Hey user! We haven't seen you all day! Why are you always hiding in your room?...

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him!
Eww he's so weird. You ask him since his your brother!
But he has a crush on you. If you ask him he'll do anything!
Fine. But next time you ask him!

Hey user! We haven't seen you all day! Why are you always hiding in your room? You won't get a girlfriend that way haha. You could have some of these tacos if you want. Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?

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en.rocketnews24.com/2015/06/02/studio-ghibli-producer-kills-theory-of-death-subtext-in-my-neighbor-totoro/

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

the girl with the spoon, that is the one i would seduce, and have intercourse with

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

hard taco shells
FUCKING PLEBS GTFO OF MY HOUSE

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

What a bunch of Dumbass Fucking Crackers!!…

They'd have PAY ME First because it's All About the Pimpin with Me!!!…

Shieeeet!…

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

It'd be like every Christmas
Sit down to eat
Say something none-PC
a relative gets upset
Debates me
Loses
My Dad smirks to me
My brother breaks down crying
My sisters just talk about make up
Brother runs whilst crying
Sisters talk about celebs
Keep openly speaking none cuck
Eventually Sisters are "shocked"
Eat me some Salad

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

My brother breaks down crying
You should probably murder your brother.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

made me laugh hard, like maniacally. i just broke after reading this. stomach hurts from it and i dont feel the same.

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

Lol, do you then cry about how pathetic you mooching off your family while simultaneously trying to upset them?

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

He's a mod at /r/GamerGhazi
I've thought about it.

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

Actually, change that to definitely murder your brother.

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

Hey user! We haven't seen you all day! Why are you always hiding in your room?
Ah… I'm sorry. I still miss her so I haven't been feeling so well. Maybe one of you can help me with that.

Preferably the one dressed in black provided her eyes are blue.

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

I envy you. It's difficult for me to get a good laugh.

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

i work for construction/have my own family.
I moved out when I was 19.

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

you a mexican?

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

Russian

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

Sorry, no time to talk - I was just heading out. Don't wait up, OK?

David Thompson
David Thompson

My family members dont gather in numbers that great, we are all fairly autistic and keep to ourselves.

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

The girl on the right is better in black.

Also Id reply "BUILD THE WALL, TAKE THAT MEXICAN SHIT OVER THERE"

Also can anyone vouch that this this ever happened irl?

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

Whats up with these anime necks?

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

Trump finally made anime real

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

They are broken user.

en.rocketnews24.com/2015/06/02/studio-ghibli-producer-kills-theory-of-death-subtext-in-my-neighbor-totoro/

Remember, people lie, people lie more for money, asians lie for everything and nips are the ubber asians.

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

Why are you always hiding in your room?
*ignore* *get coffee*
Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?
No. *slams door*

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

It's makeup user, she's probably fuck-ugly under it.

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

having a crush on 3DPD
it is like you don't know me at all, fam

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

only like 6 tacos
that's almost enough
for me.
You're still here?
And your brother is still a mod?
And you still haven't done anything about it?

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

WTF I'm with her now

Parker Wood
Parker Wood

Eat me some Salad™

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

Niiiiiice.

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

*breaks into tears*

I'll give you the hdmi cable if you'll be my girlfriend.

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?
N-no…do you want this bowl of eggs? You have to eat them all.

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

implying they would know what a HDMI cable is, or that they need one for whatever they want to do
implying that when I was a teenager and my sister had friends over my parents didn't force them to include me in their activities and force me to join in fucking hell that shit was awkward thanks for reminding me

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

Look around terrified
Girl with the spoon is still looking at me
Look at her dead in the eye
Vein throbbing in my forehead,
I choke out "You…I am…"
The room is dead silent, one girl looks scared
My body has gone into lockdown, this is surely some kind of deranged fever dream
Drivel running down my chin
sister: "user is very tired, he…"
"I AM REBORN!!"
I assume my natural form, a sentient ball of choatic, green energy
They die screaming, clutching their melting faces

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

why am I hiding? Oh, ya know, just plotting my murder suicide. And I don't care for getting a gf as she would've only been a liability. As for the cable– FUCKING ROASTIES, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HDMI STANDS FOR? REEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEE.

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

that picture
YOU POST IT IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD, FUCKING AVATARFAGGOT QUIT DOING THAT SHIT

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

only if you cure my virginity

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

"I heard what you said, how I have a crush on you…"
Girls start giggling. The chick who asked is visibly flustered
stay completely silent, my face is like stone
eventually a very heavy silence falls upon the room
"user, would you like a tac…"
They can hear me panting
Silence cont'd
Fists clutched, I begin to shake like a dog taking a shit.
Sister is tearing up because she knows the cause of my rage
Those aren't tacos. Those are tendies
"Ummm, we're watching a movie later"
My protruding eyes are bearing down on sister's friend
"You like tendies too, eh?"
She shakes her head, looking meekly down at the plate of tacos
"These aren't…Oh, [cautious giggle] we have chicken tenders too"
Sister begins to warn friend but stops when I look at her in the corner of my eye. She looks sick with fear
Suddenly, I pounce on her friend.
Girls scream and retreat to the walls
I have her a good inch of her throat's skin in my teeth
Drool and blood stain carpet
I whip her around tossing u.p her skirt. I reach in my pants and withdraw my engorged, vengeful prick
Commence to assrape sister's friend, furiously hissing into her ear

What happens next?

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

I fucking wish

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

furiously hissing in her ear

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FACE HURTS FROM SMILING AND LAUGHING SO HARD

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

I don't know, but dis is gud

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

I'd scream at the top of my lungs questioning who are these inhuman creatures in my fucking house eating my fucking tacos with my fucking spoons that I worked to the bone to buy, staring at me and asking if I have a fucking HDMI cable when they know full well that they don't have fucking eyebrows.

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

assrape
not impregnating her
5/10

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Shove tendies into her cunt

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

please go back

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

That faggot didn't do shit. Girls have always been hopeless idiots.

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

You meant dribble. Drivel can't run down your chin, unless you're Donald trump.

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

The phrase is 'like a dog shutting razorblades'. A dog taking a shit doesn't shake.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

Nothing tastier than liberal salt. Keep crying kiddo.

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

Fuck off faggot. I'm not even from your retard country.

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

being still this butthurt is not healthy, friend
you have 8 years ahead of him, so you better start getting used to the idea that he's the president now

Adam White
Adam White

I didn't say you were, but clearly that's not gonna stop your salt from flowing :^)

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

A dog taking a shit doesn't shake.
A dog also doesn't shit razorblades.

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

You can pinpoint the exact moment cuckboy got triggered.
Calm down cuckaroo, it was an offhand joke about that stupid "he'll make anime real" meme, no reason to cry cuckhurt tears.

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

"Please, user. Stop!"
Friends are pleading with sister to do something
Sister is resigned. "He'll finish soon…"
Girls pleas for mercy devolve into incoherent groaning and whimpering
I grab HDMI cable and twist it around her neck
Girls face goes red, her eyes are bugging out
"Grab me a tendie or your ass is next!"
Sister fearfully chucks me a tendie from the floor
"Now you see it…"
I stuff the tendie up her swollen cunt. Her privates are swollen and tender like an overripe fruit
"Now you don't!"
"user, that's enough."
Keep thrusting
"THAT'S ENOUGH!!"
Mommy has come home early. She dives in, whips out my prick from qt ass and sucks me off
I squeal like a pig and fall back, guffawing like a man child

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

Ya know, I've been preparing. For a long time…
*whip out a sawn off pump action shotgun from under my duster*
Yeah, I guess christmas came early this year
*shoot all of them apart from that bitch who asked for the cable, walk over to the TV and plug it out of it while she's still in shock, walk behind her*
Here's your fucking cable, you dumb bitch? How do you like it, eh?!
*yell while choking the bitch out, just before she's about pass out, loosen the cable around her neck a bit and stab her in the gut with a serrated blade. Turn her around, put the shotgun barrel in the wound and press the trigger, walk out and put my lennon styled sunglasses on as I proceed to murder everyone I see on the streets*

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

unzip. out with the dick. mouthfuck the first to laugh.

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

Nice, Loknar.

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

They do when they're constipated. It's kinda sad tbh

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

Fucc yourself faggot. I literally couldn't give less of a fucc yet you burgers just want to absorb everyone into your retarded bullshit.

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

Yes, but that's the fuccing saying, isn't it?

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

Why? I'm not an amerifag. I get to sit bacc and watch your own retardation run your country into the ground.

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

I really hope that you're 12 or under. Otherwise this is a really embarrassing post.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

Now that it's zoomed in, the girl in the blacc looks like she's begging to be rescued from these retards she's with.

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

look at them silently
they are all looking bacc at me
she asks again about the tacos
I'm trying to hold in my breath, they can see me breathing
I smile a bit and shake my head a little
I turn and walk bacc to my room
make sure to put one leg in front of the other not too fast
enter my room and close the door
write on Holla Forums about how I had a 7-some with a bunch of QTs
get called a fag on a Mylasian Basket Weaving Forum
mfw

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

pls email [email protected] if you're a cat named sakamoto and want a cute furret to licc your paws

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

Rolled 11, 3 + 1 = 15 (2d20 + 1)

sure

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

thats his hair
its actrualy a low cut

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

For otaku girl stays "pure" until her mind is broken and NTR kiccs in

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

Which ones?

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

Looks great man!

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

Would be triccy, but I suppose

Be nice

William Price
William Price

sigh…
Fucc off bacc to tumblr anytime

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

Would prefer vaginas

Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

Uhh i don't really like taco meat….or girls…..also i need my hdmi cable please stop bringing your friends over meet at one of their houses if you're gonna be like this. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUccK.

Grab snacc and go bacc in room

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

TURN 360° AND WALK AWAY
TURN 360° AND WALK AWAY
TURN 360° AND WALK AWAY
TURN 360° AND WALK AWAY

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

"I don't have one."
get snacc and go bacc upstairs

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

This made me laugh
This could be part of a cartoon scene where one of the characters goes apeshit
I like it

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

women
knowing what an HDMI cable is

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

there he is! He came out of his room! Quicc ask him!
Eww he's so weird. You ask him since his your brother!
Fine. But next time you ask him!

Hey user! Were practicing dicc succing and I'm going first

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

"Fucc off, human women are bitches!"

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

this post is golden.

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

If she loved me, why is my approval not enough for her to be confident?
Cuz you're not her daddy and never will be.

I hope you appreciate what she did for you though. She doesn't deserve to be seen a social media whore, which we all know you do because of what you posted. Hopefully this isn't the first step toward a controlling relationship riddled with judgement for your partner.

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

old enough to ride haha

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

FUccING SUCCUBI WANT TO STEAL MY POWERS!! REEEEEEEEE!!!

Grayson Jackson
Grayson Jackson

*edgy action*

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

Do you have an HDMI cable we could borrow?
HDMI 1.0, 1.4, 2.2? Help me out here.
OH WAIT

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

tfw people outside talking loudly

p-please go away…

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

So you brought here your less-than-average looking friends again to feel the prettiest of the room? Leave those poor girls alone and stroke your ego with something else, I might be a loser but I still have self respect. Oh and by the way, the cable is right beside the tv. *Grabs a taco and leaves*
Smuggest of smugs while I'm told in screeching voices I'm an asshole and being thrown food and drinks while walking away in slowmo

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

ebin

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

i shouldnt relate to this as much as i do

Henry Long
Henry Long

what you would actually:
t…the cable's over there
*hastily stuffs taco shell with toppings*
*spills all over the table*
"wtf, can you clean that up user?"
b-buzinga
*retreats to room*

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

*go into my room and start fapping to the mental image of them*

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

Begone women and your vagina magic! You can not tempt me as I am on the way to become a wizard.

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

vaginas are not magical, they destroy magic, that's why you can't be a wizard if you've ever touched one.

only penises can be magical

ask 50 cent.

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

far left looks like my sister-inlaw. We fucked before our parents hooked up. Shes married now.

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

find their facebooks and have a nice wank. ez badfeel fix

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

How's life in Bumfuckville, Oregon?

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

"hey user, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?"
"you with the spoon, you are the one I will seduce and have intercourse with"
her face when

Jayden White
Jayden White

who yall people and where's my horse?

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

Is there a more embarrassing argument strategy than "I totally don't even care about this topic that I brought up in the first place"?

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

nope

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