Hey b i have a little child in my power

hey b i have a little child in my power
what i do?

Turn yourself in & maybe the police will go easy on you. Also, the parents are probably scared shitless.

Gotta poke it

teach (him/her) something cool, you're good at learning new things at that age so teach her how to be good at vidya games or teach her about dinosaurs or pirates.

Noob

Take the child Platonic thinking and metaphysics. Have her paint things as a creative outlet and give the child pen and paper.

Show I don't see a child.

Teach him utilitarianism

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Let it go if it's male, otherwise you should plow that cunny and then buy her some icecream before sending her home unharmed.

Lock it alone in a dark room with a computer that can't do anything except visit Holla Forums.

You fucking monster

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fake an ayy lmao encounter

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boy or girl?

put on hamster wheel, use energy produced from child labor to power electronics

then rape and kill

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Buy them a flamingo.

Teach it to be big boss and create your own country in Africa and make outer heaven real

Feed it coricidin tablets until something happens
Run like hell

an hiro yourself

How did it end?

Keep it secret and run

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Isn't this the same pervert who talked about sucking his dads dick the other day!!!??…

Provide love, support, education, food, medical care and entertainment until it reaches the age of majority and moves out.

I know that username.

You're a big faggot kprocd!

Fuck off pedosta

teach him about allah.

Help him do his homework and be patient if he don't understand.

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