Left or right?

Which side do you prefer? And why?

tits or GTFO

Was OP claiming to be a girl?
Right. Skinnier is better.

Doesn't matter. Tits or GTFO.

:(

well the lighting and resolution is much better on the right.
also hardwood > shitty carpet any day

Right has better skin.

Nigger

where did everything go so wrong?
left one is better since you can grab her by her fat sides while pounding her anally.

Left

Right.
Because the left is suicidal.

Left.

Door.

those results can be explained with prejudice towrads homos 18 years ago. Homos broke up with spouses, got welfare, cuz single parent…

I'd prefer left as a fwb but right as gf/wife.

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Lesbians are all fuck ups. Gay men can be okay.

Both are shit
I would not touch them

left

bump

Both of them equally the same

Left. The only reason I can really put into words is.. I feel more carnal towards that one. Like the sweat and warmth would be overflowing into ecstasy.

But YMMV

no

whichever one would touch me

but she has no tits

I like both

...

Left

Right. Cause a woman who doesn't look after herself probably won't look after you (well not in my experience).