Wake up

Wat do?

Lament the loss of my beloved penis

Live out my fantasies of getting free stuff

Why would a guy have panties
Faggot

Become the world's most prosperous whore.

Would >>>/cuteboys/ be happy or suicidal?

Is it just the dick that is missing? No boobs? Still hairy? Still ugly?

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20% would be happy, the other 80% would kill themselves.

I'd wear tight pants.

Go ask a girl if a dildo is as good as a nice juicy cock. Also the person dildoing you can't feel shit

I would fall in the 80%. I want nothing to do with being an emotional creature.

briefly freak out, take it for a test run, then accept it and move on.
although i would probably have to completely uproot my life and go somewhere else under a different name, unless whatever bullshit autist magic that did it also made it so that i've always been a girl.
also probably be a sexually frustrated piece of shit all the time, because i refuse to be a homo and continue to go after girls, and unless the entire way my brain works has completely changed too, i won't want dong.

i would also probably smoke and drink a lot and be a gross-ass hag by 30.

I read that as bigly freak out at first

Maybe I'll do just that.
I think you might be overestimating how good those nice juicy cocks feel, m8. Just because a girl told you you were the best you should still take it with a grain of salt.

Be happy that I'm no longer mutilated goy cattle and can live off gibs for no effort.

I'd finger it

I would take full advantage of the fact that I now get practically everything, from money to love, for free, and society is built to cater to me rather than hating me.

And for the people saying you'd end up sexually frustrated, I'm willing to bet lesbians have an easier time getting a girl to go down on them than anyone on Holla Forums does.

Homosexuals are the only people who truly enjoy, not tolerate, giving oral sex.

Don't forget to cry about how hard your life is and how every one of your failings is because you're oppressed by men.

awwwwww , fuckin cute, I love kets man.

accept it and look for a cute bf.

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Well since I once lived a life where I was actually expected to work every once in a while, instead of just having everything handed to me, I would have far fewer failings than the average woman.

Unless the rest of my body were to stay the same. Then I'd still be doing better than I am now though. But yeah, I'd take full advantage of the myth of the patriarchy to get even more freebies then.

life is just too easy when you can just open your legs and take cock for a living.

Man I just keep getting dubs lately.
what does this mean?

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I would probably fall into the 20%. It just seems like it would be something awesome the just sit down stick my fingers in it for a while, and eventually find myself a beautiful boyfriend that would treat me right, and have nice sweet sex and not the carnal mess it has became to be. I'd try to live out my life like that, and hopefully get married to him, have kids and finish my life.

Just being honest, not a fag, but it still would be pretty sweet.

That's the one thing I would be happy about.

OH MY GOD

I'M A NIGGER

fuck yeah i can finally sleep with my lesbian friends

I turn into my waifu

Great! Now I can wear old pants that no longer have enough room for my dick, but now they fit just fine!

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What am I implying?

I'd be sad, I love having a Penis. Besides, from what I've understood, menstruation sucks.

your dick is the reason why your old pants don't fit
it's more likely to be your ass + too much twinkies

No the clothes fit. The problem is that the crotch isn't big enough, it's uncomfortable.

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masturbate my finger tips off

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Am I cute at least ?

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WAIT EVERYONE, I HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS LONGER THAN ALL OF YOU!

full package futanari of course!

it's the next step in human evolution, or whatever you want to call it. everyone is able to give someone else a baby or recieve a baby. everyone is beautiful, and everyone can give or recieve pleasure in both ways because everyone has both parts!

why not? I would be happy having a feminine appearance including all female parts, but also having a nice male package as well. that has always felt to me as they way that it should be.

For what purpose? I feel that that would create many unforeseen problems, user.

no more than we already have right now right? we basically already deal with all the issues of the male and female reproductive system and the male and female body in different individuals today, so assuming the chemistry somehow worked well (male and females hormone producing organ compatibility) and didn't cause hormonal issues, and otherwise beautiful female futa people didn't suddenly start growing beards just because of the male parts (would require some serious overhaul) and this change was only applied to the consenting people of the population, I'm really confident it would work just fine. maybe throw in a thing that turns periods off for everyone so nobody has to suffer, or be capable of getting pregnant until they want to be, (then turning it on after), then off again. hope this makes sense.

Honestly, I'd happy because tranny

I would get a lesbian STEM girlfriend and maybe raise an exceptionally smart young child.

I'd probably cosplay as my waifu on a regular basis.

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That sounds like a pipe dream. You plan requires so many exceptions and riders. If you can make it work though, more power to you.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

Pick one

How do you "open" panties? What makes panties defined as "closed"?

People like this need to live a couple weeks in the wilderness with no food, just water, an axe, a long dagger, and a bow and shit try actually earning his food.
It would change them for the better, either improved or dead.

It's called a door faggot, get one.

body swapping and tf is one of the weirdest fetishes ever. How can you consider yourself straight if you are into this shit?

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enf makes my dick harder than nothing else

probably an appendectomy scar.

although it does seem a bit too proximal…

Try to figure out where the Dick Fairy have dropped the money

same here, my favorite fetish. To bad enf clips are so hard to find.

Kill yourself

what is wrong with you?

wtf is "enf"?

embarrassed nude/naked female

i would kill myself out of disgrace

Except when you're lipstick and nearly every lesbian is an ugly man, you probably don't want that shit near your cooch

oh shit

I'd masturbate until I couldn't walk.

This is better

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY

Then eat chocolate and cry

That was probably the gayest thing I've ever read.

Quit playing yourself

Maybe so, but fuck, just embrace it.

Same. Let's do it together. ;)

more info on this?

Nobody straight man would say "beautiful boyfriend" even when imagining being a vagina-person.

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I came so hard to that.

more plz

Start scamming men out of their money while claiming I have it so hard and Im being oppressed by the patriarchy

someone please explain this

After trying to suck my own boobs for what seems like hours, I'd create accounts on all dating apps and hook up with the sexiest lesbian bitches and enjoy going down on a bitch while a bitch is going down on me. That would be interesting.

Imagine turning back into a guy while fucking a bitch though. Now that'd be a real hoot

ITT:

Don't you all realize the value of the immense gift that has been given to you?

You're a girl now!
You get the opportunity to partake in society as a woman, with your previous experience with life as a man in tow, too see the world through a different set of eyes. You get to interact with both genders and explore beyond the projected boundaries of your original sex with a complete authenticity, which is more, much more than even deranged transexualists can ever dream of achieving. You'll learn all their little tricks, the chaotic patterns in female-to-female socialisation, you'll get hit on by love-starved men, get periods, yeast infections, feel soul-tearing guilt of your gender identity imposed by a
structural patriarchy which is designed to make youl into a piece of low-grade meat.

Will you seize this moment and absorb as much knowledge as you can, before turning back, then incorporate it into how you consider and treat the fairer sex… or will you squander it with schlicking?

Me?
Fuck, I'd masturbate until it goddamn dried up. I'd put so many things up there, help me God.
Then I'd go out and see how/if everything is different… Yeah.

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Holla Forums is being attacced. Posting might be intermittent.

source on the second vid?

Urinate.

I honestly get off to the idea of uinating while female.

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Are you trans?

Feeling opressed already.

makes me hungry

seconded.

get naked run down the street screaming

Be an angle and take everyone's V card.

bump

slut

I'd wait a few days to make sure my dicc's not coming bacc by the same magic that took it

is the rest of me also a girl, or did I just get my dicc swapped out for a vag?

All gorl.

Presuming I'd have ovaries, i'd impregnate myself with my own sperm and spawn the antichrist

Why the fucc did this give me an erection?

In order

people genuinely like their penises???
t. tranny

what is this from?

My dicc is awesome, and I pity any tranny that hates his so much as to chop it off for a cosmetic surgery

I like my cocc, but I also think having a vag temporarily would be hot for fetish reasons.

Must succ to not want your cocc.

Maybe it's just the sanity talking but I would prefer a fully functioning organ to a gaping hairy flesh wound.

nah m8, you gotta dilate erry day
most surgeons require you to get electrolysis on your junk; some scrape off the hairs during surgery. Either way the hair is gone

must succ to want it. I seriously can't imagine how anyone would be okay with being a man

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…then why are you here? Are you lost?
>>>/reddit/

You have a giant hole in your body. You have to dilate because your body is trying to heal itself.

I am here because I am sane, you stupid tranny.

Is being a man with a gash where his cocc once been any better?

pic related [WARNING: GORE]

I am because I am actually happy with who I am and I don't need to play pretend like a child to feel good about myself and get attention.

JESUS CHRIST

You are a man.

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my feelings say otherwiseI've even a letter from Dr. Shekelstein to prove it

Your feelings are irrelevant.

Just KYS already and stop being a burden on society.

If you can define "man" and "woman" in a medical/scientific sense other than XX/XY I would be willing to entertain you, but mental illness does not dictate reality.

I'd probably pump your cheeks tho. I'm a degenerate and emasculated men on hormones are my fetish

something something hormone levels in utero something xenoestrogens something DES.
that's not how you make babies, degenerate filtheveryone knows you harvest the ovum from the husband, thaw the banked sperm from the mother, combine them in the lab, then ship the embryo to India for implantation in a surrogateisn't nature amazing?

Gender Identity, that is a sense of maleness or femaleness is unrelated to whether or not you're male or female.

Furthermore, I don't know why we indulged the magical thinking of adult children. The sooner you accept "I have a mental illness" the sooner the rest of the 99.7% people will stop being irritated by your bullshit.

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Reminder: the idea of gender being different from sex was originally thought up by a pedophilic jew that experimented on a pair of twin boys until they both eventually committed suicide, and that there's no scientific evidence supporting the idea of gender as its own thing.

I would get a large male dog on day one

What are you guys fucking gay

i'm 12 months old and what is this

I thought this shit died out somewhere in the nineties in first world countries.