How do I get a Jewish girlfriend Holla Forums? I want to see if Jews are really as bad...

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

How do I get a Jewish girlfriend Holla Forums? I want to see if Jews are really as bad as /pol/ says there are, and I figure that the best way to do that is to have some fun while I'm at it. Do yidlets have any quirks that I should know about or look out for?

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

Jewesses are pretty docile when up against a man, just remember that if you give them an inch they'll take a mile

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

search every attic you can find

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

i had a french/jewish girlfriend. Nicole.
she was a tad shy of the soap and is the only girl who asked me to fuck her in the ass. her family was a nightmare for me, but i will always admire them for laughing at farts.

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

He actually wants a Jewess

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

Do they normally have some sort of obsession with "Aryan" men? There's one in a class I'm taking and she always gets to class early, sits outside looking around, waits until I get there to go into class (I get to class ~10 minutes early too so I know she's not just walking into class because it's time), sits in a seat close to me in class (I've switched seats a dozen times; she always sits close to me, and it's a lecture hall course so it's not like the room is small), and stares at me. It's the weirdest thing. Like, even if I'm more to the side of her she'll just stare at me sideways for the whole class. Then when we get out she follows me to my car and stares at me until I leave. I've tried sitting in my car just reading to see if she would go away, but she was still there half an hour later, sitting on a curb in front of my car staring at me. She takes the bus home and the stop isn't anywhere near the parking lot, so she's not just waiting for a ride.

She gets into a team with me in every lab we do in the course. She asked me where I live the first time we talked and I told her, but so far she hasn't done anything really weird like show up at my apartment.

On the upside, I told her what classes I had signed up for next quarter when she asked me last week, and yesterday in a lab she told me she had signed up for the same classes (two of which aren't required for her major), so it doesn't seem like she's going anywhere any time soon.

Was she afraid of lampshades too?

William James
William James

inferiority complex

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

by putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

a mate of mine i used to travel with told me that when he went to israel a few years ago the girls there were all over him as a blonde blue eyed 6'2 german, but almost all of them only wanted to suck his dick or be fucked in the ass… i think they are still trying to be "virgins" when they marry, despite slutting around in the clubs of tel aviv.

Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers

Post pics

John Long
John Long

I don't have any pics of her other than what's on her goybook. And I'm not giving that out since she seems like a genuinely sweet person and she hates being "over socialized" for lack of a better term (she hates crowds), and I know exactly what the internet h8 machine would do if they found out about a Jewish girl's social media profile.

If you want a mental image, she looks pretty Jewish without the more ugly features (she's got the nose, a large lower lip, and baggy eyes, but no frizzy hair or sloped forehead). She basically looks like a mischling. She's not pretty or beautiful, but she's not ugly either (I guess she's "homely"), but she does have massive tits.

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

Go for her. What could possibly go wrong?

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

afraid of lampshades

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

Girls do that shit here in the U.S. too, top kek.

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

look up mischling images
returns pictures of dogs

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

go for her

Her tits and her ass make me want to…

How do you approach a really shy girl romantically. Because she's really introverted. Like depressingly so.

what could possibly go wrong?

/pol/ has taught me to be wary of the eternal hook nose

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

How do you approach a really shy girl romantically. Because she's really introverted. Like depressingly so.
Here we go again

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

What?

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

How do you approach a really shy girl
Just talk with her. Get to know her, help her out with some stuff if she needs help. Eventually you 2 will hang out and you can admit your love.

/pol/ has taught me to be wary of the eternal hook nose
Just because there are jews in control of shit doesn't mean literally every single one of them are evil assholes.

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

just talk to her

I have. The problem is it's difficult getting anything out of her. She asks me stuff and I answer, but whenever I talk to her she just looks down and mumbles a one word response.

She has asked a few times if she could come to my place to study. Would that be a good idea?

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

depends. how thick is the layer of dust and cum flakes that covers your floor?

Dominic James
Dominic James

I actually keep my place clean. I don't know if I have some kind of low-level OCD or something, but seeing anything out of place or dirty irks me, so I keep my apartment tidy.

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

Thats exactly what you need to do you turbo autist. Let her come, then go on from there.
Don't fucking EXPOCT US X-DDD to lead you exactly step by step, every case is different. The best Holla Forums, or hell, anyone can do is give you general advice and give you moral support.

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

wtf, is there really word filltering for ex.pect us?

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

WE ARE ANUNYMUS
WE ARE LEGOS
EXPOCT US X-DDD

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

Really lovely.

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

Okay.

But is there anything I should know about romancing a Jewess that's different from a regular relationship?

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

Not anything that i would know of.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

That's not /pol/, that's /new/.

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

You gotta neg her with a sieg heil

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

Gotta expand the white and jew race.

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

If you have a foreskin, she will not be receptive, and if you really romance her she will circumsize you with her teeth. They can smell out foreskin like sharks can smell blood from miles away.

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

I'm cut. Are Jewish girls really that put off by foreskins? I figured the whole circumcision thing was only taken seriously by Hasidic Jews. Why would an average (((modern))) Jewish woman care about someone being cut?

So how should I introduce her to uncle /pol/? Gonna be pretty awkward at the family Christmukkuh get together.

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

Why would an average (((modern))) Jewish woman care about someone being cut?
No real kikess would racemix with a filthy goy. If you want kosher pussy you need to have your dick pruned.

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

But getting circumcised doesn't make you Jewish. If a Jewess wanted to fuck a goy that was circumcised, why would them not being circumcised matter?

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

I'm cut
Seriously though, post pics already

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

Well, I texted her asking if she wanted to study at my place sometime, and she texted back that she'd be right over.

Any final tips for what general stuff to say or do?

Also, does she go in the oven before or after the shower? I can never remember which comes first…

It's not my fault for being an Americlap; they do it to all of us here.

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

How many times do i need to tell ya that i can't fucking hand hold you thru this bullshit. Just be nice with her and for the love of god don't try to act cool, you will look like a fucking moron.
She goes into the oven after the shower, that is, if you banged her during it
But seriously, don't fuck it up. For all you know she might be a really nice person.

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

And for the love of god, the chick probably doesn't care that you are cut or not.

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

How do you know I'd look like a moron?

And I wasn't asking for you to give me step by step advice, I was just asking for general pointers.

for all you know she might be a really nice person

She is, or at least she seems really nice.

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

Whatever man, you know your style. I am just trying to encourage you to not fuck it up.
I can't give ya general pointers for this man, she will arrive at your place and you two do whatever. You just have to try to connect with her.

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

What do you study?

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

If anything happens, post into this thread. Also don't spill the /pol/ spaghetti.

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

Also take pics and post them here.

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

I'm Aerospace Engineering, she's doing Pre-Med.

So far things are looking up. I might not be able to post much for a while after this; I'll post stuff when I get the time.

And I'll try not to have any "Oy Vey the Goy Knows!" moments.

If I get any without her face in them.

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

but i will always admire them for laughing at farts.
What is it with Jews and toilet humor?

John James
John James

Get a bag of gold and tie it around your dick n balls.

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

Dude, she wants the dick. Oblige her.

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

OP is dead

She's laid eggs in his brain and has liquefied his dick into a rejuvenating lotion which she applies all over her face and body to stay young. Oh yeah, you didn't know? She's actually 69 years old and was born inside an oven but escaped before it was turned on by the Soviets ebul nadzis. As an infant she also met Mengele, Hitler, Himmler and Goering face-to-face and was almost killed a total of 6 million times but miraculously she was saved from every scenario by the bell every single time. She even went on the Holocauster 1488 separate times and the damn thing broke down just before she would have met her demise. Lucky kikess bitch.

Anyway, I hope you all learned a valuable lesson here, and that's
NEVER
TRUST
A
JEW.

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

Rats tend to gravitate toward sewage.

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

and she texted back that she'd be right over.
ye she's desperate.

Don't let her see your oven before she's nice and comfortable with you. You gotta strike when she least expects it.

John Smith
John Smith

OP is not dead.

I'll post the full story if anyone wants me to, but the tl;dr version is that we fugged and she stayed the night.

She did ask me if I wanted to try anal, actually.

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

She did ask me if I wanted to try anal, actually.
I hope you accepted. Jewishness is passed through the mother, you know.

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

I can't imagine why anyone would want a jew girl. Not so much because of her, but her whole family. There is only so much jewry you can handle before you want to go full Adolf.

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

Being around one is tough enough.
/thread

Blake Price
Blake Price

No, I just did regular sex. I used a condom though, so there's no risk of creating Jewlets.

Also is it normal for a girl to want to spend two nights in a row at someone's place? She asked if she could stay the night again and I agreed.

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

A boy the user.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

You fool, the Jew is a tribe unlike any other people. Once upon a time all people's men would raid other tribes, kill all of their men and take their women to be their wives. But the Jew was different when they procreated with the concurred Jewish women they found that their children when grown to men were Jews 1st and their father's tribe second', that is in heart the Jew's survival strategy: subversion. Mating with a Jewess simply leads to the end of your genetic line.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Okcupid filter jew

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

But I'm not "mating" with her, I'm fucking her with condoms.

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

this

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

just be a jew

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

What's the point of that?

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

Is it not fun to have sex?

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

what a beta male

sex with a jewess

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

Just because there are jews in control of shit doesn't mean literally every single one of them are evil assholes.

THIS

got permabanned from /pol/ for bringing up the rabbis that were AGAINST israel, the anti zionist rabbis (the anti-bad jew, good jews)

Jackson Martinez
Jackson Martinez

testing

WE ARE ANUNYMUS
WE ARE LEGOS
EXPOCT US X-DDD

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

okay then.

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

How is it beta to fuck a woman without impregnating her? I've got shit to do and I don't want a family tying me down when I've just turned twenty.

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

Fucking stalk a synagog, scope out a prominent subject. Find out her routines by stalking some more. Find a good window to snatch her.
Take her to your container that's buried under ground.
rape and girlfriend her as much as you please

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

You forget /pol/ is full of self-hating Jews. There was a geneology thread and almoat everyone in it had tribe blood.

Parker Taylor
Parker Taylor

bump

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

New board
8ch.net/jewess

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

forgot image

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