How do you make your penis look pretty, Holla Forums?

How do you make your penis look pretty, Holla Forums?

Preferably in a way that doesn't give me a UTI.

Please explain.

With vegetables

By being a qt trap.

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Trap dick-pussy is best pussy

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that doesn't sound right

Unless for medical emergencies, your penor hole is exit only

It was an emergency. I really liked these flowers.

hehehehe

I get your sister to sit on it, op.

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By hiding it inside a qt girl, obviously

Please explain how I get a girl to let me hide my penis inside her.

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