Are you about to fap? Don't

Masturbation is a degenerate act, it harms the body and mind. Every time you ejaculate, you lose the following nutrients: Vitamins B6, B12, and E; Calcium; Magnesium; Selenium; and Zinc.

It is often encouraged by the elites and the kikes because they profit from it.

That is those who run the pharmaceutical companies and the pornographers,

It is proven many times that masturbation damages your health, It causes imbalances in your hormones and neurotransmitters, leading to decreased immune defense and health, that is masturbation is the indirect cause to many medical complications. And this is exactly what the kikes running the big pharma wants.

Also for the pornographers, you know they are mostly kikes, look it up if you don't believe me, they also profit from this, with billions of people jacking off to their "free" porn on the internet. There is a reason why there is so much of it.

Masturbation is a big conspiracy against humanity, it can be compared to that
why they poison, fluoridate the drinking water.

It is just recently after the 1950s that masturbation has been shown in a positive way, before this it was classed as a illness in most medical texts,
it is also known in eastern and chinese medicine to drain you of the "life force", "chi".

So ask yourself: Why do you do this to yourself? and why do you keep watching pornography that the kikes keep distributing and profit from?

If you would have some self respect you wouldn't want to jack off.

I just finished. Why didn't you post this a little sooner? Jerk!!

So you post tiddies!
I should spam your shit thread with porn.
Your text was disjointed at best.
You made no real point.

post more big titted grills

dont you dare post delicious grills itt…


no u :3

then what else do you suggest to keep me sane?

ive started learning web development

you can't stop me

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what's wrong? Arya gay?

geddit? cause her character is Arya

This just makes me want to masturbate more. I've been fapping on average twice a day for the past 3 weeks.

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spoiler

wew lad!

not sure if trap…

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True it depletes the body of energy,vitamins and minerals, but so does every thing, You can apply this to everything in existance.

Guys, walking uses energy and depletes the body of energy and nutrients, stop walking.
excercise uses energy and depletes the nutrients of the body, stop exercising.

Apply this to everything and you get a picture of how retarded this way of thinking is.

The key here is moderation.
don't overdo anything.

in fact, you need to let the energy and nutrients out so that there is a flow of input and output which strengthens the channels.

I absolutely find it amusing how everything is branded degenerate and encouraged by teh illuminatee…

Sure the kikes are behind many things, but apply occam's razor here and you will get a picture.
they manipulate everything that is profitable.
and there is money in sex,drugs and war.

Damn son…

Agreed, I used to be a 6-7 wank/sex a day lad up to my late 30's. I would still run a few times a week and hit the gym 2-3 times a week. Was fit as a fiddle. I ate healthy and slept good. Look the animal kingdom, Alpha males are the biggest, toughest males in the group yet fuck the most, several times a day, not only do they have the energy for that, they fight when they are not fucking.
I got a bad injury a couple of years ago and can't really do lifting anymore, I still run but my muscle mass is going down, I actually have a lower sex drive in line with it and only jack off about once or sometimes twice a day.
Only thing that may be connected it to too much sex and wanking is that my hair went very thin, I have lots of hairs but it's just really really thin. At first I was trying to brush it this way and that, tried different cut styles and products to make it look thicker, then one day was brushing it to try an make it appear denser and thought 'What the fuck am I doing, I'm acting like a pufta'. Out came the clippers, shaved it down to about 2mm, looked fine, and just do that all the time now. No more fucking about like a faggot.

after 30 your sex drive starts to calm down a bit, possibly an evolutionary mechanism, to allow males to be selective and fuck only the most worthy females.

I used to fap 3-5 times a day in 20's now I fap once every 2-3 days and my energy is quite good.

chinese medfag here,

actually it depletes jing, not just qi. jing is life essence, of which you only have a finite and non-replenishable supply. jing is the basis of the production of yin, yang, qi and blood within the body. when it begins to run out ageing occurs, and when it is depleted you cannot survive.

having said that, you slowly use jing constantly, every day. some actions use more jing than others - (male) masturbation, overexertion, use of coffee and some other drugs, are just a few examples. these things all have perfectly legitimate uses and can be medicinal in their own ways. masturbation calms the spirit, invigorates qi and blood, and stops pain. at the end of the day it's up to each individual to choose where they spend their energy.

there are herbs and meditations you can use to protect and supplement jing, but that's another discussion.

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forgot to add, the healthy level of masturbation is around 2-3 times per week. less if you're energy deficient (fatigued, lethargic etc)

I would like to know about those herbs you talk about.

agreed

After watching my Grandparents bodies slowly become decrepit and rot around their still 100% functioning minds I would happily opt to burn all my energy up being fucking awesome and then dropping dead at the age of 55.

they have pills for that

Checked.
Me too let me enjoy life to the fullest and die at 50, not some old creep in a nursing home that his family avoids.

lol butthurt

I have a great idea how to stop masturbation! We should circumcise them! Their lack of pleasure will stop them from wanting to masturbate because they won't feel anything even though when they reach adolescence they won't know the difference. Let's make every bit of every sexual encounter a chore where the boy has to go through shame and shocked females who pretend it's okay so he won't want to have sex anyway! Bonus points for botched circumcisions, resulting in skin bridges, necrosis, infection, and death!

Let's do it when they're infants and don't have a say in the matter so we don't have to explain why we are cutting off a perfectly normal and important piece of their manhood in the name of stopping masturbation, in the name of science.

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Bitch, being cut hasn't stopped me from jacking off one bit.

You successfully stopped me from fapping.

dont tell me what i cant do


boner killed

unless you give yourself a heart attack jacking off you'll still age, just faster and prematurely. you'll be decrepit sooner rather than later is all.

tnx for sharing :3

Chinese medfag?
I too would like to know more about those herbs.
Holla Forums is random, and I think it fits nicely ITT.

What are you? A starving african? Just eat food, faggot.

Circumcision in America was just another Kellogg's conspiracy, to yes, hopefully prevent masturbation.
It did not work.

well… it's a pretty big topic and i can really only scratch the surface here. every herb we use has very specific uses and contraindications, so really you should only use them if you've been properly assessed and prescribed them, or if you know CM theory. regardless, a few herbs that specifically help with jing off the top of my head:

shu di huang - processed rehmannia root. tonifies jing, yin and blood, but should not be used in conditions involving "damp", which might show itself as symptoms such as mucous, phlegm, cloudy urine, foul smelling stools…

wu wei zi - schisandra berry. astringes jing - ie. helps to store it and prevent it from being expended - and also stops sweating, bleeding, and a few other things. should never be used during illness or with dampness - it pulls inwards and prevents sweating, so it can draw pathogens deeper into the body and worsen illness.

he shou wu - processed fleeceflower root. tonifies jing, blood, and strengthens the liver and kidneys. also expels wind-type pathogens from the muscle and skin layer to relieve some symptoms like twitching muscles and rashes due to blood deficiency.

then there's other ways to protect jing, like supplementing the things it is used for - yin, yang, qi, and blood. cinnamon is great for yang, very warming and invigorating.

it's complicated stuff. in my opinion the diagnostic system we use and the actions we describe herbs as having are just analogous descriptions of physiological functions in pre-medical language.

It is proven many times that masturbation damages your health. got some sources on that? Something not written in 1600's?

because its harmless and fun, also it means I don't have to waste my energy getting a real female to get me off

Who is this my friend?

What if this entire thread is nothing more than an elusive plan to get people to dump their porn folders as protest?

Thank you.
You are a very based user.
I will not misuse the knowledge you have shared. I have some knowledge and experience in Ayurveda, Yoga, Tantra and T'ai Chi; so am aware of the jing. I was raised in Hong Kong, Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia, Taiwan and Korea, so these concepts are not alien to me.
I very much appreciate you sharing your knowledge.
I appreciate your input.

How many crushed tiger testicles and snakeskin mixed with ginseng should I eat to protect my feng sui yingyang kung fu spirit, sifu?

I think I have only ever fapped 3 times in 1 day maybe twice in my entire life. It's not healthy to do it.

I have long preferred to fap only 1x, 2-3 per week


emily grey (amateur allure, I think)

It probably is. So what. Post women then!


Redheads. I know what you mean.

A cunning trick! One would have to wonder what the next step of his masterplan would be.

Moar Heidi Romanova?


What do you think? Maybe to fap?

If he fapped so hard he ripped the skin, would he die?

feels good man

Nah, but he would have to stop fapping for a few days and let it heal. But poor OP thinks he will die if he even faps once! I don't know what does it for him. Traps? Furries? Anime? All I have to offer is the Goddess Eris, another redhead with huge aeriolas, a hot white supremacist bitch, Scarlett Johanssen kissing a negress, and a little Christmas anime spirit.
Trying to find something that does it for you OP!

Noice 69!
I think OP is over on 4/b/, whacking it to traps and nigger dicks, and feeling very guilty about it.

tl;dr
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Right!
Everything in moderation!
Including moderation.

I have to take issue with your image, which implies that if something feels good it must be true (or good, etc.).

In reality, the truth hurts. A lot. Reality is painful. Life is full of challenge and hardship and shit that makes you wonder why you should even bother trying. Fortunately, things like sexual fantasy exist to provide us with reasons for tolerating the harshness of the truth, and for soldiering on despite all the bullshit that reality throws our way each day.

So fap on, fellows. It may be physically detrimental from one perspective, but it more than makes up for it in mental and psychological benefit. In addition, there are some studies which have shown that it is in fact biologically necessary for men to ejaculate every now and then. So there.

I think its a slow death. Its not devastating to your quality of life like a drug habit, but it adds up over time. So many nights you could have been learning something new or developing a skill, but you were watching someone else have sex instead.

it would be extremely painful

Jokes on you OP, I eat my own cum, I'm like an ouroboros.

It's so stupid to live in the height of degeneracy and pretend you're not one yourself. Just look at the pic you posted. You can't get people to respect or listen to you if you contradict yourself on your first post. You're not very good at this are you?

UUUU

Yucc. Part of it is the pedestalization of UGLY FUccING CUNTS.

Brainwashed since birth to worship UGLY GROSS BLOODY CUNTS WITH MAKE-UP ON.

Give me a little girl to cuddle and mold instead. I'm talking real patriarchal shit, biatch. I'm talking squeezing that jing out of hot young things like a ching-chong wizard. I'm talking… Well that's enough.

Conserve your precious fluids like me and you shall ascend past compulsions.

I have never masturbated before. Every one I know tells me I'm missing out on a major life aspect in some way, but I don't understand the appeal of it.

quality post

brb jerking off

cc

"degenerate" is a spook
I use adblocc, no one makes a profit
fucc off Alex Jones
I can live without chi, there are better forces.
because of you
you hate yourself and are looking for dumb excuses to "lose self respect", if something as little as porn can make you lose self respect then you never had any to begin with.

Alright, sorry to interrupt this thread, but who here likes circumcised vaginas? As an uncircumcised man, fucc yeah.

Nah I like me some flaps

I read this and it fuccing scared me. My grandfather was senile for about 8 years before he died, and to be honest he seemed always cheerful, he did some dumb shit, he shat himself, etc, but he was happy. About a week before he died however he seemed to suddenly recover from his dementia and was very lucid, we knew he was going to die soon and he did. Anyway, the concept of your body rotting around your totally healthy mind is pretty fucced up. I don't know which state I would choose if I could to be honest.

The wall just got taller

people also used to get married at about 20

if i had a qt wife to come home to i wouldn't need to fap

It might sound like a good idea at first, but give it a few months and the novelty of it is fading quiccly, and you find yourself stucc with a potentially cheating, nagging hag, who will leave you and force you to pay alimony till they day you finally kicc the buccet.

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That's a weirdly specific conclusion to reach. Shouldn't you live as a monk entirely?

nah, i'll keep fapping

I was watching ISIS sword beheadings and now I have the sudden urge to jacc off. Am I still supporting the kikes?

I can't fap to this.

you are just worried that you are not masturbating enough

come to a real testosterone thread

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Can't someone just enjoy a good official meme?

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ok kid.

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Yea clearly, but some aren't though.

What businesses would be lucrative to start up right now?

yes he does

Stop trying to make people kill their pets and go bacc to the cess pit of Holla Forums.

Really not that great but NMD's are fuccing horrible so to answer your question: yes.

dont be alarmed but actually looks/sounds like pubic lice. maybe got there via your trousers.

thats a perfectly reasonable price. also what are irons jesus christ

Sounds like he wasn't the only one playing badly.

does CM have anything effective for treating depression (besides suicide)?

are you Jewish or did your parents just hate you?

1) I pirate my porn
2) I take supplements
now get sucking bitch

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Oh no, I did it and now I'm menstruating. I've put the mens in truating. Jettisoning blood from the urethra I mean. Actually that's a joke, said for laughs. Don't mean to gross anybot out. Apologies. It's not true.

I rather be SHINY!

Ill fuck who i want when i want because thats all i can expect of anybody else.

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