Bought some aftershave

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

bought some aftershave. it came in a nice-looking box, but when I took the bottle out of the box, it turned out to be an accurate description of moden Europe

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_I

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

UK
Deutschland
Europe

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

implying they're not

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

That's exactly what I'm implying, yes.

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

what is your definition of Europe then if it doesn't include UK and Germany?

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

The non-EU member countries.

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

so Venezuela is European according to you

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

Muslims shave? I thought they grew their beards out in a thick bushy mess on their face.

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

Last time I checked Venezuela was located in South America.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

but it's not an EU member. that was the only criterion you gave

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

Old spice ????what are you 70????

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

it was the only aftershave in the store that didn't cost 50 or more

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

That's just the women

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

This user wins

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

Following your logic europe is made up of 3 countries

James Carter
James Carter

get the stuff imported from china,cheap as fuck .
also look into making your own scents and perfumes, it's a useful skill.

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

I'm 42 and i love Old Spice, althou Denim and Gillete are cheaper to my thin wallet.

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

making your own scents and perfumes

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

two old farts detected. do you splash that shit in the shower room after your workout? you know, there where the sweaty singlet meets spicy old faggot in the mother of all anals? fukkin woofties, you ruin the world.

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

I just wanted something to calm my face after shaving. been having awful razor burn lately

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

Listen dude: I'm almost 43 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k was it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.

You still want to call me "old fart", friend?

Check your Linux privilege. Not all of us are running it, and your overweening arrogance indicates to *me* that you're rather young, and perhaps aren't being totally honest about making your living the way you do.

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

Apple 1
produced in 1976, if memory serves
42 years ago = 1974
you were 2 yrs old? oh, wait. it's bullshit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_I

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

How can you masturbate to this shit?

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

i would, but my wife and neighbor exhaust me already.

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

But muslims dont shave their beards im confuse

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

i know that the concep of nuances is pretty tought to understand for /pol/tards.
but turns out that Arab != muslim

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Namco confirmed as Nostradamus.

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