I think Master Chief is a pretty cool person. He kills extraterrestrials and has no fear whatsoever

I think Master Chief is a pretty cool person. He kills extraterrestrials and has no fear whatsoever.

He fears me.

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He rescued Laura B from the 3d loli hating Covenant forces so i will always consider him a great man.
thank you John

As time goes on everything only gets worse.

How is she so cute, fuck

The slavs make pretty girls and it makes you wonder what went wrong with their gremlin looking men.

Cortana is best AI.
Halo 5 is such a fuckup that they even ruined her making her look like a bull dyke.
We need Halo 4 Cortana back in terms of looks.

That's awfully boastful.

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Wtf… she's a Slav?

I need to get better at identifying these things

You know its true, dont fight it


Thats a sexy mongoose

She is from either Ukraine or Russia.

there's a polandball comic that explains it pretty well

I didn't know that.

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Does anybody ITT even still play Halo?
I tried getting onto Halo 3 a while ago and it takes half an hour to find a match on the most popular playlists.
Guess ill have to stick with reach.

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that means extra anal probing for you op. i hope that's not what you intended with your post.

this is why no one likes pedos.
its not your fetish, its your complete lack of social skills…even for Holla Forums.

kys.

Maybe you should blame the mods or are you going to complain about the one user that posted an anime image to?
If it werent for me than this thread wouldve been dead days ago

pedoman saved yet another thread

So whats the problem?
Seemed like you just wanted to bitch about ebul pedos

i wasn't the one who wrote
i was just stepping by to shitpost a little

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Master Chief is a fag pizza spammer on Masterchan

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