Post ITT if you're an FBI agent

Post ITT if you're an FBI agent

Please stop pretending that we monitor everything in here, we have more important stuff going on.

I am FBI agent and so is wife

>>>/fbi/

muldamehd?

I work closely with Jim, Ron, Fred and a couple others. They're very helpful and made sure data doesn't disappear, even if it's "deleted".

Sorry agent but this thread is now under NSA jurisdiction.

Jeff?

Psh, I work for Hillary so get lost.

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Yes, going for lunch.

you're supposed not to tell anyone, you stupid idiot.

Haha faggot, I work for Trump now. We get to waterboard and execute families, it's sweet as.

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wait…

the FBI use Holla Forums?
WTF?

It could be a troll, calm down.

no i checked. it is jeff.

A real FBI agent would say I'm going for REDACTED

Good work

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You're a bunch of amateurs and traitors. Go suck Putin some more!

Yeah, take a hike. This thread is Bureau territory.
And stay off of our parking lot!

Sorry agent but this thread is now under CIA jurisdiction.

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no.

im a big guy

yeah right. prove it

Hi there.

i'm cia

checkem

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Oh nice. He's got a receding hairline but he looks nice with an undercut. Maybe I'll have to get that haircut. My hairline is receding.

do not do

H-hey…I-Im telling on you guys for blowing your cover

No, I'm CIA.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

i will not

Just move along, sir! You are wasting both of our time. There is absolutely nothing at all to see here.

user are you threatening me?

No time stamp.
Sad!


I'm totes not fbi dude.