So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing...

So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.

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Just buy toilet paper like it's the most normal thing in the world, because it is.

Unless you're Pajeet.

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probably should pick up some tampons while
you are there.
you know, for your pussy

Just go to self checkout
Alternatively, buy it with other innocuous things so the cashier doesnt even notice it(like condoms, lube, and rainbow dash plushies)

ffs. shut your newfag holes. all of them and forever.

Xdxdxd us oldfags rite? Ive been here since last summer XDDdD

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The amount of people itt that don't know this joke means we have problems. You all have to go back.

Have your mum send you toilet paper like this guy

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You should take a trip to the nearest corporate entity and purchase only toilet paper, vaseline/hand lotion/ lubricant and pornography of your choice. That way the implication will be that you intend to masturbate rather than attempt to clean your anus with it. Laughter avoided.

Just fucking do it.

Oh god you have to go back

Fine

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where did everyone go?

That's one of the saner kikewheels'
moments.

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its like you want to have swampass

Just buy toilet paper but ask it to be gift wrapped.

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Just use your hand to wipe, then lick it clean.

why even live? shit in the street like a civilized person. indoor toilets are unsanitary and toilet paper is filthy.
the cashier is right to judge you.

just get a tall step stool and put your feet up on it like you would with stirrups. after the dump, squirt your butt whole with a spray bottle set to fine stream. blast deh poopies right off and then pull up your pants

Self service till or steal a roll at a time from bars/restaurants/hospitals/libraries you frequent.

kek