So I ordered this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and...

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

So I ordered this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks mom found it what do I do she's talking on the phone and crying I'm 28 years old

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

kiss your mother on the lips

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

Tell her you're on crack

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

kiss your fleshlight baby on the lips

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

Tell her it's a prank for your friend's youtube channel, she'll believe

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

just say you were being ironic, she'll believe you

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

kiss your sister on the lips

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

Okay, OP, the best you can do is admit you have a "problem", get "help" and fake being "cured" until they get off your back. Try harder not to get caught in the future, or learn how to talk your way out of it. Normies just don't get these kind of things.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

tell her that what you're doing is completely natural and jesus told you it's totally fine in one of your dreams

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Buy a new doll.

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

Tell her "It's just a prank bro!"

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

Tell her it's an art project, you stupid fuck. Make up some shit about how it expresses your feelings about capitalism. She's begging God for any excuse to disbelieve this, so give her one.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

Here, I'll do it for you, this shit isn't hard.

"It symbolizes how the system we laughably refer to as the free market forces us all to prostitute ourselves from birth."

Christ, how can you be this far down the rabbit hole and have no idea how to bullshit your way out of trouble?

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

kill yourself

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

Tell her it was joke gift.

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

Run, OP

Logan James
Logan James

This guy gets it.

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

Agreed.

Tell her it's "Performance art" like Spirit Cooking.

Worst you will get is an exorcism. Might meet a cute fundie girl with one of those long denim skirts. Best case scenario you make friends with the Podestas.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

kill yourself

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

get real serious and yell "at least i'm not a cuck!"

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

Ask her if she wants a turn.

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

pics or gtfo

William Williams
William Williams

Stale pasta.

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

OP, do not do

, unless it is a last or close to last resort. Your best bet is begging, if she was always the forgiving type.

kek.

I would do something like what
said.
takes a second look at OP pic
order extra ones, and go harder with the symbolism thing. Even if you were already confronted about it by the time you order new stuff, she might eventually buy it. The first baby was alone to see/test how it would look, or if it would fit. Order communist or other political symbols. Show her some of the political boards here.
Maybe hug her in the end as she is crying.
Do not act scared, eyebrows raised, eyes wide open, exagerated movement, yelling, tongue sucking. Be confident, sure, kinda casual.


will never marry a modest fundie girl

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

she caught me with the hand in the cookiejar

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

time to take your cyanide pill

Landon Green
Landon Green

I wanna see pics of you fucking it please so I can fap. Thank you in advance

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Say you were giving to your friend as a joke. If that fails, get another one with a dildo attached to it. If she doesn't want it, say you found it on the street. If she doesn't buy that, you are boned.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

good fucking going

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

Say that your dad gave Jane to you. You dun goofed

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

Step 1: Tie up your mother to your bed
Step 2: Have a threesome with your mother and the doll
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

OP, give us pics with a timestamp. Many lulz can be had from your ignominy

John Hughes
John Hughes

he's 28 years old
he lives with his mom
he likes to fuck toddler dolls
he didn't think to hide his babie fucc doll from his mother
he's 28 years old
his mom watched him pretend to fuck a baby
he lives with his mom
who witnessed his penis inside a children's toy

You are the reason why /pol/ wants to literally kill degenerates.

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

Tell her if she tells anyone you'll do it to a real baby

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

Hey op, you into scat? If you are, I recommend this doll.

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

Why do you think it is that only whites really get into this kind of degeneracy?

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

Say it reminded you of chubby women.
If she is wondering why, you are a chubby chaser, and show her you chubby pics.

If he is not married and lives in a good area, there is nothing wrong withh living with one's parents.

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