Wake up

I would probably do the same, but damn you're wasting a great opportunity to shoot up a school or some shit. Just fill it with scarecrows and mannequins and away you go.

Collect paper books on farming, survival, and machine maintenance
Gather and practice with guns to fight off the feral dogs that will be coming for me in a matter of weeks. Also a full suit of body armor.
Learn how to synthesize the medicine that keeps me alive.
Collect long-lasting food
Learn how to maintain generators and other things I'll need
Move all my stuff to a place with a lot of biodiversity, where the new feral animals are likely to be balanced out by the existing wildlife
Set up a defensive camp there

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I don't know about you guys buy my fantasy is being able to stop time and everybody on earth
i'd just jerk off to any hot bitch I see in the street right in front of them and nobody would be able to do anything,
that or be invisible
imagine the posibilities.

Does this mean that electricity and the internet are off? If yes, go somewhere warm, spend about a week on a beach and then kill myself

Jerk off

Inbreeding can actually be beneficial in the long run.

You could better spend that time learning that your fears are the result of ignorance.

Grab my genitals and run around screaming

Depends. You would have to maintain the electricity by keeping the nuclear powerplants going, but that isn't realisitic. So you would probably have to put together many solar panels to keep the electricity going.
As for the internet, that would be easier. You would need to just ensure that the servers of the websites you like are on and running, and would have to map the IP addresses of the servers to your computer or device. You could keep everything connected with a widescale local network setup, or meshnet.

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Honestly depending on your local grid you should have power for anywhere between a day and a few months. It wouldn't be hard to steal enough solar panels, diesel and generators to last the rest of your life.

Completely wrong, now you need to provide power to locations all over the globe instead of just for yourself.

Masturbate

Wear women's clothes and enjoy anal masturbation.

Write down what happened. Explore the world in hopes of finding other survivors

Also jack off

Hang around for a while, go through people's homes to see what cool stuff I can find–hopefully drugs.
I'd probably kill myself shortly after the electricity went out.

why?

search for an animal to love and have sex with and get a small gun for safety and lunch a journey to explore the world

Take all the niggers as slaves.

celebrate

smok weed all day every day

fuck a horse

After a few good surogatic sex sessions, die of shame and lonelyness

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Well that depends I guess. If you want ALL of the internet then you would need global power. If you want a small scale internet, then your only going to need power for a couple place.

No matter how much redundancy you put in spinning hard drives will all die within 20 years, 30 if you're putting new ones online. Replace them and you've still got circuit boards that will die. And dust buildup. And occasional breaks in the fiber. Face it, you'll have to build your own local data center from specific, rare kinds of parts.

being invisible can be dangerous, whereas time stopping you can pretty much stop any accidental death or dangerous incidents before they happen

Raid pharmacies, make psychedelics, and try to enjoy myself until I go completely insane. Id probably turn to religion too because that's some magical shit and clearly you are special

Draw some shit and fap into the best palaces of the cities I guess

Also urbex

i honestly probably wouldn't notice for a couple of days

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damn, imagine that moment when you go outside to buy some food and you slowly réalise that everything is silent.

That would feel so great. Then I'd panic and find some sort of weapon as fast as possible, get back home and think nervously. Then I don't know, that's difficult to imagine how I'd react really.

Shitpost on the internet.

steal single player games, better pc parts and food

Of course you would. Nobody would be on Holla Forums.

Drink, smoke weed (probably head to a place where i can find weed easier), shoot guns for fun, eat high end food before it goes bad. Play around with real tanks, and burn down shit for fun.

Read a book

We should hang, bruh

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Honestly? I would be probably run and run, in panic, screaming, expecting someone to hear me.

After several days or weeks I'll start a garden. Maybe I'll decide to live in the main building of my ex-governement.
Next, I'll try to find a dog, or two To have someone to talk to. Chikens too, in order to have eggs.

I'll also try to find a realistic sex doll - one of those that cost 6000$.
I'd probably try to fuck a mare too. Equine pussies must feel good, but that's not a priority.

With time, if I didn't turn too insane yet, I'll write a book or something, about my life. How it was before, how it is now.

And I suppose the end would be suicide…

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Immediately start backing up as many website and downloading as much illegal contents as I can before the internet goes down from not being maintained.

But…there was time now… THERE WAS TIME!!!!

I would get a big pickup truck. Drive to Walmart and load up on water, canned food, camping gear, generator, gasoline cans, medicine, etc. Gorge myself on the last ice cream that I will ever eat. Fill up the gas cans at the station. Loot a gun store.

Drive south to where it's warmer and look for a rich farm. A plantation on the Mississippi River would be nice. Read books on gardening, farming, hunting, etc. Install solar panels. Get a Tesla electric car before all the gasoline goes bad.

I will find the best house or palace to live in then
Go to the stores and take everything I want:
cars,helicopters,submarines…etc
guns,swords…etc
food,drinks,drugs…etc
electronics.computers…etc

Then proceed to celebrate in a never ending party.

Walk around and collect all of the dogs I can before they starve to death. End up with a fuckhuge pack of dogs that will protect me, keep me warm, and help me kill game.

so, my chances of finding a women are still the same?

mod skyrim and play with vr.
nirn is my new reality

Probably just relocate me and my cat to a library. Nothing much would change,

if you could do it then, you can now too. You'll not magically gain technical expertise

half you killing yourself are acting like virtual reality isnt a thing, silly gooses

The witcher > TES

Even the greasiest neck beard has some hope of a better future.Hope kills.

i would go back to my spaceship and call the others to tell them that our plan has succeeded and WE can populate earth now

(((stupid humans)))

ayyyy lmao

I am a massive introvert: enjoy the ultimate quiet time.

Go back on runescape and have all the black drags to myself.

I'd go to military bases and search for hidden areas. See if that conspiracy theory of tunnel networks full of aliens is true.

Bitches will be your fuck buddies too.
Good plan.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… Ready or not, here I come!

Racing mad hard in city streets. Collect food. Read books and play video games. Go to amazon warehouse to get all games I am missing anther shit. Probably live in Florida or somewhere comfy where its nice all year round weather wise.

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start going into every house in my neighborhood looking threw all their stuff piecing together how the lived, then jack off with women panties, do this with every building until i die

Celebrate because all normalfags are finally dead

Explore everywhere and

or

i would love to find top secret documents

Oh fuck that's a really good idea.
I'd explore the fuck out of Area 51.

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If they were automated and automatically killed anybody who approaches, then how do government workers get there in the first place?
Also, tanks.
Nigger, if there's nobody around to stop you, you can just use a fucking tank to wreck that shit.

Are you incapable of understanding the concept of "being the last person on earth"?

I probably go door to door rescuing my neighbors pets, until I acquire an unmanageable zoo; ultimately, leading to my death when the animals riot and eat me because lack of food.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Sex with animals here I come.

Well, that and getting essential survival supplies, but if canned food didn't dissapear, I should be doing well for the first few years.

even if you could get past this shit, it probably means its literally fucking nothing. Also, have fun trying to get a tank to the lower, inaccessible areas. Real life isn't autismblox.

You sound like you know an awful lot about sekrit gubmint installations.
Do tell, I'm very curious.
That is assuming you're not an autist that thinks the US government is some sort of alien cover up with retardedly ridiculous tech.
I'm willing to bet the only reason Area 51 is nigh inaccessible is exclusively because of human intervention.
There may be automated shit, but there's no way it's some world ending shit like you seem to think it is.
Otherwise the government would be wanking off in front of the rest of the world about how powerful its alium technology is.

Every street is designated shitting street

Public masturbation and nudity is no longer illegal

Every car is mine

Every house is mine

Every thing is mine

No stupid human interactions any more

Time to play every video game and watch everything I want

Lock myself in a well lit safe house every night because the ghosts start getting to me

Die from lack of food

Oh well, was amazing while it lasted

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go outside and feed the crows

Have a jolly good time while I can – it won’t be long till all the good food is gone, and there’s only canned food left, and electricity goes out because there’s no one there to man and oversee the power stations, which would result in every nuclear power-plant to go Chernobyl before long.

go outside and feed the vultures

go outside and feed myself

Mentally ill or liberal?

Day 1:

Day 2-4:

Day 5-7:

Following few weeks:

Everything past that point is pretty predictable.

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Which one is it you lying contradictory piece of shit?

wait, you are one of them filthy humans too?

Same thing, different names.

N-n-no….

oh, i recall the extermination squad then

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Obviously.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

Good luck dealing with winter brah.

yes, and?

choose one

I probably wouldn't even notice.

research genetics until i can clone me a few females, then repopulate the earth with relevant sexual diversity

lol

everything would shut down within a week

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AHHAHHAHAHHA

Taking Inventory
Getting Wood
Benchmarking
Time to Mine!
Hot Topic
Acquire Hardware
Time to Farm!
Bake Bread
The Lie
Getting an Upgrade
Delicious Fish
On A Rail
Time to Strike!
Monster Hunter
Cow Tipper
When Pigs Fly
Sniper Duel
DIAMONDS!
We Need To Go Deeper
Return to Sender
Into Fire
Local Brewery
The End?
The End.
Enchanter
Overkill
Librarian
Adventuring Time
The Beginning?
The Beginning.
Beaconator
Repopulation
Diamonds to you!
Overpowered

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go steal a bunch of cool shit like guns and helicopters and declare myself king of Earth.

I'd probably pack my car with clean water, dry food, some guns, ammo, Xbow, basic cooking/survival gear, some warm clothes, etc necessities; and start driving my way south to a region where I wouldn't have to struggle with the difficulties of finding food during winter months before the gas pumps stopped working.

Get shelter, food and water sorted out, then find the sexiest animal around and start fucking them.

c'mon.. if you're going to spread my cancer do it right.

Go to MacDill AFB they have some AFV's most likely the .50 has ammo drive out and start shooting shit blowing up gas stations ect till i get bored,burn things,general chaos that kind of thing

Give the statue of liberty a facial.

Gather up hardcopies of all that since there would be no internet to stream from. Maybe even become extremely paranoid of creatures watching me since I'm all alone. That's enough to not want to deal with your scenario OP

Try to make myself undisappear.

That's all I got

I'd steal the declaration of independence

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Another image for my goverment to use against me when they look up my IP…

Wans't there just a law signed in that permits your overlords to monitor you at every turn?

goddamn I want to stuff my dick into her so bad

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yup, the ISPs record everything website we go to and everything we view or download and send that data to the government. ISPs also block certain websites like porn sites and pirating sites.

ignore my retardation

live as if the world is my own personal paradise for the rest of my life

you brits get so cucked by your government and nobody seems to complain
maybe the times to stay calm are over?

tell me about it, most people here don't even know what libertarian means nor do they understand the importance of privacy. I'm surrounded by wageslaves who praise Big Brother, how I yearn for revolution.

problem is also that other european leaders get stupid ideas by looking at what the uk does.

build a gun and start killing billybongs

shhh, you didn't hear it from me pal

Bomb NSA data centers, google, facebook, twitter, the doughnut, etc.
Get a ship and travel the seven seas matey
Get a load of weapons and just fire them at shit.

i know many people who do not care about their privacy. you have to steal their data and show them before they change their mind about it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Nicola_Hughes_and_Fiona_Bone

follow your dreams

I'd love to be a pirate, raising the black flag and fighting the rich. No rules, just rum and guns.

But some people never seem to learn that the state are the biggest crooks of them all.

Not good for publicity, if there is to revolution we must win the hearts of the people. There is no need to shoot a man when you have charm and influence, when the free rise up those cops will be shooting themselves.

Dear god I just realized what we need.
Britain needs Stormcloaks. Strong hearted freedom loving men and women who will liberate Britain from oppressive rule and dangerous outsiders. A war by the people for the people. The question is "who will be our Ulfric?"

probably find a car and go driving around the world, stopping in cities, drinking alone, doing any fun stuff can find and then move on

Its closer to 8

hes a retard

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There once was a french movie about this, with a cop and some thief… the cop started dialing every number in the phone book while the thief raced around in an F1 racecar

I cant find it tough any help?

Get Food supply, geiger counter, small arms, camara
Go all the places i'm normally not supposed to go. (Area 51, д-6, etc)
Watch the fuck out for the eventual meltdowns and blowouts of all nuclear power stations that dont have auto-safety shutdowns

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video games

You have three days at most: the fuel reserves of the backup power generators feeding the pumps of the cooling systems of nuclear plants worldwide
Ideally you find a sailboat ready to sail South with, as it will take time for northern hemisphere fallout (400 nuke plants) to fuckup the south
Then tsunamis, quakes, superstorms etc
Protip : this is our future for all of us, with the added hazard of population mayhems

What is there to do anymore Anons?
Society would be completely gone and there would be no purpose to do anything anymore.

Think about it; would you really be happy if there was no one else alive but you? All alone in this massive rock in space. I'd probably go insane in days. Yeah I can mask my faggot feelings with drugs and video games. But knowing that i'm literally the only person left would leave me with an empty feeling.

This

rejoice

find so he can fly me around

eh, better than nothing

food would be in cans and I could get a can opener so I'd be good for a long while, plus plenty of hygiene supplies

artificial womb technology isn't here yet

"Ils ne sont pas encore au point, mais nous y sommes presque."

we have some shit for it but it's not widely publicized, and it's not like I have any shortage of time to learn how to make one - popular science is already 2/3's of the way there: google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=artificial womb&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#channel=fs&tbm=nws&q= artificial womb

nice arabian vibe in the first vid reminded me of a cross between indiana jones and dark fantasy rpg games

read 8ch

underrated post

I'd do what many other anons posted, probably go steal some military vehicles and blow stuff up.
Then maybe set up some HAM radio equipment to auto transmit a recorded message, looking for survivors.

i would kill myself by eating my own turds

steal girls panties

Have sex with animals until I die

omg i wish that day comes so hard

i think i must make money and live in an island alone for the rest of my life

+1

Go back to sleep thenafter find a boat stock up and go for a voyage to the Caribbean

first, find a big, fertile field where i can start growing crops and raising animals for food. i'd probably only bother raising chickens because i like chicken and they're easy to manage. then get to work figuring out how electricity works so i can build a massive solar farm to generate electricity. and after that, basically spend the rest of my life playing every video game that has ever existed and watching every movie and tv show that was ever filmed.

maybe i'd eventually get to work on cloning new humans from any genetic material i'm able to find from sperm banks and/or blood banks (probably not blood banks since red blood cells don't have nuclei even though white blood cells do) but that would honestly be pretty low on the list. i don't like other people.

Live my life as always?

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Despair at first. Eat a lot of food. Walk arround. Hopefully I can drive cars. If not, find a bike and use it. Try to find a woman and repopulate Earth with her.

Pull the harddrives.

yeah isn't it just basically a day on a 50cc for 16 year olds?

only logical answer

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Travel to wine country and have myself a taste test.

this

Explore, enjoy having all the guns/drugs/cars/etc. I can find.

Oh boy, I sound like a nigger.

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Get drunk and listen to music alone in my apartment, like always.

fap

why the hell would you make a live-action spoof of a family guy joke? Black and white too, fucking hipsters.

>Drive to English Wal mart ASDA

Be thankful for keeping that SHTF guide. But besides that.

Craft makeshift weapons.
Find useable car and use it until another one is found.
Head to various malls located around my area and load up on the necessities and such.
Befriend possible canine to aid in search for food and shit as knowing my area fuckers still have their damn pets in the house and it's no fucking yorkies.
Scale the rest of the city and make multiple bases with reinforcement behind them as fuck that shit of lost supplies and gear.
Read up on Basic to Advanced Guides of Survival 101.
Of course get gains.
Leave guides and guestbooks if any other form of life drops on by (non)humanoid or some other shit.

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