In a series of secret memos sent back to Washington, described to me by several current and former U.S. officials who have written or read them, diplomats reported that Russian intruders had broken into their homes late at night, only to rearrange the furniture or turn on all the lights and televisions, and then leave. One diplomat reported that an intruder had defecated on his living room carpet.
In Moscow, where the harassment is most pervasive, diplomats reported slashed tires and regular harassment by traffic police. Former ambassador Michael McFaul was hounded by government-paid protesters, and intelligence personnel followed his children to school. The harassment is not new; in the first term of the Obama administration, Russian intelligence personnel broke into the house of the U.S. defense attache in Moscow and killed his dog, according to multiple former officials who read the intelligence reports.
God bless Putin and fuck the (((State Department))), but this is typical thuggish Russian behavior tbh fam.
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Gabriel Morris
Is this an Onion article?
Wyatt Reyes
Washington Post, so close enough.
Zachary Adams
This is a trick the soviets used to do. It keeps the US diplomats off balance and makes them paranoid. Meaning their interactions with the nations they're in are more twitchy and inconsistent. Thus benefitting Russia.
It's like trolling. But with a purpose.
Alexander Scott
OY GEWALT! Those filthy russians breaking into homes of our spie… I mean diplomats. IT'S LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH!
Thomas James
Good. Fuck em.
Grayson Bell
Michael McFaul was one of the biggest propagandists for the globalists that raped Russia after the fall of the USSR. That he's not afraid of getting murdered when he sets foot on Russian soil is a sign of the restraint and civilized nature of the Russian people.
Just found out there really was a war caused by a dog. "The War of the Stray Dog" in 1925 between Greece and Bulgaria. A Greek sentry stationed on the border between the two countries had a dog which ran away from him and into disputed territory. When the Greek sentry ran after his dog to catch it, he was shot dead by a Bulgarian soldier. There was uproar in Greece and they invaded Bulgaria. The ensuing war lasted about six days and resulted in 171 casualties on either side.
Andrew Smith
Man if I was a slav in eastern europe I'd do that stuff for shits and giggles.
Hudson Anderson
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Jeremiah Nelson
Under rated post.
Wew lads you're destroying my sides, please stop.
Luis Cooper
Messing with light and stuff is KGB textbook, it's the technique called in the west Zersetzung - "corruption" (after east germany version). It's to make you go insane/paranoid.
What's great is if you're aware of it, and you genuinely forget to turn off the light while leaving, you become a tinfoil hat paranoid about Russian agents defecating in your living instead of that house-slave you bought on the cheap to a bengali minister.
Xavier Hernandez
why are the shills trying extra hard today to turn Holla Forums against russia?
is something brewing?
Sebastian Gutierrez
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Jace Hill
This was all pretty funny until they said the dog was killed. I don't approve of that… unless the dog was Jewish, of course.
Eli Peterson
Good.
Hudson Lopez
what the fuck are you doing yankees? Thats what you get for selling off government jobs to the highest donor.
Lucas Wood
Why don't the Americans just have an agent wait in the shadows with a gun?
It can't be that hard to catch and kill someone breaking in.
I guess I'm just sad about the dog
Aaron Taylor
kek
Jack Scott
Funny. American diplomats deserve worse, but this is funny.
Fucking kek, just imagining some S.T.A.L.K.E.R bandit gopnik just doing random shit inside a U.S official's home makes my sides split.
Jaxson Williams
God bless these men
Anthony Thomas
Holy shit that's hilarious, what absolute fucking madmen
Alexander Price
I wouldn't be surprised if they did it themselves. A possibility to consider.
Cameron Richardson
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Logan Moore
10/10
Easton Ortiz
Russians heroning Americans.
This is comedy gold.
Alexander Lee
hail hydra So that's why I can't find the remote.
Bentley Cook
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Robert Gray
Minus Putin laughing and the SVR/GRU guys that is my Saturday/Sunday morning.
Jace Lewis
That can't be real
Xavier Barnes
Oh for love of God, shut a HELL UP!
Aiden Richardson
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Julian Long
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Jonathan Wood
I'm Russian and I swear if I saw that Michael McFaggot walking on my streets I wouldn't need my government to pay me a penny to beat his fucking face in.
Joseph Peterson
SAVIOUR OF THE WHITE RACE
Matthew Williams
Lmao."Ivan, go shit on ambassator carpet"
Henry Cooper
Bullshit
Jaxon Garcia
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Josiah Nelson
Fucking love Slavshits…
Brody Perez
Right Wing Decoration/Defecation Squads
Carter Flores
Designated diplomatic pooping room.
William White
Oppa!
Jordan Russell
I don't trust that newspaper companies. Jornos are known to twist or made this shits up. Be careful with the Jorno stuffs.
i swear despite having a national average IQ lower than 22 different nations americans sure like to act like they know whats best for everyone else
Tyler Rivera
I think that's the least they can do. Vilifying them for a hundred years now it is a wonder they haven'T simply wiped out those who mock them constantly, the west, that is. But we will reach that point soon, sooner than the retarded US can imagine. The weapon of Indignation wil put out their lights indefinitely. And once they are gone, their wrath will come over the broken remains of the west. Woe to the fools who will have to bear it, for they will be tortured for their arrogance. That much is clear. KEK is watching.
Bentley Rodriguez
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William Murphy
Now this is shitposting.
Samuel Nguyen
What the fuck is wrong with that bread?
Zachary Harris
its glorious soviet multipurpose bread slice it and eat it with borsch or soak it in water and detergent and clean the radiators with it
Jose Campbell
"bread"
Zachary Sanders
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Parker Ortiz
I would do the same fucking shit if 50 russian foreign ministry officials had just started pushing for actions that would send our countries to war.
I would say, "Fuck every one of those kikes we can get our hands on. Good case scenario: it looks like their policy suggestion was motivated by butthurt, worst case scenario: we go to war after having killed the cocksucker's dog and a bunch of other preemptive payback."
