Minor sex

Im going to have sex with a cute blonde 9th grader tonight, tips or thoughts?

tip: stop posting about it on a board monitored by the FBI

Just enjoy that tight little hole.
High five!

Remember to bring tons of lube to prison, cause you're gonna get cornholed

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I commend you brethren

minor is referring to your size?

You're going to the pokey,faggot

She must be a dumb bitch or a nigger…17 in the 9th grade?
Good job Op, you should really show her by getting her pregnant..that will teach the dumb bitch

This is a ruse. OP is also in the ninth grade

Bring a condom.
Make sure it's a good brand.
Don't get her pregnant.
Don't leave the girl by herself with a baby.
Don't be a nigger.

Please follow these instructions very carefully before you meet, I'm sure it will brighten her day.

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dont forget to bring a towel

lmfao, only monitored

Fuck off, faggot.

Remember if to say you want to remain silent. The police can come back and try and question you again every 2 hours. So make sure you ask for a lawyer even if you don't have one. This stops them from trying to question you nor can they come back again and ask if you'd like to talk to them

Ehem…

exactly

I had a 20 year old in my freshman class. He got out of Juvie and went back to school instead of getting a GED.

Prime example of what being around niggers will get you

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no one outside of America knows what you mean when you say that.

no one outside of America matters.

but you're of european blood.

Or are you a niggernative?

Although she will probably be very wet you should bring lube. She might still be very tight and she will complain about hurting.

Go slow, outside and inside. Give her time to study what she's been dreaming off. If she's a virgin it will be her first dick.

Throw her a curve ball and stick it in her ass haha

In some countries 9th graders are legal game.

OP, too bad you aren't the Clintons or their associates. You'd get away free and clear

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OP is probably also a minor or trolling.

Since it's obviously your first time OP, remember to go slow and let her enjoy it too or else she won't have sex with you again. Try not to be a bitch though, constantly acting unsure of what you should do is a pretty solid turn off. Here is a general guide on how not to totally suck your first few times in bed.

The clit is the main focus here, the pussy lips second (they tend to care more about wide dicks than long ones because the majority of the nerves for her are in the clit, G-spot (just a few inches inside and up on the "ceiling" of the vagina), and in and around the entrance area itself. Nerve density drops as you go further in so while deep penetration helps, it should be done in combination with stimulating those areas. TRIM AND SMOOTH YOUR FINGERNAILS AND WASH YOUR HANDS, DICK AND GENERALLY JUST YOUR WHOLE BODY. Jagged nails painfully scrape skin while fingering and touching. Dirt causes irritation and smelliness causes a general turn off. Use deodorant on your stinky spots (except anything you plan to put inside her, just soap and water that shit good because chemicals in a pussy rarely are good for the pussy unless they are designed to go in there specifically)

Also, it's ok to go slow. DO NOT JUST PISTON THE FUCK OUT OF HER AND CUM IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS. Go a nice steady pace with a few occasional bursts of speed to mix things up. If you feel close, back off in speed until you can cool down (even if that means stopping completely) and give her a nice rub on the top of her pussy on and around her clit. Be sure to give some rubs, strokes or gentle gropes with your off hand as well and use your lips to kiss and nibble on her face. Teeth should be avoided until you are confident she likes that kind of play. Anything that could be remotely painful (slaps, nips, pinches, prodding with fingers, scratches) should be done lightly and sparingly as well. IT IS GENERALLY BEST TO JUST AVOID OBVIOUSLY PAINFUL STUFF UNTIL YOU KNOW SHE LIKES IT ROUGHER.

Reread this a few times until it sticks and hope you can recall half of it in the heat of the moment because the sight alone of a naked girl willingly letting you have sex with her will likely drain the blood and common sense right out of your brain. The pussy will feel amazing and you will probably blank out at some point about most of what I just told you so your only hope is to be prepared to catch yourself and know that sex doesn't usually happen again if you don't do it right.

Also remember your condom, because bitches be looking for baby daddies in this fucked up day and age.

What is another country?

What relevance could that question possibly have.

9th graders here are 10-13, american system is a year or two off so she should be about 12-15 not 17
Redoing if you fail 2-5 years in a normal school system you would either get kicked out or put into a retard course
Op's beau is either an retarded ultra-stacy or literally retarded
Good luck OP, ya dun goofed

He was actually a racist white kid. Big fan of Gwar. Would probably be a ICP fan if he grew up a few years later. That sort of kid. You know the kind. The ones who hate niggers, but still emulate them. He sold Tylenol Pm's to younger kids as Quaaludes for $10/pop.

It's like you don't even want to be a God of Fuck.

this

What OP does is normal and legal.

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What's wrong with the perfect argument?