I want to fuck.
I want to fuck
"u-uh, just give me a sec in the little boys room!"
goes to bathroom
escape through window
Do you mean like sex or something?
there is no window in the bathroom
you attempt to escape by flushing yourself down the toilet
it doesn't work
Her: user-kun what is taking you so long?
J-just a second.
you are covered in poop water
ask her why the fuck she's in the men's restroom asking me why I'm taking so long
rip a massive fart to scare her off
run home because I'm still covered in fucking poop water, good job asswipe
post on Holla Forums about it and get called a faggot
That's my fetish
Start furiously jerking off
Room fills with shit water
Swim around in the shit water while jerking it
"user-kun, if you don't open now I'm breaking the door down"
Same OP I just am not sure how to get girls.
hmm…. I havn't had sex in more than 2 years. YOU ARE DENIED OP. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
YOU DONT GET TO FUcc, YOU FUccING SHIT, GET THE FUcc OUT OF MY ROOM.
ONLY IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME IN A DUEL