for

Now tell her you didn't mean to send that last message to her. Tell her it was supposed to go to your sister.

don't do this. if anything, double down

WHAT IS THIS GIRL EVEN ON HERE FOR IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET FUCKED?

Are you sure? You just said you want her asshole, but she still responded. she's either interested or stringing you along, but getting fucked is on the table.

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>WHAT IS THIS GIRL EVEN ON HERE FOR IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET FUCKED PHYSICALLY DEGRADED FOR THE PLEASURE OF A COMPLETE STRANGER?
Women aren't like guys they don't have a prostate so anal for them is basically racking up PPP

Shit you're right

Also start opening with "Do you like Anime?"

What about if you pegged me

BORING BITCH DISENGAGE.
I REPEAT, DISENGAGE, NOW.

THIS

I greatly admire the struggles of your people madame

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what?

Well I'll tell you what, you're going to be very open-minded after I fuck your brains out.

How would I even continue it then?

Christ where are the Chads and normalfags on this board when you need them?!

Come on it's 2016!!!

testosterone you mong

take a wild fucking guess

Say "why does the background of your cover pic look like your visiting jail? Is your dad in jail for his skin color like mine?"

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well done OP

that's one of the gayest things you could've said.

should have done

She unmatched him. I think that's funny too. The only half decent looking girl told him to fuck off lol.

Even a male model doesn't stand a chance on TInder. This girl is literally turning down anal.

OP here. This is actually very good, but I didn't see your response man. It blended in.

Oh well. Thanks anyways.

getting pegged isn't gay. It's the thinking man's fetish

Just FYI, maybe the reason you're not having success is because pajeets are one of the least attractive demographics for women.

So I had to choose a white Chad?

God damnit OP, when are you going to learn that white is right?

WHITE MAKES RIGHT

…Wait why are we just doing this for girls?
Can we get a fake girl account and see how far betas will go?

possibly

Tell all your matches the quote from World Peace. "I got that gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet."
(Going for dubs here.)

This guy didn't make these comics for nothing

Oh shit, I didn't read properly, this isn't a "Dubs decide" thread like I thought.
Still do that though I'm like the 3rd person to call for it.

^this

rollin'

We should try this one now. We can also find out what the occasional chad says to get the women.

Ah fuck, okay how do we do this?
How do we make a fake tinder, just a fake fb and go from there?

How would we find out which of their lines are working if we dont have the minds of women? We'd just be reading a massive attack of different lines, most of which might be bogus. Also because we don't have retardedly high standards for attractiveness in dudes, we'd swipe a shit ton of men right.

speak for urself user

No man, as in what people say as pick up lines don't take it so srsly

We use both tinders at the same time. We talk to one guy, see what he says, then take those same lines and then use them for the guy tinder.

OP here. Ok go for it. I'm off work tomorrow so I got all night

Hang on guys i got dis.
I can make every female wet.

It's alright, the lulz from the needy beta males will suffice.

No, no. Look at us. We are the female now.

I've got it!
we make a fake female account and a fake male account, then keep swiping until they're matched with each other.

Then we'll be getting laid with ourselves. Why didn't I think of this.

We should use someone we have nudes of. I feel like we could get people to do crazy shit if we give them tits pics then promise them pussy pics

Could we pretend to be a cute little girl?

Dang, Holla Forums really is full of 14 year olds.

I'm out

wining and dinning my hand so I can bang it in a per hour motel like it's a cheap hooker aka tinder date.

if your goal is to catch possible pedos and then blackmail them, then yes.

Aww, don't go! Please you are the only one here who was worth staying for :(

with you gone there's one less here.

Too bad you're still her

-e

you're a real faggot, user. no wonder we couldn't get the girl with you gaying up the place.

What else is new also we're not doing this to get laid, it's to lol

k making a fem facebook account gib me a bit

Yeah right you'll probably take a million years

fuck off you faggot.

God speed, dubs user. it's time to get our virtual pussies wet.

Literally just made the email, downloading tinder, sure it'll be like…15-20 but just jack off for a bit

going to go raid…shit is it /shame/ or something? What's the one with real grill nudes?

Bumblebee girl incoming.

I can't believe this shit.

I'd KILL MYSELF if I was non-white. Holy fuck is this the best you'd be able to do as a model?

I hate that industry so much.

Okay KikeKillerKatya is coming,

Whose pic do I use?

Want to see my supersuit?

go figures

Nice chin! You sort of look like the offspring of Jay Leno and a humpback whale.

A homeless man asked for change today and I told him to fuck off. This is my punishment.

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Then she'd just call him an asshole and leave. You guys are supposed to give him funny responses that either progressively weird her out or really gutsy responses.

You'd have to crop it

Ask if she likes eating dick as much as she likes eating chocolate cake

thx you have nice eyes and cumskin

Need a camwhore so I can get lots of photos…Lana Rain? Is that her name?

"Can I borrow a chin? You seem to have more than enough"

You look like you're in great shape. What's your workout routine?

It's pigskin, not cumskin dude

Holy fuck dude you need to meet more online girls. Hang tight I'll get you your pics.

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I want you to sit on my face. Suffocate me with your big sexy ass folds.

Using Lana Rain and baybee, what if I told you I am a vagina?

this

become a meme?

Use this. She's accomplished

Stop spamming pics and let one guy handle it.

Okay need a profile. I've selected her interests as: Anime, Video Games, Marvel, Loki, Sailor Moon and Atheism.

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HURRY UP OP WE NEED TO GET LAID

Women are such terrible people

This one's hot though. Found her on bumble.

Hope she repsonds

if she does respond, give her shit for being lazy and wearing sweatpants.

Ask her if she has skin cancer. Imply that people with that many birthmarks have it.

Outta likes, now we play the waiting game.

Ask her what she thinks of Indian foods, Then after her response ask her if she likes Indian meat with a ";)"

Looks fake because of the gaymer chair. Maybe im autist but I would say to look for different pictures

Dang I actually wish she was my gf right now. Fuck.

I figure Betas would just go "AYYY BLUE CUTIE" instead of actually looking at her stuff

this

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You're so inundated with trap shit you think everything is a man. Go outside dude

Outside has a penis

for sure. real betas will look at the girl and believe girls actually like to play video games. It's perfect bait for naive chumps.

Could be right fam, looks like there's a lotta makeup on her, not to mention the lack of visible tits, you can't see em through the wrinkled shirt.
I'd fuck it anyways.

And that's who I want

Her names Lana Rain, don't worry she has a vagina, I've checked

Lots of girls have small tits my man. Its not new. And why would you not wear makeup when streaming?

I dunno man, maybe it's the face, something there just screams "Trap" to me. I'm prolly just exaggerating though.

pornvideohunter.com/s-lana rain.html
Literally a porn star.

it's a trap

It's Lana Rain.

I know, Lana Rain the trap with a cock

Ah I see what you're doing

Dead thread. We need a new champion.

This.
Make a new profile.

Literally noone responding to Katya so I changed her profiles. New bread I need anons to join me in making Beta-Bait Grills

Do you need male models or female?

just do it

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Good idea user, get on it and post results!

tell everyone the login details and we will have epic bants posting statuses and adding hundreds of people

i have tried this only once, and it was amazing

I've never used tinder, do you need a phone or can you use pc?

emulator

Noones taking my bait sadly

Yeah I'm using Visual boy

We K-ON now

wot's k-on

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Get the fuck out of here.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

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Good to know this thread is dying faster than a chainsaw through a baby.

Can confirm. I am extremely good looking and Tinder is broke. Also get fuck all in real life buts that's because of my extremely shitty personality. You can make fun of me for saying that all you want Im only writing it inform you guys.

where are you from? you seem new to this neighborhood.

OP needs to extend the age of his dating pool.
Grannies need hot, curry lovin', too.

Ask them if they believe in aliens and delve into X Files or David Icke style conspiracy shit. If they act skeptical say that they have calcified pineal glands/the fluoride stare.

Lana Rain? seriously?

got a problem, nigger? start your own thread

can somebody help me
i using genymotion emulator but tinder doen´t work

i activated de gps and nothing