ANIME IS REAL

Oh my God yes

For some odd reason, I think Jerry Seinfield looks a lot like Jared Fogle, without the glasses in that pic.

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That isn't really a bad thing anymore

Why do they need anime when they have this?

inb4 3DPD

lol

I was afraid it was going to turn into a skit at every moment. I was laughing at him, but I'm going to end up buying one eventually. China has a free version of this minus the hologram that you can access through your smartphone. It's probably really good for overall mental health. It doesn't seem to emulate characters very well, or at all, though.

That makes me intensely wish that Japanese porn wasn't so goddamn freaky and high-pitched.

Okay chad

Song?

TO ANY MARKET RESEARCHERS WHO MIGHT BE READING THIS: I WOULD BE WILLING TO PAY A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS PRODUCT IF IT WERE BROUGHT TO THE WEST

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we're getting there guys, we're getting there

HOLY SHIT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HERE WE COME

Starting price is $2,300, R.I.P.

cheaper then a 3DPD gf

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quads

Normally I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of checking. But Checked.

AI QUADS

I fucking want one and I am a grill. Who the fuck wouldn't want one? She's the prefect doll. Can you change her outfits? Does she actually communicate with you?? I've played mic dating sims in the past, and they never really worked out. But she looks much more sophisticated. I don't want her to call me darling. I want to be her friend. I hope there is settings. Think of the all the possibilities anons. I'm hoping for battle dolls.

So, if we can dress this up as a doll thing, 3DPD won't catch wind of what is really happening?

Thats cheaper than I thought! FUCK YES!

ROASTIES GET ROASTED

Sure whatever. I honestly don't care what men do with theirs. You paid for it. Be happy.

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3DPD BACK THE FUCK OUT

I don't care if you care personally, I do care 3DPD and feminists try to do anything, and I am trying to find a way to dress this up to where 3DPD and feminists won't know what is happening until it is too late.

I honestly don't know. I've been kicked out of many feminist groups. I don't comprehend their logic anymore than you do user. Todays feminists are unreasonable hypocrites.

You got the wrong group. They put their ideology before everything, and ideology doesn't have to have anything to do with logic.

Fucking nerd shit

Yeah. It's just sad. They preach acceptance, but acceptance is only for those who agree with their ideology.

Just look at her. If she makes my days, even just a minuscule less lonely, she'll be worth every penny.

Don't buy it.

Seeing someone else use it makes it look sad. But I still want it.

kek

my waifu is priceless. except i'm going to halfass the setup and then just yell at my waifu because i couldn't figure out how to connect it with the lights/phone and shit so it'll just be a waifu in a box.

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wow, this is genuinely sad and kinda pathetic…
I love how they knew that they were advertising to neets though. No "family friendly bullshit". The only thing off is that he has a successful job. Apparently though, 42% of japanese men between 18-34 are virgins, so I guess it does make some sense.

Fuck off trips

Yeah, RIP

(Checked)
Never watched any myself, but I know the Japanese are very perverted and weird

Wasn't their a comedian who compared to Japanese porn to Alvin and Chipmucks. That bit was hilarious.

PIGS IN A BLANKET

PREPARE TO GET ROASTED

ugh there.Tired.

I wouldn't even use it for anything perverted. If the A.I. is decent enough, I would just be happy with teaching it weird shit and having a weird conversational toy.

Although on a lonely night, I probably would ask it to do something lewd

You're genuinely sad and pathetic

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Normie's btfo

Wooooow, hope you fucking nolives fucking enjoy Never having a real flesh and blood girl, you pathetic losers.

you come into a thread about anime being real, then start pushing shame because this dude found some measure intimacy with a machine rather than with a 3DPD.
There are only 2 reasons why you're here doing this. A: You're trolling, I really hope you are. B: you're a pathetic beta male trying to white knight for all 3DPD, using shame as a weapon to try to make people who want this feel bad.
If you don't mind, we're trying to transcend something here, please go back to your designated 3DPD, thank you.

enjoy your stds and child support for kids aren't yours

I'm
but I'm not I was just pointing out that most people on this board are sad and pathetic whether they're into 3d or not. I'm really looking forward to having my waifu in a box.

oh, I am sorry, have a cute xeno pic

Roastie get out

That video was depressing as fuck. Get a dog and a girlfriend you miserable fuck.

That said,

-It's not real if you can't touch it.
-I'd be interested if you could program it to be any character you like and increase it's bust size.
-Even then though, it would have to do a shitload more than what this thing does in the commercial. I have a million programs that can function as an alarm clock, give me a weather forecast and send notifications to my phone. Other than providing a fairly unimpressive holographic projection of an animu girl, what does this product do that nothing else I own does? It can't even love you. I've got a dog that puts a smile on my face every day when I get home anyway.

Behold! The harbinger of the extinction of the Japanese race!

Fuck off roasties

I almost preordered because of hype, but then I had these exact same thoughts. I am patient. Gives me more time to brush up on my Japanese anyway. Who knows, maybe she'll get cheaper in time too.

Think what this means for the future of video games though. It's exciting.

I swear the gommunists are going to use this declining birthrate to their atvangtage when they invade and gain revenge for Nanking

I'll wait for it to have actual AI and not just chat bot AI, especially at over 2000 fucking dollerydoos

Apparently it's simulated an and not REAL AI…..

FUCK.

Still want one.

Each day I see something making anime more real the closer I feel to finally being fulfilled.

Shit is like being married, why?

But would it really love you or is it just programmed to appear that it love me?

3DPD ON SUICIDE WATCH

Already married here, see this please:

If that shit work with wifi rj45 or something like that cut that shit right now, she will cheat on you the first day with some lol tard.

Uh no.

Then it isnt a decent gf emulator.

It'll just like one of my anime harems

The first mobile phones were also very expensive user, 20 years later and they cost a fraction of the price.

This is the final stretch for Japan, atleast they died with honor.

Wow

I, for one, welcome our new VR waifu overlords.

Well, those are models and they need to take a lot of care for they body. Now if we talk about the average girl it is another type of body

DOUBLE HEIL

Japan had a good run.
i guess they were too N33T (TM) for the world.

You fuckheads do realize that you would be fucking the illusion of a woman, right?

Artificial intelligence has the capacity to mimic human emotion and emulate human thought, but it is not really there. Its like a super complicated mechanical watch. It looks like its responding, but that is just code and nothing real. It has no free will.

How was japan reaction to this? I will admit that this made me cringe and I'm intereste on how they reacted to this product.
or did they just take it as a joke? I mean they usually have weird as shit toys there

>because super mechanical watches don't into real time, but illusory tiem.

That is the saddest commercial I have ever seen. And this makes people want to buy it? What does this say about humanity?

That many of us humans are lonely as fuck

And aparently have no shame or balls. And are stupid and psychotic.

Yeah, but as long as we don't see one everything is fine

The term hikkimori says it all I think.

is that photoshopped?
are there no more japanese women left with normal sized boobies ?

Stay mad normalfag, 3D pigs are on the way out

Toasties are gonna get toastie

Roasties

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Women are complete shit though. I don't know one woman, including my own mother, who is a decent person. Can you blame them for wanting 2D?

Fucking dweebs

I want one with a Haman AI that i can talk about the news and politics with.

I don't want a 3D pig, and I sure as hell don't want an inanimate product for a girlfriend.