What does Holla Forums put their cums on?

What does Holla Forums put their cums on?

I use kitchen paper because it is absorbent and it can hold more cums than toilet paper.

babywipes

I am also apart of the paper towel master race.

Everyone else is doing it wrong.

Just ordinary tissues. I've gotten depressingly good at wadding them up and tossing them into my garbage can from six feet away.

I have a special masturbation blanket that I dedicate to whenever I need to fap

I cum in my pants,what of it?

I used to have a ritual of cumming on the inside of my shirt and scraping it off with my teeth and eating it.

used to sleep in my cum filled bed sheets

breddy nutritious

breddy natural and convenient

the baby wipes guy is gay btw.
tell him to sodomize himself

Yup. If my little soldiers aren't going to knock up some bitch, why not recycle them?

eggsactly

sodomize yourself faggot.

i use old socks

i just waddle really quick to the kitchen trash before I cum. then i just cum in the trash.

My ex's favorite tshirt

My hand, the floor, and my boxers and one time my mouth

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In my wife's vagina .
Where else would I put it?

Comfy as fuck, I always sleep great after a self bukakke.

Her ass, titties, mouth, belly, ears, c'mon, you gotta be a little creative

your mom's face

im surprised im the only one who does this.

In my GF's mouth, asshole, condom when fucking her pussy since I don't want an user jr running around.

Get mad virgie scum

Is that a used Tampad?

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I squeeze my foreskin together at the top to form a pouch for the cum. Then run to the toilet and dump it.

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old shirt

Precisely four Brawny paper towels

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I hold my thighs together and cum just doesn't cum out

Do they have corrective surgery or something?

Trips confirm, autothigh sex is best sex

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this is also masturbator

Your mom…obviously.

Old cloths that I wont wear until they become firm.

You mean, your mom's hijab right, you dirty fucking sandnigger

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Why did we all do this when we were young? We weren't fooling anyone

Dat ass

i never did

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My hand or body. I then wash my hands or shower.

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I've lately been shooting my loads onto the carpet.
I fear that the continuation of this could make the floor/ceiling downstairs cave in, due to the amount of solidified cum trapped in the floor.
But, that's years from now, and possibly the next tenant's problem.

You'll make a crusty mark that will never go away and that's only from 2 weeks of doing it

Op's toothbrush.

a voice of experience speaks!

My own foreskin when I'm on the computer, then unload it in the bathroom think

Or directly in my bed at night.

when i was young and first learning to masturbate, i would just finish right onto the side of my pillow i never used, or later, on a fuzzy blanket i would wrap around the pillow.
these days i just finish on my hands or the floor without worrying about it in the moment and then clean up with tissues afterward.
i experimented with cumming in my own mouth and on my face during autofellatio, but i always felt like shit afterward so it wasn't worth it.

All these posters without a cum bottle.

I don't fucking get it. Just jack off into a toilet.

Bending your dick down like that isn't good for your boner.

You don't need to bend it down. Put the toilet seat up and cum in an arc with your dick upright. If you can aim worth a shit most of it should go in the bowl.

i eat my cum and ive been doing it since i was 13ish