Tell me Holla Forums, why arent you a gymnastics spotter?

Tell me Holla Forums, why arent you a gymnastics spotter?

Because i would do lewd things to gymnast lolis

that was pathetic. how did she even manage to qualify for any competition?

I was, right up until the injunction

I don't have a quicc enough reflex and too weak to catch a falling person of any size.

That was a nice catch.

sounds like the job I have ever wanted

I love gymnastics.

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I'm too flabby at the moment and gymnast lolis don't like flabby men coaching them.

Fox News

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Disgusting. Too old.

what is that powder that flies off her?

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Searching for lolis, duh.

dried cum

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Such talented athletes. Such skill. I'm envious.

any legal videos of gymnastics naked and in slow motion?

No but I can tell you where to find illegal videos of slow motion gymnastics.

w-why are they illegal, user?
just kidding haha i don't want to know

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