NEET life must do's

after skipping all of my (community) college classes and failing, i decided to quit school.
What do now?

...

probably not.
i want to ruin my life, not end it.

Seems you are well on your way then, just sit back, shitpost and watch your life go down the drain - like the rest of us have.

Learn a trade if you want money. Oh but if you want to be a neet you could try living with your parents until they kick you out

Pick a hobby like woodwork or something, become a pro at it, sell your shit, make money. Boom

Praise the sun

join military

the fuck is a trade, is this 1940?

whew

solid advice, but it hasn't worked for me so far

implying i have the discipline or build to join any of the cool military branches.

Plumber, mechanic, electrican, etc..

This is the best advice I've seen posted here in a while ever.

I tried woodcarving back in elementery school, and my grandfather has a complete tool set, so I'd love to give it another go.

Sweet Sasserfrass I need moar

there literally isnt more star gts content of note, sorry kid, unless you just mean star herself, and then you should just find it yourself you lazy bastard

Not all of us are newborn NEETs with time to look up Star porn user

You literally don't even have plans to get a part-time job, you have much more time to dig up cartoon tiddies than I do, you bully.

you'll learn discipline by just going through boot camp

I did the same thing in September. I've just been hikkiing away at home since then, and I've had so much time for writing, drawing and watching movies, it's great. I say enjoy it for a while before you really can't go without a job anymore.

tru

Now be a good NEET and get me my Star porn while I walk to class

dude, what are you taking?

Install Gentoo

I've seen this mon a few times and I have to say that it looks really fucking badass, what is it's name?

Buzzwole/ub-02 absorption

Thanks, cheers and checked!

np, i have thoroughly been enjoying this gen, the new designs are simply neat, and zmoves offer some fun gameplay for competitive.
you going to pick up a copy?

Maybe, been replaying older installments recently for nostalgia and apparently still enjoy them. Haven't played any game past gen 3, so it might be fun to catch up and see what's changed, probably a lot.

all nuzlockes i hope, no potions?

Believe it or not, never actually tried nuzlocke, I've been kind of out of the loop since the first few gens and after that just enjoyed battling weird critters every once in a while. Better go fix that once I'm done with my current save, I must sound like a total casual now.

the nuzlocke itself isnt hard, it is the no potions nuzlocke runs. having your tank chug a hyper potion a turn is enough to make most things struggle

What's a good trade for a complete fucking retard?

I was a level 99 NEET for many years
The trick is to get NEET bux and sleep until your friends with money get off school/work.
Bum off them.
Fap at least 6-8 times per day and smoke a lot of weed.
Repeat throughout the day.

Get good at a craft or trade; trade school is cheap as fuck compared to college, less book work and more hands on experience, and you can make good money out the gate.

If nothing else then get fit

Start getting /fit/, it'll improve your health, self-image and gain discipline

Then go join the airforce get a technical job and build a life worth living

residential electrician is good. its pretty easy once you figure it out

that sounds so miserable its depressing but it sounds so comfy at the same time.