Dog Thread

Dog Thread

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According to dysnomia posting animals is not allowed because it will inevitably turn in to a beastiality thread, sorry OP

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Why is that doggo dressed like Laura B?

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B-b-but trips, Cats rule!

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10/10

how can anyone not like dogs?

because some of them try to kill you, when was the last time you heard about a fatal house cat attack?

can't say I've heard of a fatal house dog attack either

feral dogs, sure, but those should be put down

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if by "house dog" you mean the same thing as house cat which just means a domesticated cat then yeah theres plenty of cases of house dogs killing people.
If you don't raise a dog right it might kill you, if you don't raise a cat right it might shit outside the litterbox, big difference.

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well maybe you should raise the dog right, then

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these are some weird looking dogs in these videos

even filthy indians love doggies

looks like they're seasoning it to me.

I had it happen to me when I was 18 and buffed out from working in the heavy steel industry. Two dobermans tried to attack me a block from my home in the middle of the street as I was walking home. I ripped the front leg off of one and beat the other one to death with it right in front of the owners, who couldn't do shit, ever. The one 3 legged dog did survive, but it ran off whenever it saw me again, just like the fucking neighbors.

sure you did, fella

Says the NEET who has never worked a real job in his life.

wrong

Well, you were probably never an overly hate-filled teen that was 6' 8" tall and dangerous af.
The tough guys of today are all pussies.

Get a small dog.

user, this never happened.

but then my dad will make fun of me

With few exceptions small dogs are shit tier, man.

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my two, ace and bandit

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a prophet among us

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No

I know there's a dog theme going on here, but do you have any semi-realistic not-overly-cartoon horse related drawn porn kinda like the ones you have for dogs? I need it for trolling purposes and other.

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Sure fam here you go, have fun "trolling" ;)

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Hot stuff you got there

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woops accidental cat

What would be considered a non shit small dog? I love my dachshunds.

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Are reptiles capable of affection or are their brains not capable of it?

Reptiles, having basic brains search for certain things just like other animals only they are 100x as predictable because of it.

A reptile will generally seek two things from it's owner: Food and Protection.

If an owner shows aptitude towards being a protective owner and provides food the reptile will just gravitate towards the owner because the reptile has basic needs fulfilled.

Chihuahuas are pretty based. Just make sure to socialize it early so it won't shake whenever you have company.

So it's more positive reinforcement than actual affection then?

Chihuahuas are for spics. I fuccing hate those annoying bastards. In my experience, I have never met an English Bulldog that wasn't a bro and I have never met a Chihuahua that wasn't a yipping faggot.

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Animals don't count as 3DPD.

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if Goofy is a dog, why does Miccey Mouse have a non-humanized dog as a pet?

Dubs.

I'm Dognald Trump and I approve of this message

moar dogs pls

so that's how they reproduce

Cardio centric jobs are worse then lifting jobs, I do nothing but push, cut, and lift shut all day, and I get home, and work out, I don`t think you did it. But if you want prove hat a harass you are maybe we can cuddle a little bit, us know fool around, pfft whatever.