How do i cure my porn addiction and death grip...

how do i cure my porn addiction and death grip? i cant cum with watching porn even if its with the help of an actual female

*without watching

You need to start on this diet asap!

Cold turkey is your only option. After three or four months of no fap and porn you'll be alright buddy.

stop doing it

start eating Gallium arsenide phosphide. really delicious and will get your mind of cocks. your wont even remember that you love cocks so much

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any tips for going cold turkey?


w-wait user you misunderstand

just stop doing it. what possible tips could we give?

dood its just like nicotine, you get withdrawal and tips on how to deal with that has to exist somewhere

Tips-
Find someone you can take advantage of like a homeless nigger or a retarded boy and begin putting your cock in their ass as often as you can. Your mind will slowly train itself to get off to actual sex instead of porn

Joining this thread rather than starting a new one, the subject is reasonably linked

There is a family wedding coming up that I have to go to and I have an ironic +1 invitation.

I can either accept my fate and go alone, ask one of my friends to go with me and risk looking like a faggot, or I can hire an escort for the day.

Assuming I hire the escort:


pic unrelated, but hopefully caught your attention

hiring an escort is an awful idea, too many ways to fuck up unless you have good social capabilities (and in that case, you wouldnt be going alone). theres nothing wrong with going alone, just talk to random people or keep yourself occupied and no one will turn a head.

Set up a tinder account specifically only asking for a wedding date.

Post results.

I've been to a family wedding on my own before and I would really rather not do it again, trust me when I say I'm not considering this lightly

I'm thirty four so I don't feel like this is an option for me

ask a friend. save the money. look like fag. what do you have to lose? you're on Holla Forums, it wont get any worse than that

The amount of 34yo single girls who must be craving any attention must be astronomical.

Is fucking a bridesmaid a possibility for you?

If you want an escort that's actually gonna fool everyone, knows how to hold a conversation etc., you'll be spending thousands. Probably way cheaper to hire an aspiring actress or something, those are desperate as fuck for any job at all

I would honestly have no problem with this, but some of the extended family is pretty hardcore religious, and I'd rather avoid one of them getting drunk and calling me a faggot etc.

Maybe, but I doubt they're on tinder… could go nuclear and sign up to a proper dating site… but honestly the thought of it makes me anxious

I really doubt fucking a bridesmaid is an option, but I promise if it happens I will post a full and detailed green text of my conquests on here hopefully with pics

Where can I find an "aspiring actress"?

Real simple kiddo.
You know when you get that feeling in your loins and your thinking to yourself, "Christ I need a wank", do a push up.
Sexual desire still there?
Do another one.
And another one.
DJ Kahled that shit
Getting hard thinking about looking at your own dick?
ANOTHER ONE
Just do push ups, breh. Soon you'll be too tired to make a messy deposit to the wank bank and you'll get fitter too. You just need to tell the lizard part of your brain that you control it, and not the other way around, because a weak mind is a weak character.

I had my doubts, but this is true. Your brain will normalize with a strict no-fap. It takes an awful lot of willpower but it does work.

thats genius user, thanks

Just use a fleshlight user and your deathgrip will go away. Personal fave is Sasha Grey's mouth.

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do you know what she does with it?

Why

4u

Hope this helps

I hope her daddy pays her phonebill

Twerking is the answer.

I have been collecting nothing but twerking videos for fapping for a couple of years, and my porn usage has gone down 90%.