Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to

what did he mean by this?

How old is this fucker? Like 25? 😂😂😂

Why is he so based bros?

he's literally /ourguy/

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he's in his 30's and he's balding already. seriously what is it with these numales balding so early?

Why is she so perfect? Why didn't you save her?

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She is cute, is she SJW?

what do you mean user, she works at channel awesome, of course she's SJW

he's talking about his wedding night

Oh shit, Mike and the rest of the RLM cast got invited to NC's wedding? I see even in a room of equally as ugly people as him Mike still can't get pussy.

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Stop posting disturbing content.

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He's aware of how intelligent his audience is.

He was balding when he started in '05 or '08

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Is that Lupa in the stripped shirt? What happened to her face? She looks like she aged 30 or years.

I missed the opportunity to indulge in this wonderful fun fashion trend with a dirt t-shirt and hand me down jeans!

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it's ogre lads