Kek vs. Jesus

The single biggest reason why Kek is an objectively better God than Jesus Christ is that Kek is a frog while Jesus is a Jew. Allow me to explain.

KEK in his simplest biological form is a frog therefore there will always be an element of philofrogism to kekism. Likewise, Jesus Christ, being a biological Jew will always lend an element of philosemitism to Christianity. These elements of philosemitism and philofrogism cannot be removed because they are permanently attached to the core identity of each deity on a physical, biological level.

Frogs are an objectively better animal than Jews in many ways. Here are a few examples of this. Frogs do not create lies. Frogs are incapable of speech therefore they can never lie to you because they cannot physically communicate with humans.

Jews however are massive liars by nature.

Frogs can physically evolve from a tadpole that breathes underwater to a frog that hops across land. Frogs eat bugs and frogs will piss on you if you pick them up. Frogs sometimes bite but it doesn't hurt. Frogs are generally friendly animals. A society that is full of frogs is relatively peaceful because frogs do not subvert societies by nature.

Jews however do not evolve. They can not breathe underwater at any time and because they are physically inept, they cannot hop very well either. Jews do not generally eat bugs because they are too pretentious. If you pick up a Jew he will sue you. If a Jew bites you it will hurt and possibly cause infection. Jews are rude and unfriendly. A society that is full of Jews will be inevitibly subverted because Jews are subversive by nature.

There are many other reasons why frogs and therefore KEK is better than any Jewish God. Thank you.

Most autistic thing I've seen all day

sage

The most anti-semitic thing Jesus did was come back to life. What, did you kikes think that you could kill God Himself?

Not an argument. Frogs are objectively better to worship than Jews.

Why must it be Kek vs Jesus?

Why not appeal to both powers? Sure, Jesus said to worship one God and one God alone, but if we acknowledge that the aether is beholden to many spiritual divinities, would it not be possible to have some folks pray to God, while others pray to Kek, and those two groups of people still be allies?

That's possible. It's still dangerous to revere any Jew including Jesus though. It always leads to Jews sneaking in.

— Exodus 8:1–4

No need to elaborate, OP. That comparison speaks for itself.

Nothing like a good ol' shitpost.

See, Jews hate Kek because their book says to hate frogs.

Because (((Jesus)))

Das why!

christians will be hanged on the day of the rope

We don't need to appeal to Jews. Also kek is the enemy of (((Jesus)))

Christianity is a quite anti-semetic meme


"Godfrey of Bouillon himself had vowed that he would not set out for the Crusade until he had avenged the crucifixion by spilling the blood of the Jews, declaring that he could not tolerate that even one man calling himself a Jew should continue to live."

But Christianity, like everything else today, is under subversion by kikes. So what do you expect?

Nah, Christianity is just destructive in general, much like Islam is. Meaning: It was born out of Juadism, which is a destructive religion. Even the Jews have stories of their god causing foreigners to defeat them. Anything born out of the Jewish faith, seems to be bad.

But it was born out of hatred for the jews. And jews hate Christians.

Christianity always has a philosemitic undertone even when it has an antisemitic overtone. Philofrogism on the other hand is antisemitic because Jews hate nature and frogs.

Nah, Jesus was a Jew bro. And he said he didn't come to abolish the law of the Jews, but to fulfill it.

Here is how it works: Jews are mostly hated by the world, then whites follow Christianity, and are mostly hated by the world. It's the religion bro. It's god causes shit.

Fuck off, the universe is a Christian board.

Also, most Christians create memes worshiping the Jew and Israel. Christianity was created to make whites lose their gods which protect them, and direct their time praising the God of the Jews, which gives the Jews magic.

Then why is the world turning Islamic? If anything it's a Muslim universe.

This is not a numbers game. Whites are themselves outnumbered.

Enjoy Your reward

Yeah, but they hate kikes for killing Jesus, and they BTFO jews and muslims by stealing Jerusalem and surround territories.

Here we go with the pagans

The Jews are beating you in with the stick/hell, while keeping the carrot/heaven for the good goyim to believe in. You've been tricked. Good luck trying to escape that matrix.

Jesus was a more beloved kike? Who cares. You have no point.

All that went out the window a long time ago. Now christians fall over themselves to lick kike boots. It is disgusting and pathetic to see cuckstians worship a bunch of slimy ratlings who despise them.

Praise Kek.

Cuckstainity is pozzed lies to control the goyim.

How do we save whites infected by the Jewish virus/Christianity, since most cannot get free.

Considering there are less the a billion whites in the world it's safe to say Christianity is not a white religion

The skinny of it is that whomever saves the West gets to be worshiped.

Praise kek, down with the christkikes!

Sage

Islam follows closely at 1.6 billion.
Once they are a majority in our countries you can say goodbye to cuckstianism.

Also, a race war in the name of a frog god would be kek-worthy for ages to come.
Our descendants will struggle to understand how the fuck it all happened.

Jesus wasn't Jewish. Your autistic rant is moot, and your shitposting skills are low.

Filtered + Reported

Jesus is biologically a Jew.

Here we go again…

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Jesus the man is irrelevant.

Falling for a shitty slide thread/D&C

Holla Forumss losing its edge

Seriously, Christianity and The Desert Trilogy are fucking cancer, but this whole "kek" stuff is ultimate autism and retardation.
The frog's name isn't even kek, it's Pepe.

Almost certain they are shills getting shilly with further shills.