Why am I like this?

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

be 22 y/o virgin neet
sexually frustrated
got fleshlight
horny as fuck
get idea
spend an hour trying to make a sex doll using my clothes and my fleshlight
kinda just give up and stick with just the legs since I'm running out of clothes
it's just a pair of sweatpants stuffed with dirty laundry, my blaket and a pillow
cut a hole in the front and insert my fleshlight
looks like shit and hard to handle and move around
lube up fleshlight and spend 10 minutes trying to figure out how to fuck it
fleshlight keeps moving around and everything kinda just falls apart
decide to just hold everything down as I insert my benis and start humping it
meh
about to cum after like 1 minute
become self-aware
realize that I just spend over an hour trying to make a doll
I'm naked and alone in my room fucking a pile of dirty laundry
orgasm is blocked
feel like killing myself
clean everything up and try to forget about what I just did

Why am I like this?

All urls found in this thread:

kanojotoys.com/love-doll-petite-nano-p-881.html
realdolladdict.com/2016/06/01/new-pics-of-140cm-wm-dolls-small-breast/
ovitabella.com/collections/new-doll/products/emanoela
marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Capital-Volume-I.pdf
marxists.org/subject/economy/authors/pe/

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

get a prostitute

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

be 25 yo Marxist Leninist
had hand full of pussy fucked in my life
don't feel desperate about sex and focus on becoming a better communist

Well, sorry, i tried to relate but turns out i'm too awesome.
Here's another story
be 20 yo me
getting hotdogged by gf
grab her hips and "accidentally" probe her butt
"comrade user, w-watch out, you're… OOH"
"accidentally" push tip in
cum inside
"oops sorry honey"
actually believes me
Never got to really fuck her ass.
Also her blowjobs sucked, in a bad way. Life isn't easy, huh?

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

getting hotdogged by gf
Translation for non-commies:
getting fucked in the arse by gf's bull

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

I used to do shit like this too OP. Once I cut a hole in my sisters life size doll so I could fuck its mouth. It never feels fulfilling and only leaves you feeling degraded and wanting to forget.

The best thing is to not go down the lewd though path to begin with because the impulse gets stronger and you end up doing things you regret. What you need in those times is a change of state. When I'm about to go full degenerate because I'm horny I smoke weed and it changes my thought process instantly. Most of us dont have weed though.

This is why its good to have something you wont feel ashamed of fapping to. A pure virgin girl for instance. Force yourself to fap to these thoughts or images/videos and you not only get it out of yoru system but you feed a healthy sexual fantasy with dopamine, thus forming a personality around deflowing virgins (alpha as fuck).

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Why am I like this?

You're too full of yourself and make excuses for your situation to ease the pain of suffering through it. Probably telling yourself sweet lies of actually being superior but denied because of other special snowflake identity groups.
You can't bring yourself to the not only realization but acceptance that you aint shit and miserable on your own, that you depend on society people that could be around you, because their ideologues don't want you united and delude you into becoming their bourgeoise individualist lone wolf sheeple that might yell angrily and vote a meme president just to go back to sleep after having vented a bit.
Your "sexual frustration" is merely one manifestation of your misery and impotent rage, crying for your own entitlement rather than fighting for solidarity, friendship and love. Even if you paid yourself out of virginity, you would still feel empty and gain nothing out of this experience as it becomes a shallow transaction just like any other relationship you had before.

Asher White
Asher White

be slender woman in her 30s
horny as fuck
nearly that time of the month
get vibrator
slip it in slowly
feels good
turm up to max
multiple orgasms
feel giddy
legs to turn to jelly
go to sleep in warm afterglow

men are shit.

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

Furthermore you're losing on the "partner market" as you have no value to anyone really with your NEET social status and edgy ideology driving people away from you for becoming an asshole rather than a Holla Forumsro and comrade they could rely on. There is nothing redeeming about you and nobody needs you with your faggot attitude of calling anyone who has his shit more together a "cuck" like this envious beta

Carter Long
Carter Long

wake up in crusty vaginal discharge because I'm an unhygienic fuck like most 'independent' women

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

Don't ruin this too, user! I fucking need this!

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

woman in her 30's
doesnt have man to satify her

Literally doomed.

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

Emotional warfare only works with /leftycucks/
OP is pretty pathetic but if he had a job and actually bought quality sex toys he wouldn't be as sad, no need to be a likeable person for shallow normies when you don't want to deal with their shit

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

Merely describing the state of mind of the /pol/ack. They're incapable of being likable to anyone, not even themself.

You even give a glimps on how right i am, calling anyone shallow who doesn't want to rather put up with your shit of being an economic and thus social cripple. The nature of the lumpen.

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

What a joke, I myself said I don't like people and don't go out of my way to talk or have people put up with my shit, I hate all of you faggots, not just you so don't think you're special bud

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

/leftypol/ in charge of bants

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

never understood why people buy onaholes and fleshlights. If youre going to give up on women and settle for sex toys then why not buy an entire sex doll?

kanojotoys.com/love-doll-petite-nano-p-881.html

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

Sure, you're a tough guy who just loves sitting in mommies basement all alone, never doubted you. And yet, you still moralize and whine about people being "shallow" if they're disgusted by your pathetic existence.

Your style sounds familiar:
Probably telling yourself sweet lies of actually being superior but denied because of other special snowflake identity groups.

I know i'm spot on with what i say, but you're making it way too easy.

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

/leftypol/
Marxist Leninists

That bunch of liberals and anarkiddies belongs into the /gulag/index.html right next to you little bitch.

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

celebrating the state of mind of a /polack/
What state of mind are you talking about, O enlightened comcuck?

glimps on how right i am
turns out i'm too awesome
I know i'm spot on with what i say

a handful of pussy
speaks about touching some dumb whore's ass and cumming because of it

By the fucking gods is this what a grown-up 9fagger sounds like?
You're only missing the fedora and some MLP perverted image.

Probably telling yourself sweet lies of actually being superior but denied because of other special snowflake identity groups.

… says the Marxist Leninist.

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

2016
people still fuck toy pussies

Get the whole fucking doll, loser.

William Perry
William Perry

realdolladdict.com/2016/06/01/new-pics-of-140cm-wm-dolls-small-breast/

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

ovitabella.com/collections/new-doll/products/emanoela

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

… says the Marxist Leninist.

Exactly, virgin beta fag :-)

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

Get some job in retail where you talk to people regularly.
Preferably in a store in which people ask the personnel for advice about the goods.

You'll learn how to interact with people and keep a conversation going.

Everything else will come by itself in time.

Pics related for motivation if you're white.

Joshua James
Joshua James

Exactly, virgin beta fag :-)
Shit I think I fell for the b8

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

get a job in retail
Worst advice ever. I worked in a liquor store and the forced social interaction fucked me up. Also retail isnt respectable job for a man. It feminizes you because you have to keep up yoru appreance everyday moreso than if you had a manly trade/craft.

Being walked on by customers will also weaken your spirit. Basic good goy training tbh.

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

I really don't understand why everyone here is so sexually frustrated. Sure I read porn from time to time. I am a sucker for cheesy romance novels. But I never felt the need, in my entire life, to buy sex toys and masturbate or masturbate for that matter. Maybe I am the weird one?

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

being likable to anyone
basing your life around other opinion

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

Thanks
But to be honest I really should polute the white race with my autism

It's natrual selection, the weak genes die while the strong live on and and reproduce.
I'm not gonna go against nature, I'll stay as comfy as I can until I die

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

I really shouldn't polute*

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

Hmmmm good points.

I started out with retail for a while, it boosted my confidence to start talking to unknown people.
I was shit at it because I assumed them being stupid fucks and couldn't hide my disgust.
In that job I wasn't bossed by the customers, it was them that had to listen to my advice on the products.
They would get hurt otherwise out of ignorance and popular misconception.
May be I got lucky then.

May be better advice would then be working in some men-only job in which you have to cooperate in a group.

Not sure what assuming OP has not higher education.

Perhaps try finding something to help others with (people that deserve to be helped, don't go cheer for tards in a hopsital or something if you want to keep your sanity).

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

Excusing your autism around people with edgy "not caring about opinions"

We already had this and my prophecy came true once again, see Probably telling yourself sweet lies of actually being superior but denied because of other special snowflake identity groups.
You can't bring yourself to the not only realization but acceptance that you aint shit and miserable on your own, that you depend on society people that could be around you, because their ideologues don't want you united and delude you into becoming their bourgeoise individualist lone wolf sheeple that might yell angrily and vote a meme president just to go back to sleep after having vented a bit.
Your "sexual frustration" is merely one manifestation of your misery and impotent rage, crying for your own entitlement rather than fighting for solidarity, friendship and love.

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

This is the wrong way to think. Lots of us have been there. Its giving up and choosing to further decay in secrecy… Which is exactly what caused yoru problems in the first place.

All degeneracy comes from this attitude. The Roman salute represents an attitude to always strive for ancension. Because user, death will not free you from the consiquences of reality. You will be reborn in a lower form and suffer as you sowed. Ancension is the only way out of suffering.

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

looking for an opiate rather than destroying the ills

It is capitalism that has rendered your economic status to useless, it's your lack of relevance that takes your own self esteem and makes you act autistic around people who are more adapted to capitalist exploitation.

Some resocialization would fix you up in no time, providing you with work and meaning.

Work is the first and most important foundation of social life.

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

hey communist, Jordan Peterson destroyed marxist philosophy completely on joe rogans podcast a few days ago.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

It doesn't mean that because you're in a weak state of mind now that you'll never be useful / have something to live for.

Go through this period accepting your emotions and work on a solution. Step by step.
However long it takes, keep going and don't give up.

If you feel like killing yourself, go outside and do something awesome, daring.
You'll have nothing to lose.
Or go innawoods and learn how to survive in nature. it will get your instinct going and you'll be a "man" in no time.

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

go innawoods and learn how to survive in nature. it will get your instinct going and you'll be a "man" in no time.

If he actually has autism he'll probably die

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

Sure, i'm gonna listen to yet another irrelevant Opinion Youtuber that has never read a book on the things he shares.

What's next, posting "The Amazing Atheist" on the christian board? kek

Nice smokescreening attempt tho, socially shunned assburger.

Cooper Anderson
Cooper Anderson

the consequences of instant gratification have ruined my life
I better just hide away and keep doing them

You need Jordan Peterson in your life. You're sending yourself to hell user. Either become a pheonix and ascend out of there or you will suffer and die in absolute anguish.

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

For god sake man,get on backpage and get an escort.

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

Jordan Peterson is a clinical psychologist and tenured professor of psychology at the University of Toronto. His research interests include self-deception, mythology, religion, narrative, neuroscience, personality, deception, creativity, intelligence, and motivation.

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

become even more degenerate by paying for sex from dirty hookers

very healthy.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

describing your yoursefl without being councious of it
thinks he makes a prophecy
"crying for your own entitlement rather than fighting for solidarity, friendship and love."
Are you trying to take advantage of OP's emotions and bait him into the Semitic "peace and love" illusion?

Take a look at this: http ://communismbythebackdoor.tv/

Christian board
lel you are really this illiterate aren't you?

Sure, i'm gonna listen to yet another irrelevant Opinion Youtuber that has never read a book on the things he shares.
not even watching it ouf of narcissism
I'd love to hear you debunking him if you're such an erudite and smart person.

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

dubs of truth.

this guys never read a book in his life
is professor
commie so ignorent he blocks all opposing opinions asumming they must be ill though and plainly wrong

Oliver Robinson
Oliver Robinson

clinical psychologist

Maybe he should read Marx and refrain from his pills for a while.
Read Stalin, his accomplishments include the construction of the socialist super power, abolishment of the fascist armies of europe and greatest development of mankind ever known in general.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

he is a clinical psychologist
he must know everything about Marxism then

That's textbook definition for appeal of authority, since in fact, there is none but some title. Typical /pol/, kek.

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

I'd love to hear you debunking him if you're such an erudite and smart person.
marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Capital-Volume-I.pdf

marxists.org/subject/economy/authors/pe/

Done.

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

Don't listen to the wagecucks trying to trick you into working for Mr. shekelstein

Stay comfy NEET

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

Yes, listen to him. Don't rebell against Mr. "shekelstein" or anything, just stay neet and misera… i mean comfy, hehe. Seizing the means of production would be silly.

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

Read gulag archipelago.

Why won't you just listen to the podcast? He flawlessly destroys marxism. And lol at how backwards your beliefs about communist Russia are. It made Eastern Europe suffering poverty like its never seen before. Its like you watched the propaganda ads of happy people in fields and believed it to be true. Not surprising though seeing as you refuse to watch the professor talk about the flaws of your cancerous theory.

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

I read Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and many others works.
Your "authority" didn't, he's just prescribing pills for your assburgers and having an opinion which is as easily refuted as you posting one of his videos.

I'm the brightest one on this entire imageboard tbh. Cry more :-)

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

LOL. OP is suffering because he sherks his responsibility in life and seeks instant gratification to the point of fucking his dirty laundry…. Go deeper into your hole OP! Thats the cure! Look at how fulfilled this path is making you!

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

Read it, it's a real bad work of fiction. Have some actual data (implying you read anything not fitting your preconceptions spoonfed by bourgeoise propaganda).

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

I stay inside my marxist circle jerk echo chamber
I'm the brightest one here

No. You're a typical degenerate who refuses to face truth and opposing opinions. We saw the results of Marxist communism. Poverty, slavery, absolute tyranny. You couldnt even have yoru own opinion because you would be shot or sent to the gulags.

You may as well be a furfag telling me how perfect utopian society would be if we all did things your way.

Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

claims gulags weren't real
You are too far gone.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

you don't want to fall for appeal to (false) authority
how can you say you know marx better than a pharmacy shill just because you actually read it?
i clearly didn't have to read marx myself to be convinced that mister pill shill knows better than you marxists!

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

We saw the results of Marxist communism. Poverty, slavery, absolute tyranny. You couldnt even have yoru own opinion because you would be shot or sent to the gulags.

wonders why Marxist Leninists merely laugh at his stupid ass and discard his opinions and just put him to sleep

Your assburger is hitting critical levels

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

implies claims
can't even read the title of the book

top kek m8

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

RISE UP AGAINST THE WEALTHY CLASS! THEY'RE OPPRESSORS!

6 MILLION UKRAINIANS STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE THEY JUST REMOVED THEIR PRODUCTIVE WORKING CLASS

m-muh leninist communism

Nazi Germany had the best economy. The globalist Jews came down on it hard for a reason.

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

that pic
sauce on that? I think he might have said that about the jews, but not about Germany.

Stalin
Greatest development of mankind ever known in general
Hitler did it better and didn't need to put millions of his people in deathcamps, Webm related, he got Germany out of the worst possible situations and surpassed everyone else in no time (partially by removing Jews and Marxists from important positions, the workingcamps came only years after).

I didn't ask for a book, I asked to debunk it. You're the one who has to convince me ith arguments for making me WANT to read that book.

implying you read anything not fitting your preconceptions spoonfed by bourgeoise propaganda

1) reading anything not fitting preconceptions is what got most of us here

2) >spoonfed by bourgeoise propagande
You mean the marxists that run the media?

well, how fdo you explain then that communism has failed EVERYTIME untill now?

implying we care what you guys laugh about
You can't even explain yourself lel, we're the ones laughing.

It's the rich people
it's the Bourgeois fault
*rubs hands*

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

that pic
sauce on that? I think he might have said that about the jews, but not about Germany.

Stalin
Greatest development of mankind ever known in general
Hitler did it better and didn't need to put millions of his people in deathcamps, Webm related, he got Germany out of the worst possible situations and surpassed everyone else in no time (partially by removing Jews and Marxists from important positions, the workingcamps came only years after).

I didn't ask for a book, I asked to debunk it. You're the one who has to convince me ith arguments for making me WANT to read that book.

implying you read anything not fitting your preconceptions spoonfed by bourgeoise propaganda

1) reading anything not fitting preconceptions is what got most of us here

2) >spoonfed by bourgeoise propagande
You mean the marxists that run the media?

well, how fdo you explain then that communism has failed EVERYTIME untill now?

implying we care what you guys laugh about
You can't even explain yourself lel, we're the ones laughing.

It's the rich people
it's the Bourgeois fault
*rubbing hands intensifies*

Jason Price
Jason Price

Labor theory of value a shit kys fam

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

thread about fucking laundry sex doll
some commie faggot comes here to post about how much of a commie he is

Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

This fucking thread went from some virgin fucking his laundry to a political argument about communism

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

Welcome to the internet :D

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

/leftypol/ ruins threads as always

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

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