Who else pisses in the sink

who else pisses in the sink

only when i wash after i cum

If someone is in the bathroom or I'm in the middle of a game.
the sink is 1 meter closer so I save at least .5 second.. Also I'm saving the planet

im on the second floor, sink is on the 1st and bathroom on ground floor
ofcourse I piss in the sink

why you have so stupid sinks in UK? Burn your skin or freeze. I needed to do this to make them usable.

I only piss in the sink. It's the perfect height and prevent splashing all over the place.

Use the sink plug then you fucking primitive

I use to in the middle of the night.
Then water stopped going down the drain…
It took me a bit but I finally stopped myself when I get up in the middle on the night.
Now I open the front door and piss when I wake up.

In the spirit of ecological salvation and human betterment, i always piss out of the bedroom window on to the roof of my neighbor's garage, in which he accomodates dozens of illegals. it gives them heat in winter without damaging the ozone layer and by evaporation and god's will, a foul smell in summer when i'm not there.

Why don't you just make functional sinks you fucking primitive.

Oh yeah, just what i want when i need to clean myself.
Let the water pool and the impurities from cleaning my face and my hands gather all in the same place and become stagnant instead of the obvious fucking actual civilized solution, aka using a sytem where running water comes from one place and you can regulate the temperature and clean yourself directly under the running water letting any impurities flow down the drain.

YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THIS BASIC SHIT RIGHT.
MOTHERFUCKING CROOKED TEETH INBRED MONARCHY WORSHIPPING GENETICALLY DEFECTIVE QUEEF SMELLING MENTALLY ANTHROPIZED SON OF A BITCH CUNT.

I bet you casuals don't even shit in the shower.

I scratch the poop out since it's hard enough

Just use the showerhead to break up the poop so you don't have to touch it.

I don't have a shower head, but if I don't scratch the poop out I can't shit normally and it only slides out with water. Sometimes my asshole bleeds too.

I should get a showerhead.

So long as you don't touch it you're still clean. Showerheads are great you should get one.

user, I have to take them out with my finger.

If you have to dig it out of yourself, you need to go to the hospital and get a better diet. If you're forcing it down the drain with your finger, just get an old toothbrush or something and force it down the drain.

At the end of my shower, I remove the show head and blast water up my butt-hole then shit all of it into the toilet.

This is now a, "wierd, autistic shit that you do in the bathroom" thread.

That actually sounds like a good thing to do before having anal sex.


The first one.

Chances are you need a lot more fiber and water in your diet.

Excellent observation.
I actually only do it before a vigorous fap with phallic objects in my rear.
Unlike in porn, you must plan and remove all of the poop before hand.

everyone does

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Wouldn't it be economically and ecologically sound to just piss in the sink? You wouldn't be wasting a bunch of water flushing every time you take a piss.

Me… Girls will never understand. For the most part its usually closer, not to mention just piss and turn the water on for 3 seconds to get rid of evidence. Noone will ever know unless you are a slob.

I did, then GF yelled at me and told me "its not hygienic" Trying to enplane that pee is sterile and she does not eat out of the sink is difficult when it shouldn't be

If she were smart she'd pressure you into indulging water sports or give up on the sink-pissing :^)

She is not a clever woman :^)

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hurt my kids

Cute

My bed is right next to my window and my bedroom is on the second story so I can actually piss out my bedroom window at night, I occasionally piss in the sink if I don't want to spend an extra 5 seconds walking to toilet, but I piss in a bottle a lot as I almost always have empty bottles around.

Tried taking mine out to the park once, cumbersome even hooked up to my netbook. But it was too damn bright and I was trying to shoot things too far away. Up to then I had only shot things indoors.

One thing I always wanted to do was when the local cosplayers do some steampunk shoot. It would've been a weirdly fitting camera to try and shoot it with.

If I build another one, I'm thinking I can run it from a tablet computer to make things more portable.
yeah, stfu

It must really hurt for you when you watch a cartoon where Daffy Ducc gets hit with a frying pan, because that means you're "within the realm of" getting hit with a frying pan and also it means you're a ducc.

i'm slowly drifting away from the "friendly reminder uwu" crowd (i used to be pretty fuccing bad) but i have a blog and regularly use it, it's already too late

(really, though, even the handwriting? it might just be because i was on a tablet, but i digress. maybe i'm more infected than i first thought)

the art community there is top tier, though, with lots of inspired people regularly updating their stuff. there's a surprising amount of serious fine-arts blogs, it's not all tumblr nose oowoo nonsense. can be inspiring

besides, all art takes is consistent, diligent work. as long as you have a couple hours a day free you can get gud pretty fast. consider visiting /ic/?

Dillards? The make-up counter at the mall? Ive gotten some pretty good deals on lancome from making friends. I basically just meant for some people having a trans friend is a trendy novelty and you can capitalize on that. Focusing on negatives after a point becomes unrealistic.

lmao are you so insecure in your masculinity that you need a "manly" dog??? Fucc me bud, cause you sound like a wet soppin puss.

Is it also best to do the plates completely vertical?

I'm guessing a flat surface parallel with the ground and the sitting position might lead to some skewing and distortion

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cats r fuccin dumb

Yeah, but it's hard to argue when so many pussies think they have control over the bathroom sink!

all u need to do is pour the water

I soaked my dicc in a glass on the sink at a motel. I pulled my foreskin bacc too fast when pissing in public.