Crippling Depression/Anxiety

Its getting to the point I want to off myself more and more each day. Any advice? I really dont want to have to come to that. But its getting worse. Im so depressed it discomforts me physically

And also, Im so unmotivated I dont want to ge a job. Sorry, Im kinda drunk atm

You should really take up the hobby of bottoming for well endowed niggers. Do it bareback only. Only other solution for you is gonna be suicide.

Im a virgin and cant get lucky with women. What makes you expect I can with men

stop choosing to be depressed you attention seeking faggot

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Find a good frisky stray dog and stick your dick in it. Bonus points if you do it at the elementary school playground

Nice bait. I was diagnosed with major depressive disorder which is incurable, only copable. Ive been through drug addiction, self harm, and suicidal ideation. If I could choose to not be depressed, I'd of done it already

Gotta quit whining. Go outside and suck some nigger dick bro. You will feel better after your full of spook cum

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I miss when there was more than one user making these threads.

Smoke a little dmt, it makes your flaws painfully obvious. Then dont fucking forget to remember to change you lazy potato.

Any sort of diagnosis involving depression is complete bullshit. The only reason you're depressed is because you are convincingly yourself that you're depressed, and because of insecurities you choose to stay depressed.

If you're not chijo i dont know who is

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The Op is a weak fag. He can't even get a nigger to buttfuck and niggers fuck anything.
Somebody help him with his well deserved suicide

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How about solving the real problems? What are they? No friends, poorfag, hated by Holla Forums?

Ridiculous amounts of debt, no car or ride to work, I never get out and when I do I just want to go home. Cant find a job, cant seem to be happy without drugs, its a lot really

Im going to end up like pic related

Being told you have depression just let's you use it as an excuse for not doing anything about it. I had it, I still kinda do and I very likely will slip back into depressive states throughout my life. So while it may be true that I will always have it, it's not a constant state of how I will always feel. Currently I struggle to empathize with your situation entirely, it's very hard to truly empathize with someone in a depressive state when you aren't also in such a state, even if you've been through that state many times in the past. The problem is this goes both ways and when you're in such a depressed state you can barely even comprehend the idea of not being depressed and that can really fuck you over.

You are going to have go through some self improvement if you want this to go away, and it's not as simple as choosing to not be depressed. What exactly you will have to do I can't actually know, everyone is different in that regards. But setting short/mid/long term goals can definitely help and eventually you will want to somehow find a purpose or something you can value over your life other than distractions like drugs/media etc. If you eventually start feeling somewhat better then you will probably want to slowly taper off taking antidepressants if you're on them, as much as they help you deal with depressive thoughts, they fill you with apathy which leads you into staying in a state of depression (at least from my experience with them), something that makes it "okay" to sit at home all day isn't going to help you get out of the problem with sitting at home all day.

Also you will fail a lot in trying to "fix" yourself and learning to deal with these failures and not using them as a reason to "relapse" is all part of the process.

Stick you cock in a meat grinder. Then your dickless ass will have something to be depressed about lol

Grow up nigger, we all have problems. Man the fuck up

Same user here, you may not actually need to go through this step but it helped with me. I found an ideology, others use religion/family/friends/community.

This step may not be needed, but having a "cause" is pretty great when you find one.

Solve the problems in your life.

Jesus loves you user. Cry out to him for help!
We love you too, we all come to these boards for common ground!

How can Jesus love him? He's a dead corpse in the ground. Jesus is a fairy tale like Santa. You religious niggers are suckers

maybe someone closer to where you are knows more?

I'm suspicious of anyone claiming happiness exits. Usually it's used in contexts like going out, to convince you that you're having fun even though you know you're not. Don't be concerned with what others think it's best for you (me included), but remember that finding a job and having fun is(?) in your own self interest and others are only useful insofar as they help you.

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Kratom, squelched my similar stats. Or just go to another country and lock yourself in fight or flight mode, but not here, we're full.

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Start working out, drink protein shakes after the workout, take vitamins and only fap to porn 2 times a day. It's a regiment that I just made up based on my own. Good luck.

I used to be a meth addict, take it for what it's worth.

I got heavily addicted to speed as well

I've already hit that point OP. My only advice is to do your research before you an hiro so you don't fail and survive as a cripple.

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keep good hygiene, always shower after you fap and every morning.
shave every 3 days at most.
organize your clothes and keep them clean.
get any job.

and remember, we love you user

just make a sissy post on craigslist and your inbox will be flooded with niggers

Where do drunks get there money?

Im not an alcoholic, but I steal it from my mom's room. I just take a few shots out and she never notices

this. cum is free and your mom gets more than enough. drink her stash.

I sure wish fuckin normal faggots would leave.

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Holy shit thats basically me

Im not normal by any means whatsoever

How about the means in the post described in the post? Or would you consider it abnormal to at some time been happy while sober. Because it seems pretty fucking normal to me. Fucking normal faggot who also lies.