I did not abuse the trust of my users

cry more

I'm gonna let you in on a secret reality (you're probably only pretending to be aware of) that I've been dealing with since the exodus.

Holla Forums is full of the internet equivalent to political refugees. Think Casablanca but with more Nazis.

Before GamerGate there were all manner of other groups of posters deemed "too extreme" for halfchan. Much of the alt. right in the case of Holla Forums, various people banned for hundreds of reasons from Holla Forums, people who want to discuss lolcows when discussion of them became forbidden on halfchan, the most annoying elements from various fandoms. All the people who made the most autistic threads on halfchan eventually found their way here after a ban.

Now, half/tv/ had a particularly antagonistic relationship with the group of people you're chatting with now. They've variously described themselves as "Actress enthusiasts" but they're responsible for every creepy thing attributed to half/tv/ over the years. Whenever an underage or underage-looking actress got creeped the fuck out by being tweeted pictures of some dude's cum all over a picture of them, or a shrine to them in someone's home, it was someone from this group.

They'd post endless threads, day in day out about various Disney and Nickelodeon shows, and insist they were intentionally sexual. "Look, some kind of goop hit this girl's face! PRETEND IT'S CUM!" "Look! This girl looked at a tub of popcorn she was eating from! SHE'S PRETENDING THIS VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY HAS A PENIS IN IT AND SHE LIKES IT!"

Endless stories about various actresses with giant misshapen heads and flat chests and how they wondered what their armpits smelled like, how they harassed them on a livestream about showing them their fucking feet, exaggerated recitations on the qualities of their menstruation blood. Pictures of small girls and references to pedophilia, perhaps discussing their desire to have a daughter, who they totally wouldn't molest, oh no no no, they'd just sleep with her. Naked. But totally innocently, they could restrain themselves. Unless, you know, she got curious.

Needless to say an endless cycle of banning, people who didn't like pedos complaining, the pedos stomping their feet and asserting they "just wanted to discuss actresses" while getting increasingly vile and crass. This constant back and forth (as these people would spam the board all day, every day and demand their own board, and ban evade constantly) likely encouraged the moderation there towards it's current draconian state.

One day they created their own imageboard, several in fact. I can't remember the url, but they had a "/celeb/" board. There they could shitpost and spam their individual pedophilic waifus to their hearts content… but then they realized quickly… This was boring without a audience. You see, pedophiles hate eachother. The only way they can stop hating eachother for any period of time is if people are actively telling them they're shit forcing them to band together against everyone else. Their threads would get repetitive and they'd go through their disturbing folders with hundreds of still frames of each actress very quickly.

They came here, they created various boards notably /waifuist/ and /got/ but the same thing happened again and again, no one wanted to talk to them and their behavior chased all posters away from their respective boards.

So now they're here. They've been here for weeks, largely contained in their /got/ threads. People still hate them and regularly tell them they're annoying, but they persist. You know, autism and all. But people eventually hide the threads. They're being ignored again. So they've started popping up in other threads more now. Started making threads about feet, started posting threads about nickelodeon shows, started replying to threads with the same gifs and images of young-looking actresses they do everywhere.

Because of the lax moderation on this Holla Forums, I suspect over the course of several months since they aren't getting banned, they'll eventually chase all the traffic away and be confused as to why Holla Forums died "all of a sudden". Without an ounce of self-awareness they won't look back at /got/ and /waifuist/ and /celeb/ and /who/ and every other stillborn board they've created and killed by association, because to do so would require admitting that the way they behave is fucking annoying to everyone else.

All the people are here because 4ch was flooded with "Normies" (A hipster word for people in general) Hipsters need to label the masses as something negative so it doesn't seem shallow that they like shit based on its lack of popularity

They make it seem like they are unique but they are just blindly looking for anything that has a tiny/ nonexistent fan base.

The hipsters entire life goal is being able to one day say:

I liked it before it was cool

Thats a chan hipsters way of saying I liked it before it was cool

This is a hipster hug box

I have uncovered one of 8chans greatest mysteries.

The identity of the group behind the fall of Holla Forums. That is to say, the groups responsible for all of the bad things that have ever happened to this board.

The spam, the divide and conquer, the shills, all of it. It all sources back to one particular group.

In 2015 my long period of investigative infiltration of into a particular group that roams this site had finally payed off. I have finally managed to uncover this specific group of crusaders that seems to persistently torture this site.

As I had suspected, the group responsible for all of these happenings on our site, was none other than the infamous Cat's Cradle group. The main purpose for their thread was to absolutely distract from any chances of anybody ever catching on to them. Fortunately for me, they left one little mistake, they let me aboard the infamous hacker group and I managed to uncover their secrets one by one.

They were behind many of the unfortunate things that had happened to this site recently. I will name a few.

They were behind the /int*/ boards, the Cat's Cradle threads (obviously), many tactical threads on Holla Forums, the Kennedi project, the Leo/Travis ETC (also known as the "Avatar Experiment") spammers, the tripfag circlejerks, they are behind the first pedo and pony threads, the cyclical threads and removal thereof. They were even behind Josh getting hired as a global site spy.

Why do you think Josh couldn't code well? He was never a coder. He was only a face who accepted programs from the Cradle group which went on to write code that "seemed" to work, but ultimately harmed the site and led the creation of the Infinity Next malware.

This is a very powerful and dangerous group, they have at least 30 members I have counted, and several bots/botnets and proxies. They lurk and post in every thread on all of the major boards and are responsible for cataloging every hidden board on the site.

They are among the tripfags, the pedos, the ponies, they are always in IRC be it in person or with bots, monitoring, watching, scheming.

I am the watcher of this group, I am the hero of Holla Forums.

It seems the mods have removed my flag, I wonder why that is…

At least moot said goodbye.

moot>Hotwheels

Funny how it was you moralfags crying about 7 pedo threads in the catalog even though you spammers caused it.

One thing ive noticed about hatechan is that, it feels just like home. Like old/b/ used to and old Holla Forums did, a place where we can be ourselves inside and not worry about pissing people off.

The thing that makes this place really great, is not good moderatinon, or the remotness and exclusivity of this place. Its the complete freedom to just be what we are unabaited, unmanipulated, unrestrained by SJW shills, newfag mainstreal cunts, or the news media in general. Something we deinfalty do not want.

There is one thing that killed 4chan, that is that the community was diluted by outside influence and censored by it. It became too popular and well known not to cater to an audience, rather than its users that had been loyal to their remote home for so long. Instead, as it grew in popularity, joot realized it could make him sheckles, so he continued banning gore, pizza, fun stories and all the best stuff tat we remember from 2004-06 on /b. Effectivly banning all content that joot didnt want the kiddies to see so the site could sell out its soul for sheckles.

The thing that makes us great, we do hate, we do post gore and occasional pizza, we do let outselves be free and express exactly how we feel about kikes and niggers. We dont let the mainstream attack us and subvert our discussions and activities. Most of you know well by now that hatechan has surved dozens of attempts at subversion and triumphed for one reason alone.

Because we wont sell out. Thats why we keep winning. Thats why this place is so great, theres no site owner control of the content being poodted and its nature, we are completely free to express ourselves and what we really feel, and not what the goodgoys and their SJW media masters tell us to feel.

Our hate and memes and fun is still here, its still the great community of people we remember from back when tacgnol and longcat had epic fights and faills, back when happy negros measure the niggawatz in watermelonz. Back when we still enjoyed life, and called nobody our master. Back when we still were anonymous, final boss of the internets and never took the intershit seriously.

We never really changed at all, honestly. I still see the same feels and stories about whores and feels and jobs and daily shit posted on Holla Forums now that I saw so many years ago. New site, same stories. Same good old friends.

Just wanted to say thank you goys for just being yourselves, and never making sheckles for any joot for any reason.

Cheers, you insufferable faggots. :)

What happened to Hotwheels? Did he succumb to AIDS?

Holla Forums is mostly comprised of the anons with autism levels that were too severe for 4chan – that's right, congratulations, you faggots are basically the most autistic people on the internet.

You act like a bunch of self-entitled children who throw temper-tantrums when mommy says "no". And btw, it's LITERALLY a symptom of autism when you find repetitive behavior appealing (see: catalog, any given time of day)

There's a reason why you're some of the biggest fucking losers on the planet, and guess what, it's not because of "normies" – it's because you're petulant children who cannot relate to other people in an effective manner.

The more that I frequent this site, the more I sympathize with fascism and the less I sympathize with the callow notion of liberty that you imbeciles espouse.

That said, some of you are pretty cool

the Dud, easily the Dud

4chan mods spill their spaghetti. Dud gets into a war with 4chan with Holla Forums after fucking up Wizardchan

Gamergate happens, Holla Forums becomes Gamergatechan. Hotwheels becomes "based dud". Shills Holla Forums everywhere, alt-chans, 4chan, Reddit, obviously trying to julay the website and the moment. Moot nukes Holla Forums, the 2nd exodus to Holla Forums, then Holla Forums gets the reputation as nazi-gamergate-chan.

Holla Forums comes under crippling attacks, Dud can't grow site because of its toxic reputation, can't figure out how to stop the attacks, has to rely on /baphomet/ for protection. He gets on the ethics cuck train to save his public image, starts locking himself up in the IRC and only communicates with /int/. He forms a perverse friendship with what would become Holla Forums. He becomes afraid of his userbase as the forces of Gamergate radicalize Holla Forums, further preventing growth. Dud begins to think Holla Forums's message of "freedom" can allow him to purge Holla Forums of extremism and jump-start user growth, his first target is Holla Forums. Dud runs off Holla Forums's original moderation and installs new mods who work under his thumb. Moderation disappears overnight. Dud plans the April anime raid with Holla Forums and Holla Forums's mods. Holla Forums's mods sit back and mock their users while Holla Forums runs shill disinfo inside the threads. Holla Forums destruction averted by Holla Forums userbase, Dud freaks out, throws Holla Forums under the bus and ceases to speak to Holla Forums users, locking himself up in the /irc/ permanently for fear of his fraud getting out and at that moment basically gives up on Holla Forums. Holla Forums tells all, becomes a terrorist group, dud allows them to run wild, as personal revenge against the userbase he despises (bc it prevents growth).

Dud creates /n/ as part of the anti-pol shill campaign, hoping to siphon off users from Holla Forums, goes on public anti-pol rant exactly similar to Moot's reasoning when he tried to create a news board and shutdown Holla Forums on 4chan. /n/ is immediately flooded with Holla Forums, Holla Forums and intl in a fight for Holla Forums's front page. Dud shits his pants and does nothing about this unexpected but obvious fuck up, further agitates drama on the website. Dud deletes /nnmodels/ in a moment of spite against another sect of extremism on 8can that hindered growth.

Meanwhile, the gamergate boards implode twice, dud shits his pants and does nothing to prevent catastrophe bc at this point he is beginning to hate Holla Forums. Allows the Holla Forums clique that is up his ass to install Acidcuck as the new gg head, who proceeds to totally ruin the gamergate movement on Holla Forums, shits his pants and does nothing about it, bc he is now an ethics cuck, hates Holla Forums and wants the "extremists" gone from the site, Acidcuck purging the anti-sjw wing of gamergate, redditizing Gamergate on Holla Forums.

Dud is a pill addict at this point in a 3rd world shithole. He hires Josh to fix the shit website that he is too lazy and intoxicated to fix, and he's emotionally surrendered anyway. The Next catastrophe begins. Dud ceases to exist, doesn't resurface until December when the next migrations fail. He shitcans /next/ and fires Josh, publicly apologizing to Holla Forums, promising to make amends by becoming the face of Holla Forums again and proposes VFEC (Vichan Front End Controller) as an experimental fix for Holla Forums's technical problems. Everyone gives him a second chance.

Dud then vanishes again, no one can find him, nothing on Twitter, no one can get a hold of him. Codemonkey comes in to save Holla Forums, actually fixes the website that Josh and Dud said could never be fixed. Josh was just using the predicament of Holla Forums for his own purposes, to shill himself and his software, which he couldn't finish anyway and became a drug addict himself with the dud in the process. Holla Forums shills and Holla Forums users rag the hell out of the dud in the Holla Forums fixyourshit threads, I personally make a post calling out the dud about his ip leaks of users for an interview that bedchan bro posts, he comes back in after months of another absence, cursing out Codemonkey in the thread and bitching about Holla Forums users. Codemonkey then shitcans

Jim here
Don't forget to buy LA world famous penis pumps

i understand your frustration

i don't know, I already have #BIGDICKPROBLEMS

Why don't you leave, OP?

Okay, newfag.

...

THIS
The cripple would shit this place up for lulz. He really did not give a fuck about the users.

Pedosympathizer lying for his "muh canaries!"

I used to be so hard on him, now I really miss him.

it was lassitude and incompetence more than vice. that and a thin skin.

Did you know before Holla Forums Hotwheels was brought in to fix Wizardchan?

He got a fat girlfriend and betrayed them, then started Holla Forums.

plenty of cripple porn online if you miss it. Don Turnip has a livestream himself on thegoldwater.com every tuesday, 6am Manilla. it's in collaboration with Racequeen and sponsored by our now patented, world-famous cocktrumps.

It still doesn't work, Ron the incompetent son.

Is this a Tumblr raid or just the mods?

It works better than it did when cripplekike and his pet autist were running things. Remember infinity next?

WTF are you on about?

MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS
MMMMOOOOOOODDDSS MMOOOODDDS MODS MODS MODS
MODS MAKE IT STOP PLS

look at this newfaggot pretending not to be one.
here it is, chronologically
your version didnt happen at the same space of time, get your shit together nigga

They are only here because they have no where else to go.
It must be sad being one of them.
Them feels.

They have massachan.

You are still a cuck no matter if this is deleted or not.

Sad little life.
So sad.

you forget the so-called vote on allowing pedos more than a single containment thread, tips fedora to free speech. immediately thereafter, they crawled into non-related threads to cry sjw tears about being a misunderstood minority. then came the jimmening.
isn't memory a bitch? we retain the events in life we can cope with and embellish the rest. isn't memory a stop loss, allowing us to live with our failures.

I knew Josh before he worked on Holla Forums and I assure he's a real coder. He's just a lazy sperg too retarded to admit when he makes a mistake.