Shit you hate in porn

Strictly anal in hetero sex videos (if I wanted to see that, id look at shemales)
The obligatory male asshole close-up
Fake moaning
Excessive amounts of oil and spit

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efukt.com/21094_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_4.html
sultrydish.com/2013/10/23/sudy-wearing-socks-sex-increases-chances-orgasm/
motherless.com/55ABFD5
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

- scenes with your mom

Niggers
wearing their socks during coitus
male reaction shots

Professionals / pornstars

Pretty much exactly what you said, but also…

Audible noises from the male.
Condoms
Niggers
Closeups on balls or guys faces

Y do they need to have shots of the guy at all in almost every video. And yea I think socks r a bit retarded but if they have bad feet, I think it's for the best

when there is something else than one cup and two girls

Link?

You said all mine already

That's about 90% of most porn

getting off other men having sex makes you a cuckold, while getting off porn that includes dicks makes you gay. some anons never come to terms with these truths, because what it implies on themselves

I don't like nor watch traps/shemales/ladyboys or whatever the fuck you wanna call those fags

jajajajaja

Nobody is here to debate what makes you gay or a cuck, cuck.

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Low bitrate/resolution.

Why must all the good shit be in 480p? 1080p+ always end up being some professional video with fake moans n shit. No 1080p amature vids.

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when the girl makes almost no sounds while the guy is really loudly moaning and shit

this seems to be especially prevalent in Russian porn. "Ooooohh da! Ooooh da! Da!"

- censoring
- when you can't tell if the women cries or if it is supposed to be an orgasm

It becomes harder and harder to have a gangbang scene without one of those
You don't need to scream like a chainsaw to turn me on. Stfu!
I mean wtf is the point of that?
Did I click on "Hot gay sex"? No! So keep that away from my woman-hungry eyes.
Public and outiside are not the same thing, retards!
"Oh yeah, show that pussy. Need money?" Shut the fuck up!
I'm a man. I need more than 25min of pussy eating
Ok, now that becomes boring as hell.
Come on! You're the main attraction here! Smile, wink, moan…Don't act like a dead corpse.

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Agree 100%

I like that a lot and i am not a faggot, spit not so much but oiled is a must fap for me.

Not trolling, my dick go to soft mode every time i see faggotry, is he homophobic?

100% agree.

Nah, some of them are qt as fuck and have nice scenes, some arent faking, just drugged or are having the time of their lives cause masochism and a lot of amateur are faking because is cool, already taped gfs.

Faggot porn then.

I actually laugh at that crap, cant even think to fap.

Go back to your closet faggot.

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like seriously, who does that?

Get tired of the cumshots going all over the bitches face..they need to get more creative

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you mentioned all already

they should make porn great again
(like 70s porn)

yeah, there's not enough cum on feet stuff

lack of sound or shitty music

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that's so fucked

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you first princess

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post more shitty videos pls

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Feet stuff.
Gagging.
Facials.
Degradation play.
Obviously fake lesbians.
Obviously fake pleasure (especially during masturbation)
Most hardcore.

Always wondered how that worked. Thanks.

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japanese girls who sound like they're crying. They always look in pain during sex instead of happy.
Their movements just look so autistic and fake sometimes too. Luckily my dick doesn't care that much, but when I think about it it's really dumb. Not to mention the censoring is also annoying.

Just give me a japanes girl who acts like nymphomaniac.

um…

When people undress and put back on their socks and shoes (in pictures). I know I'm acting autistic, but still. I guess sometimes it makes sense for girls in dresses, but for men wearing boots it doesn't.

Also black dudes who talk a lot. That kind of porn seems to be made for white cucks instead of black dudes.

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Men placing the palms of their hands on the back of their own hips as they fuck standing.

Men looking to the camera for direction.

Men who can't keep their dick in a hole and take like a minute to reinsert every time it slips out every other minute.

Women who don't display any bodily response that indicates they are aroused, no hard nipples, no blush in the skin, etc but they still moan and freak out like they're in pure ecstasy.

Guys who can barely stay erect and have to keep manually slapping and shaking their own dick around just to keep a chub.

Great scenes worth orgasming to cut away to shit-tier repositioning before the orgasm is over.

Models spend more time repositioning than fucking/guy can't get the girl in the position he wants and they just fumble around for a minute.

Guy's trying to finish the scene and ejaculate but you can tell he's having a hard time finishing and he's jacking it so fucking fast and looks so bothered and you can tell he feels embarrassed that the guy with the camera is just sitting there waiting and he can't deliver.

Lengthy and repeated closeups of genitalia.

Camera won't stay still/cameraman's hands in frame.

Most of those reasons are why I stick to well edited softcore girl only shit. If I want hardcore I go with a cumpilation.

my sides

Is that the kangaroo disease hormone disorder?

Kind of surprised that doesn't happen more often.

This made me really hard.

kek

Tbh the reason japs act like that is because of the demand. Jap men enjoy the women acting like they do in JAV

Let's be real here…

This shot is never sexy. Stop it.

Just no.

Taking the suspension of disbelief that it's not someone else fucking a woman since porn began.

If the majority of your dialog is not moaning or heavy panting, you are talking WAY too much.

STFU and stop breaking my immersion, nigger

If I wanted to watch a guy jack himself off, I'd watch gay porn. Either finish in a hole or have the girl jerk him off.

Facials tagged as creampies, non-povs tagged as povs, step-siblings labelled as incest. Just. Stop.

no, watching porn instead of engaging in the sexual act itself is for low testosterone males. high testosterone males go in competition. (aside from the fact that female attention etc doesn't mean what it use to etc etc yes I get the red pill)

Really looking for bizarre/taboo/rape/necro stuff, anybody know any good sites other than heavy-r?

inhumanity/efukt/painaltube

pretty much

beats me why that's the standard of porn to watch a guy fuck some girl

well I almost exclusively watch lesbian

Awesome. Thank you!

my new ringtone

this tbh.
lmao

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source?

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Anything American:
Fake boobs
Fake lips
Fake acting
Fake noises
Jews/Negros having sex with bimbo blondes
"BBC" garbage everywhere

It's trash

Fake tits, fake lips, tons of makeup, duckface, men (in any context), shit, urin, blood, the use of a cameraman (just use a tripod ffs), fake moans and groans, pretend horniness, unhealthy looking women, pretend crying (yeah, you; Japan), "sexy" (aka clownish) outfits …

Is that the same machine they use with cows?

I have starred in porn, its fucking boring to produce, obviously women fake it, there's loads of editing, I'm Asian and my dicks not big but the BBC thing is black ppl being full of shit, loads of them can't cum according to porn women and are even into gay stuff.

Me in porn.

When she spits out a massive load of cum but the horse never came and she was just faking it with a raw egg or something

The absolute worst is when you're watching a hot scene and the guy starts talking/groaning.
Just when I started to block the fucker out; "awww yeah, you like the taste of my rod?". STFU.

That's my pic for ugliest pussy of 2016. The only clit bigger than that one was on Chyna, R.I.P.

kek I think she's trying to say "diarrhea".

Please tell me that's fake.

When the male actor stares into the camera.

I don't want to make eye contact with someone while fapping

If it is a Nip porno it must be all lesbian - Tiny Nip men with micropenises is a deal breaker.

That said, I tend to avoid Nip pornos to begin with - too much annoying moaning/wailing, ugly asian pussies and other weird shit.

good thing you can't see them through all the pixels then

I still know they are there ;_;

close up of tits then out of nowhere hairy man hands start groping them

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Fuck it Ask me anything as a writer in the porn industry. If you've seen Adam's Family, Peter Pan or any marvel parodies by Axel Braun you are welcome.

I'm fucking dying holy shit

Have you ever done gay for pay?

Nope, I'm a writer but I do sit on scenes and have seen one trap named Serena do shit.

Fuck it half a bottle of scotch in:

DECENT PEOPLE

BRATS

CONSIQUENCES!? WHAT ARE THOSE!?! Total Bitch. Never accepts fault. Ever.

"Oim doing this 4 Feminism!"

Sorry Lexi, You are ((Not)) a celebrity.

Great Body, terrible person. Hates all the other grills.

my name is definitely not Mark.

Worked on any big productions? I can't believe there's any need for a script, other than a list of postions and camera angles.

Mostly woodrocket but lots of "This Ain't" series.
As a writer we work on that shit too.
trust me, I'm not the fag who wants you looking at a guys butthole while he plows a girl.

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Whatever happened to the funny parody titles?

Which pornstar is the best actress in your opinion - in terms of actual acting, not faking orgasms or enthusiasm that is?

No idea but through the grape vine it's because Lawyers said "YOU CAN'T CALL IT SEXVENGERS" and so the kike bosses (100% of porn is jews) said "Fine, Well this AINT Avengers" and thus THOSE titles were born.

Actress wise? Shit…
Okay if you mean acting as in "This is my character" going to have to go Zoey Holloway.
As in "ORGASM" I honestly don't know because the amount of jump cuts would astound you. Maybe…Nikki Rhodes? She seems to love fucking girls.

Fun insider secret: They zoom up on scenes so that they can resume them at a later time. A lot of filming porn is essentially this:

Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Until they all go to the showers.

Thanks for the insider info, very interesting.
I assumed the male's would be on Viagra or Cialis to prevent going soft, guessing that's not the case? Do any of the actresses or actors abuse illegal drugs on set?

9/10 times yes.

For your second question:

hahahahahahahahahhaa
ahahahahaahahahhaahaha

Yes. Of course, some are clean ((Lisa Ann and Others who are "above it))
but 9.8/10 times the porn star is addicted to atleast ONE narcotic

Ever witnessed or heard of any major freakouts during shooting?

Do the females ever fuck anyone extra on set like a cameraman just because she likes sex or is it strictly male actors she is paid to fuck?

Wonder how many fluffers are needed for a gangbang shoot lol

Riley Reid. 'Nuff said "I'M A CELEBRITY!!! UHH I'LL LEAVE!!! THIS GUY TOTALLY SLAPPED ME!!!"

There's a lot. Mostly from the divas. The divas (sadly) aren't the veterans or the new recruits but ALWAYS the midcards. Always the Dolph Zigglers who think they are mainstream material without realising they are flavour of the month. Mia Khalifa, Kiki Vidis, Plenty of them who suddenly "get famous" and start acting that way without realinsg they aren't famous at all.

I can greentext some if anons want to. and hey ben, i know you're lurking this thread nigger

Soooometimes. I've managed to sleep with only 2 but in all honestly most separate it as "Pay and Play". Unless you're in it for sex, which I assume the 2 i've been with are.

Depends. If it's an "Auditional" aka, we go on craigslist and ask a fuckton of guys to come jack off then none.

If it's a "pro male star" then it's dependant on their relationship/fetish.

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Used to think Riley Reid was hot but since she started doing niggers, it's turned me off. Plus her pussy looks huge and nasty now.
Guess IR isn't my thing lol

Good on you, m8.
Sadly a lot of "stars" are burning coal these days.

Is casting coach-ing a thing? Do these jewish producers really take the "stars" for a test drive before they are hired?

Megan Rain..damn I love her little feet and need them on my cock. Any recommendations on how a reg joe like me can get that to happen?

Are Resumes a thing? That's your resume.

If you're a guy they'll just inspect ur dick

Yes, Yes they do and as I said 1000000% jewish

Mia Khalifia…whats she like?

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Riley Reid a nigger loving brat bitch

looks like she's in the middle of taking a huge shit

a) have you ever seen a vagina
b) have you ever seen an asshole
c) how do you confuse the two
d) have you ever seen a shit

Are you autistic?

My cock has been in your mom vagina
My cock has been in you dad's ass
My cock has been in your mouth..but can't tell if it feels more like a vagina or asshole

In a metaphorical sense, she is.

It's extremely degenerate and dare I say, rope-worthy.

This is that wierd kinda homophobic. Like not wanting to eat your own cum

Einstein was a kike

TOPMOTHERFUCKINGKEK

=derailing thread=

Have you guys ever tasted your own cum?

If so how cum it doesn't taste nearly as bad as woman say?

Is it a pride thing?

I thought that was the guy moaning until she said "oh Bill!"

What the fuck

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shitty diet = nasty cum

This is my fetish.

is this loud nigra 2.0?

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Whoa wait, it was the chick?

this

Yeah rewatch it

a plagiarist too!

yes, its a milking machine

i need a real man like you to fuck my wife

it aint no thing

Any guy on girl porn that isn't POV
The guy making noise or saying stupid shit to the girl (YOU IDIOT I WANT TO IMAGINE I'M IN YOUR SHOES AND YOU'RE MAKING IT HARDER I DON'T SAY THAT DUMB SHIT).
Hollywood bimbo women
Bolt-on fake tits (Japs seem to manage to make naturally soft fakes somehow)
MILFs
Black men in porn (I DON'T HAVE A BLACK DICK FUCK OFF)
Meaty pussies that look like empty ball sacks rather than neat pussies that belong to actual females
Gaping orifices
Piss
Scat
Gangbang
Bukkake
Extreme bondage
Torture
Girl on girl where they use strapons (USE YOUR MOUTHS AND FINGERS IF YOU WANT A DICK FUCK A GUY IDIOTS)
Femdom
Gay stuff
Traps
Trannies
Sex where the woman doesn't look like she's enjoying it
Basically any porn that is not vanilla
Rough sex and spanking is good, and grabbing the throat but not fucking beatings

Essentially, there are only three types of acceptable porn:
Girl by herself without any of the above bullshit
Two girls
Guy on girl POV

Oh yeah, I forgot old people and fat people. They can go die.

hope that nigger's dick is at least 30 cm long

That would have to pay me more than a dollar to suck my dick

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It makes you a voyeur, you idiot. It would only make you cuckold if they were fucking your girlfriend/wife. Even then, the point isn't that you are watching two other people have sex just on its own, but that the sex is an aid for imaging that you were doing it.

Idiots think cucking is when some guy has sex with any woman you want to have sex with - it isn't.

Statistically, this is absurd, since if this was true there wouldn't exist so much of guy on girl and there wouldn't be high demand for it in porn. There'd only be about as much of it as there is gay porn.

Could it be that a lot of men like to see women get fucked, and that has a specific look, and its easier to imagine fucking a woman if someone is fucking her?

Apes have mirror neurons. When you see a guy pick up a hammer, the same neurons for that activity light up in your brain, and since women show up as tools in male brains when we're thinking of sex, watching a woman get fucked lights up your brain in the fuck her/use that tool areas.

It's like watching an action movie where the hero does something awesome and you think it would be cool to be like that. People identify with things other people do and especially when they are similar to themselves. Only autistic people should have a hard time understanding this.

It could totally be the case that someone only watches men fuck women so they can get off to men's bodies in denial, but statistically that's not most of the people who watch ordinary porn, and most of the ones that do do that, are probably spending more time watching tranny porn anyway.

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How does that work?

ive been looking for this
AND WHY DID YOU RUIN IT IN THE FILENAME

Blowjobs are gay

She's not pretty, but she's doing a good job. If I knew she was clean I'd let her do it. I'd probably look at anime titties on my phone though.

How about shit I love?

efukt.com/21094_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_4.html

Cum is also gay and youre a faggot

I agree cum shot is gross. You don't masturbate to these videos fool, you laugh at them.

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You do realize that it's a proven fact that socks increase sexual pleasure and make it easier to have an orgasm, right? Women having socks during sex, including in porn, means it's more likely for them to not have to fake their moans and orgasms.

This.

What an idiot to think thats fap material. What a child.

Its now a new hour and I still can't make a thread. This is what killed Holla Forums for me. I stuck around through all the shit but this is it. Im out..

Fuck, this is ridiculous. I think you're overreacting but holy shit, this *IS* insane.

Well then stick around and vote for this shit to continue by continuing to post here. Its like the gaming industry, it keeps getting worse but people keep participating so the devs think what they are doing is fine.

25 mins past the hour and I still can't post. This board is finished.

It's not your hour. It's everyone. Only one new thread is allowed in an hour. It's insanely shitty and fucking retarded.

When I see another man fucking a girl, my brain makes it feel as if I am the man in the video. I feel the same sensations as him, I faintly hear the same things, and sometimes I see a faint image from his perspective. Is this true for anyone else here?

oh my god

Citation fucking needed

Sounds like you've been watching a lot of gay stuff. I suggest not watching that of those are the things you dislike

This isn't a valid argument because not everyone a fucking faggot like you. Some people like girl anal… Not guy anal.

There's a metric shit ton of places that have info on it.

sultrydish.com/2013/10/23/sudy-wearing-socks-sex-increases-chances-orgasm/

You can't be serious and post a .com source from some random lady who is not a doctor

Elly Akira. You're welcome.

Checked.

that spongebob poster

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People seem to agree on most stuff, but the anal in hetero stuff ruins it for me. I know almost all women will tiuta, but I have no desire for assholes myself, so everytime I see it, I get grossed out or I feel like I'm watching something that isn't even sexual. It's like foot fetishes. I don't get it. Nothing will make me turned on for that. AT BEST

Hookup hotshot is one of my favs but sometimes the girls are butt ugly

literal fag

motherless.com/55ABFD5

How about these?

Automatically eliminates 99% of azn pr0n
Azns pls stap. Also disqualifies a lot of hentai
I want to see the star and that emotion
Nasty as fuck. Need I say more?
I want to see her get stuffed with seedsau5.
Breaks the immersion. Needs to be comparable to my own to deter he sensation that I'm being cucked.

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That's not even funny. That's rape.

The point of a gloryhole is that you don't know who you're fucking

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i hate porn in general

What do you jack off to then? Fine art?

That is what worried me when I first heard about gloryholes. A friend (who I learned later is into quasi-gay shit) said 'that's the point!' I thought it was a joke.

There's a reason it's almost exclusively a fag thing, and it's the same reason that someone with half a brain wouldn't stick his dick through a wall he can't see over, if at all.

I do

i don't hate shit in porn

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i cant watch hetero porn, its either faggots or lesbians i cant watch both with some exceptions, gloryholeswallow.com and blackcouchcasting are those exceptions. i really like how blackcouchcasting blocks the guys face its great

stellar performances

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watching professional porn and the actors look to perfect
male moaning
when hentai uses direct loops
pointless softcore scenes
20 minute long videos where 90% of the scenes are either just talking or showing more of the male then the female
non pov videos
professional amature gloryhole videos
when they say "hot trap" but the face is so butter
small dicced traps
lolicon with breasts
toddlercon
when the male looks better then the female
pubic hair
jap censorship
the fact they censor the pussy but not the asshole
when beast videos dont show a close up of a girl fuccing an animal
animal bare dry humping

stop watching 3d porn, idiot
also, theres literally nothing wrong with anal

"OH, YEAAAH, YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE FUccING MY PUSSY? OH YES YES OHHHH FUcc ME BABY FUcc ME HARDER HARDER HARDER OHHHH YEAAAAH OH FUcc OH FUcc OH FUcc OOOOAAAAH"

Shut the fuccing hell up, you're a million times sexier when you don't say a word, ya dumb RPer.

99% of all porn is vanilla, and even fetish shit like cosplay or BDSM is usually just vanilla porn with a different costume

Essentially, very few people do anything INTERESTING

Nigger I live for that shit

Boopa in de poopa

Hard to argue with what you said, user.

Mah nigga

"Incest" porn where the the characters to out to by "step" relatives.
No sound balance so the dialogue is "imumblelievmumblessyismumbleigt" and the rest of the sound is so loud that the whole street knows you're watching porn.
Posters using every popular tag.
Omegle captures that don't show the conversation.
Superheroine porn that has supergirl played by a fat middle aged woman acting like an old tart on a hen night.

they could just lie and say theyre brother and sister, but they half ass it. or maybe its to pander to people who really want to fucc their step sibling

anything male
anything anal
fake tits
high heels

Xhamster titles their vids stuff like "Brother fuccs NOT his sister". I'm okay with that. It's more "wink-wink".

You will don't get pussy anyway

kek

3DPD
Crappy Hentai

Non-white men. Non-white women are fine by me

the contrast between a tar blacc womans skin and her vag can be fun

Repetitiveness.

What is this called? I looked up girls dry humping and lapdances but I get nothing like this.

Lurk moar

I've been searching for YEARS man. I think I've "lurked" quite enough

it's difficult to find a video with believable actors that decide to do it for believable reasons with a good plot.

I have have had black friends and have dated black women but

when I visit a website as freedom loving as a porn site I expect a fairly more or less equal mix of different types of people fucking in a few different ways, and I don't care if some of them are gay. if they are going to try to push this false diversity, then where the fuck are all the other people fucking at?

seriouesly alot of bunch of fucked up shit in this thread, but someones gotta send this thread to every single porn website and porn company out there so they can learn, or this thread is for NOTHING