How would like to taste her muffins?

How would like to taste her muffins?

How would you like to have a seat?

As long as they're not the ones where you think it has chocolate chips but when you bite into it it's fruit and not even nice fruit. Fucking hate that shit, fruit muffins are a scam.

They're blueberry muffins.

They'll be ready in about ten years

I'd rather eat rocks

No you wouldn't rather eat rocks.

What did he mean by this?

FATTY

The muffins look good. If you don't like eating muffs, that's your choice. This thread is for those that do.

What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this!

I'd like to taste her muffins

What did you mean by this?

I think he meant that he wanted to muff dive on her

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I bet those have pulverized glass in them so you die a painful death with inner bleedings and nobody can help you while she laughs her ass off about you

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Get fucked.

too old

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