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I picked this up from watching handjobs in porn. When your working the tip, form your masturbating hand into in OK sign, but include your middle finger in it. Then focus only on the tip, and rotate your wrist around as you move your arm up and down. Periodically switch to a full cupped hand when working the shaft to mix things up.
Anally. You'll never want to go back to jerking off
I've heard E. Michael Jones mention that particular story often
I'm E. Michael Jones and this is my imageboard.
Based EMJ. You'll cowards better read his books…
Cover your ass and face in peanut butter and have your dog lick it off while you fap.
fap with your legs in the air over your head with your neck buried in the bed, so when you finish it shoots on your face.
Find a piece of furniture and fuck the cushions.
Put rubber bands or hair ties over your dick and balls, then squeeze your balls and slap them while you fap. You can experiment taking off the bands 30 seconds before you cum.
Tie up your hands and feet, and try to cum hands free in anyway possible.
When you feel like you are going to cum stop and edge instead. Do this 4 or five times before cumming.
Put a banana peel in the freezer or microwave then fuck it.
Fill up a cup with banana mush, heat it up, and fuck it.
Put a fuzzy sock in a cut hole of a tight pillow so it squeezes against your cock tight then fuck it.
Put clothes line clippers on your balls, dick head, and nipples while you fap.
Put iceyhot, mint extract, or hot sauce on your dick, balls and ass while you fap.
Use a q-tip covered in any sensation liquid to massage the head of your dick and its hole.
I thing I did as a lad was to put 4-5 airsoft bbs up my dickhole. It was so cool feeling the bumps as I stroked my shaft. Then I came with the force of a firehose(imagine a cork being shot off)
5/5 would do again if I had bbs nearby
Another good one is buy a cantaloupe and carve out a hole and fuck it
Put your pinky finger gently on the base of your dick near your balls. It feels kind of weird at first and cumming might not be the best at first but… after a while, it will feel like ecstasy.
penis in vagina
Fuck off, you sick fucktard!
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Go to an adult bookstore or porn shop and stick your cock in the hole in the wall
Sit on hand for an hour till hand is numb, then jerk it with your numb hand. -known as the stranger.
WHAT IS THAT THING JESUS FUCK
Either you got lucky or this isn't true. Ever read Guts?
Rinse out your butt in the shower, the inside. Then try inserting your middle finger or your most dexterous finger in your butt. Give it time to relax, and just jerk off while you wait, then start moving around the finger till you find a good balance. You can also just leave it there and jerk off, at least when you come you should feel a difference.
Use a faproulette for extra excitement.
into the part of the girl they pee from
Any one person in the history of mankind has ever done any of this wicked shit.
God confirmed for non-existent.
1. Sit on your knees with your legs spread so that your heels are spreading your cheeks.
2. Relax your ass hole and get hard. (watch porn, imagine kissing your dad or whatever)
3. Masturbate at a slow pace while keeping your ass hole relaxed, try not to tense it up.
4. When you're about to cum slow right down or even stop, keep yourself hard.
5. Wait till the feeling of being about to come goes and repeat steps 3 - 5 as many times as you want (I do the cycle 3 times)
Guaranteed to ejaculate across the room. Try aim for family photos for entertainment.
Need the source of this pic plz
I don't even remember, I found it in an old picture folder.