I just accidently ate 3000 calories worth of peanuts and im feeling pretty nutty

I just accidently ate 3000 calories worth of peanuts and im feeling pretty nutty
AMA

what's your favorite animal?

Sea turtle

how large is your dong?

Why did you make this thread?

About 5-6 inches


Pissing in an ocean of piss

Can you find him?

who will win this Sunday: Becky Lynch or Alexa Bliss?

are u nuts

Found him


Alexa bliss, without a doubt


I have two personalities, nicest person you will ever meet, and nutty buddy

IT'S

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I just accidentally drank a fifth of bourbon, and I'm feeling pretty drunky. AMA.

Why didn't you get 2 fifths of bourbon?

enjoy diabetes

Good question.
Now I may have to go back.

I may just smoke a bowl and wait for this bottle to fully kick in.
When slamming it takes an hour or so for it to bring you all the way around. That's why the cops always wait b4 giving you a breathalyzer.

Would you like some peanuts?

Now that I'm stoned… Yes.
I could eat a whole fucking elephant right now; plus all his peanuts!

you sure sound like someone who would enjoy elephant cock, OP. and why in the fuck would you eat that much peanuts? how retarded are you exactly? also, when are you planning to kill yourself?

Protip: I am not, and have not.
Another protip: learn to fucking read and how to follow a thread. I'm drunk off my ass, but at least I can do that much!

thx 4 making my day fam

Are you nuts?

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This either means five to six or -1.
Either way not accurate enough you lying faggot