If you were turned into a cute anime girl, but you could only do 3 things before you're turned back...

If you were turned into a cute anime girl, but you could only do 3 things before you're turned back, what would those 3 things be?

top myself

shitpost on Holla Forums
play videogames
watch anime

eat, shit and breathe.

I'd enjoy both halves
As above
Again, as above

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Sad. But if you wait till after you get turned back you'd get to do a third thing.

touch self in lewd ways
get patted on head
take a picture of self

You just discovered a way to enjoy this event even after you get turned back

1. Receive head pats
2. Sex
And refuse to do a third thing so I could remain a cute anime girl.

I bet they're dirt cheap and op as fuck

maybe that'll transfer. if i can reproduce something i'd make a fortune

Masturbate until exhaustion
Fight villains with my cute companion monster
Get head pats

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gay?

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But you want that now, as a man.

simply gay bro

That wasn't me and he doesn't want it as a man, he wants it as a woman.

Create a serum that would keep me in anime girl form forever
Drink it
Be an anime girl forever

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that was kinda cute then got kinda fucked up.

Isn't he a man, right now? He's thinking about dick and being a female justifies it.

I know psychology brah.

Move to user's place.
Hug user.
Kiss user.

Inhale
Pause
Exhale

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Nothing. Then I can be an anime girl forever. Eat shit, I beat your fucking system.

see

additionally you could just do the first 2 things as often and as much as possible since you're allowed to 3 different things before you turn back. if you received 3 head-pats it doesn't count as 3 things.. system demolished.

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He's a man thinking about heterosexual sex between a man and a woman. Straight as it comes.

Why was this post deleted?!

You monster

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