AUTIST GIRLFRIEND: DATE EDITION

AUTIST GIRLFRIEND: DATE EDITION

So we went on our date.

Thanks goys. You've managed to make one autistic faggot fall in love with another.

Fuck off normalfag
I need a lover

Date a girl with literal autism. I've never been happier. We literally talked about Dragon Ball Theories for..at least 3 hours. Holla Forums got me a girlfriend so let them help you

Listen pal, If I could find one I would.

I literally can't find one and I'm not going to blow all of my money on college courses that I don't need as an excuse to look for one.

You better keep her around in order to vivisect her, user.
That will be a hands-on way to learn anatomy. Plus, think of the possibilities with her organs!

Hey man, if it helps we literally grew up together.
We grew up in the same "troubled kid" classes, our parents were friend etc, etc

I literally only got with her because my parents realise I have no fear, not in a "BADASSSS" way but my brain literally does not register the danger response at all Is that why I am here

user you'll find someone, I believe in you. You have this and I love you because you are my brother and most likely if you joined the chans in 2008, then we are brothers. I love you and if I knew you I'd set you up with a QT.

Yeah I went to about 30 different schools because my mom & dad fought all my life and kept breaking up, getting back together and then deciding to move somewhere again, so I never made any friends until way later in life, especially girl ones.

The one person I found and hit it off with ended up being too much of a hassle to put up with and we got in a fight and stopped being friends with benefits for 5-6 years. I finally started talking to her again I realized that she's still a hassle so I stopped caring.

I guess I love you in a brotherly way though 2006 semi-oldfag here

You fuckers will not survive the End.
Shame I won't be able to harvest your brains for observation.

you a fucking drongo mate?

Perhaps the End has already happened and we are already dead.

It's entirely the case. After all, the sense cannot be fully trusted (according the Classical Skeptics).
For all we know, the material universe as we perceive it could be some big illusion.
But hey, what do I know?

More than most but enough to not.

Tell me, anonymous acquaintance.
What school of philosophy do you find most sympathetic? That is, if you don't already adhere to a particular school?

Well, I'm pretty familiar with most of them, so I guess if I were to go about classifying myself I would have to fall into some category of Absurdism or another.

Respectable.
The ideas of Friedrich Nietzsche are intriguing to me, although it's a shame many people latch onto him without really understanding what he posited.
Classical Skepticism had me enthralled for a time, but mathematical truths are objective, so we can at least know that.

If I had to be pigeon-holed into a school, I'd probably fit in well with the Rationalists.

I was always interested in mathematics but I had to start avoiding the realm of absolutes after a bad acid trip.

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It was some RC stuff, not real LSD.

Even so, user.
That shouldn't deter you from seeking the Eternal Truth.

:^) I'm a mad cunt, eh?


It has m8, My name is Paimon.

ANONS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Seriously I'm not a ladies man do you legit want some help? I am here for you. In my eyes you are all my brothers and sisters and I love you all.

Vid related.

Why should I bother learning the ins and outs of normalfag social interaction in order to get some physical satisfaction? If I only wanted to get my dick wet, I'd travel to Nevada or Amsterdam and pay a hooker to do the job.
Unless you're referring to finding an equally autistic female, which in case would merely be a case of fucking myself (and one of me is enough as it is).

Because of love user, and I sincerely see you all as family and love you so…so fucking much.
Do you know what you've done? I jouned when I was a Clock Crew Member. Who the FUCK knows that term now?

You are my fucking family. I love you all. I love every single one of you and I want to help.

It didn't deter e from seeking truth, but it definitely helped me to understand I didn't find any!

What is love?
Can it be measured?
Can it be divided into different types? If so, what are they?
Is there an overall love? If so, what is its nature?

Drugs will do that, m8.

It is my peenus weenus of course.
Yes, easily.
Yes., Agape, Brotherly, Comradery, etc. I love you all.
Yes. It is the acceptance of a being fully.

Learn2philosophy fag.

And what do you base all of that on, user?
Surely you can extrapolate on what "acceptance of a being fully" entails.
How is love measured, then?

I base it all on peenus weenus of course

Now that is some sound philosophy, you little odious little ogre, you.

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the original hog's breath restaurant in airlie beach is fucking disgusting. it smells like a cheap pub and the floor is literally caked in crap. when i went in there my shoes actually stuck to the floor a little. tables are always sticky and they use empty beer bottles as salt shakers.
food is below McDonald's standard.
this is the one in the town where the founder and owner of the chain lives.


just wanted to get that off my chest. 1 star.

awwww

mebbe

Teach me OP

You know how rare that is, right?

Autism is a dude thing mostly.

Most autist look fugly.
Your gf is probably just on the spectrum and has assburgers

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sorry for derailing your thread into /fringe/ OP

I'm glad you found her. I need to find mine now.

Get in backpage and find an escort.

The Sky Queen will be angry.

Thank you OP, for the first time in a very long while I feel geuninely happy for somebody else. I'm not used to this feel.

There's plenty of teenage autist girls at animecons, not joking, those places full of them.

good luck with any of them kek
they've all got orbiters or cliques they're in precisely to curtail being hit on

BULLSHIT, last time I went to a local anime event I just hit on this 14 year (it's legal guys i swear) old girl in a frenchmaid costume in front of her friends, and I got her number, just be a fucking chad.

sadly after that she rejected my offer to took her on a date, she was a probably a bit scared and it probably didn't helped that i live in a different city q_q

She looks kinda like a mix of Ellie Kemper and that mouse girl from The Voices

that episode of dragon ball super last week was the single worst episode of anime i've ever watched
i'd rather they just started playing GT episodes and insisting it was super than watch Zamasu turn into the sky because ??????

Zeno-Chan was cute and Trunks seeing Gohan was feels worthy but I agree with the rest of it.

"I'M THE SKY NOW NIGGAS"

I don't go to animecons because I'm not a huge stupid normalfag.

I actually enjoy anime, I don't pretend to enjoy it.

they could've just sent trunks and mai to live with him instead
or better yet the evil containment wave could've just fucking worked
instead trunks got a moonlight greatsword, became a living spirit bomb that was somehow marginally stronger than ssb vegito, killed an immortal without any explanation, and then they made a total asspull that none of the main characters could deal with so they pressed a series of buttons that conveniently dealed with it

fuck you and fuck your success

fuk u

Well a larger autsimcon is a really good place to meet girls in my opinion. Ofc you can keep making excuses.

There are only 4 types of girls at anime cons.
1. fat cows
2. uggos
3. normalfags
4. actually good looking autistic girls who are taken by some cuck

No, there are only two types of girls.

1. domesticated
2. feral

Need to domesticate them while they are young, or they will always be dangerous, quasi-wild animals.

No there were plenty of single girl there, especially amont the younger ones 13-17, they usually get into anime because they are lonely and autistic. But if that's how you stand to things than you are gonna die alone q_q.

I've gotten so much farther than most of Holla Forums, yet I am still so far. Should I just get more friends who are very loyal to me (at least 1 would let me have sex with them despite not dating) and stop pursuing 'the one', or should I keep going after a specific girl?

All, I'm pretty sure, were autistic.

Take a hint stupid fuck. If I was that young I wouldn't have to go to stupid anime conventions to look for these sluts because I would still be in school. I am much older than 17.

Who? Gilbert? Could you please tell me about that user?

I want to blow my load inside an autistic grill uwu

Blow a load (of bullets) inside your head

wat o.o

Well I'm 22 and I don't think there's anything wrong with a little age gap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

But how old are you?

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FUCKING LOL

user you really should kill yourself. This girl has crippling autism and she BTFO's you in every single story you tell.

Hillary Clinton is good! Rolie Polie Olie taught me that!

But what about φίλος?

good goy

You guys are a bunch of faggots with your longing for interpersonal connections.

Fucking losers.

Sometimes I wish I could feel those feels.

Good luck Holla Forumsro. I hope she's the good type of autist that won't flip her shit when she's used to you.

It's so comfy to read about this, i wish you good luck OP, even if you're a faggot from 4chan standards

this tbh

Pics or any qualities she has is worthless

Link to full episode bls.

Update soon stalker. Big news.


I don't understand

I would kill to be in your shoes. Life without a gf sucks.

You're a fucking normie. Go die in an avalanche while masturbating to species of exotic aphids.

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This has gone to far Holla Forums, how can we make the Michelin man a trap? This trap meme needs to die!

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how old is she?
r u the nigger, who was asking if its illegal to fuck a retarded chick?

haha n'aw that's cute user.