I no longer wonder why Finland has the highest suicide rates in the world

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

meanwhile on Finnish Reddit
I no longer wonder why Finland has the highest suicide rates in the world

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ling.helsinki.fi/~fkarlsso/genkau2.html

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

I don't know spurdospeak
What does it say?

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Are those real mongolese words?

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

apparently yes

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

Can someone translate these spurdorunes into English?

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

I think it says something about being gay

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

How the fuck do they use Twitter with words like this

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

Problem translating this to english is not fault of finnish :^)

Anyway, it's grammatically correct but its almost gibberish. Most of those are insane compound words, "Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä" is stupid place name and "epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänsäkään" is just weird word form that is never actually used.

Finnish isn't that hard. See here how to easily produce those different word forms.
ling.helsinki.fi/~fkarlsso/genkau2.html

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

Why dont you translate it instead of talking about it you weinerface

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

I can't defile great finnish language that way.

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

Please? :3

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

My brain starts hurt just by thinking translating this…
Especially this word. No way I can translate it correctly.
epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänsäkään

Shitty translation goes something like this
did Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä's aircraft-turbojet-motor-assistant-mechanic-sub-officer cause
breaking of the atomic-nuclear-reactor-generator-condenser-wheel-gear

without even his disorganizationing

And fuck this thread. My head almost exploded. And now I feel bad for raping the language so bad. :(

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

I'd say the language has raped itself if it has words like this

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

The Soviets starting the Winter War has never been more justified.

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

Their food being absolute garbage probably has something to do with the suicide rates too.

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Its a dirty language for shitskinned mongoloids dont feel bad

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

Gordon just lost all his credibility

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

For not liking shit tasting food?
Fuck off Finn.

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

Shit weather
Shit history
Shit language
Shit food
Autism inherent to the (mixed) race
Highest Suicide rate in all of Europa

By God, what a fate. No wonder these people make the finest meme on the whole internet, they have so much reason to be upset.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

reddit reposts

Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä is a bog in bumfuck nowhere named as a tourist stunt like Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch was in Wales. It means nothing. Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänsäkään(köhän) is a grammatically valid nonsense word created to demonstrate the quirks of Finnish conjugation.

The sentence translates roughly to: "Did the aeroplane-jet-turbine-motor-help-mechanic-corporal-student from Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä even with his/her lack of unsystemization manage to cause the breakage of the atomic-nuclear-energy-reactor-generator-cooler-turbine-gear-switch?". Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas is an actual military title and an atomiydinenergiageneraattorilauhduttajaturbiiniradasvaihde component is indeed referenced in translated nuclear reactor terminology.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

even that bitch is ugly

Finland truly is the worst place in the world

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

actual military title

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

just imagine receiving an order from one, and having to say "Yes sir, Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas!" without fumbling

Lucas Cox
Lucas Cox

Is fingolese pronounced phonetically as it looks?

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

give gold

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

Yes, Finnish is at least very easy to pronounce since it doesn't have any weird quirks in that regard

David Morris
David Morris

The White Death racked up 505 confirmed kills during the 3 month long Soviet Failed invasion of Finland.

The Russians had 363,000 casualties compared to the Finnish 70,000.

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

his language is so shit it pains him to translate it

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

And I thought German compound words were bad
actually it's a pretty neat feature

Finnish is just plain ugly and looks like someone spamming keyboard keys, lllllliiiiiikkkkeeeee sssssooooo

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

ebin laatu

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

y'all niggas just lacking in taste

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

butifel language 5/5 t. finn

haters are swedes, swedes are all gay

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

I Sat on Thy Bed
what a slut lel

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

girl on the left is pretty cute. the others are ugly

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

this better? latvians singing same song

Blake King
Blake King

no thanks, I'm not a pedo

James Williams
James Williams

The blonde with the yellow ribbon….

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

finnish is a beautiful language

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

t. Pekka

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

meanwhile in Finland

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