Back in college (I graduated like 2 years ago) I was a sperm donor for 8 months or so. It was a sweet deal; I got like $600 bucks a month to come in and jack off a couple times a week.
Well on a whim I decided to do a bit of research and, long story short, I just found out that I have at least two kids by different women. I say "at least" because these are just the ones who posted online to find siblings. There might be more who didn't. They don't know who I am (although my kids can theoretically find out when they turn 18).
I knew this was likely to happen (duh, that's what sperm is for), but it's still crazy as fuck to me. My heart is beating really fast. I think I need a drink.
Matthew Scott
600 BUCKS
where the fuck do I sign up
Juan Johnson
Pretty sure you need chad-like genetics.
Nicholas Clark
I have chad like genetics
Parker Harris
Sperm bank I guess then. What's the process like, OP?
Jordan Sullivan
Yeah even though I have kind of a degenerate personality (obviously, why else would I be here) I am blessed with a chad-bod and zero genetic defects. But if you're tall, attractive, and in good health you might as well apply.
Jeremiah Rogers
It's pretty rigorous. They have a lot of paperwork and a medical test battery before you start, and they made me do regular medical testing (with blood tests and stuff). No illegal drugs or anything allowed. That's why I stopped doing it.
Adam Nguyen
How do you know they're your kids?
Jackson Rogers
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Alexander Hernandez
Without getting into specifics, I was able to compare the descriptions they used with my own and rule out other people.
Ryan Gray
Well man, Theres a connection to your children. Rather then it slowly develop over a few years, You're hit with it all at once.
Have your drink, And think about weither or not you want this to be relevant or not.
Hudson Richardson
Literally who cares. Fuck them. Literally.
Camden Myers
I don't think I'll be fucked up over this or anything. It just took me by surprise. As a young guy with no plans to raise children of my own any time soon, it's super weird to think that, technically speaking, I already do have children.
Aiden Robinson
How old are they now?
Jeremiah Ortiz
I don't know. They'd be around or under 2 years old. I'm not going to try and identify them further or anything, there's no way that's a good idea.
Ian Cox
Post pics of your dick.
Lucas Russell
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Gabriel Reed
Do they look like you? Are they cute? Not in a weird pedo way though, this is Holla Forums after all
Jacob Gonzalez
Don't know, no pictures. While I'm tempted to look for some, that would probably involve trying to find out names and stuff, which I'm not comfortable with.
Thomas Howard
Also, I forgot, in some countries they can't legally pay you. So make sure you check on that
James Moore
so you spawned fatherless children to insane single mom feminists or worse, dyke types GJ nigger way to ruin your genetic line think of those children looking for a dad probably not knowing it was a fuckup students whacking off in a tube twice a week what a misery op how could you
Luis Phillips
lol I wish this was my dad, I could forgive him for everything if this was the case.
Christopher Rivera
genetically - u won. U reprooduced, your genes live on.
Noah Cook
Who gives a fuck, bloke got cash for giving handy for himself. Not someone elses, now that would be gay. And gay is bad, mkay?
John Green
You need to assess your life, friendo.
Samuel Hill
But being gay doesn't produce a bunch of kids for stronk indepentant wymnz.
Gabriel Morris
Thats some heavy implying right there Not even angry, just sad he couldn't be there. If he suddenly popped up today would play definitely chill just for conceiving me.
Sebastian Adams
ds
James Thompson
Unless you are a fag cum donor (given that no AIDS). Now thats fucked up genes for strong womymz