I need a normalfag to help me figure this shit out

I need a normalfag to help me figure this shit out.
Two guys and a girl are living together. The two guys are best friends, and the girl is the girlfriend one of them. In your experience, will she try to sleep with the other one eventually?
I think a girl is up to something and I am too much of an autist to figure out if this is something that happen among normies all the time or what. I like living here. Just moved out.

I mean, it COULD happen, but I wouldn't get your hopes up. I would say, unless they approach you and explicitly ask you to engage in sexy time with the girl, you should hold your tongue. It sounds like you have a good thing going for you and it'd be a shame to ruin it over getting your dick wet.

Thats the thing. I don't wanna fuck her.

At least one is considering it, but given enough time they'd stop thinking about poking each other. If they aren't doing it now then they never will, op.

t. I cohabitated with a lot of horny freaks as a teenager.

So you mean the odds in fact decrease with time?

Basically. but there's always the chance someone could have a change of heart.

Your fag self should focus on fucking him not her. Shit stained dick always smells better than pussy

do you look like a bitch?

what does that have to do with this?

Good, because if you're that awkward that you have to ask this board for help then she probably thinks you're her boyfriend's super awkward roommate, and she'll cheat with his best friend, or the guy down the hall, or…

Unless she's super into that, and already waaaay into you, but that's unlikely unless your roommate is a lot like you, or she has some hidden fetish that is impossible for you to know about.

Your odds don't really change over time. Either you're an eligible target during a crisis, or you're not. It's impossible to know. If asked, she would never admit to it. No matter who did the asking. Few exceptions to that, but in general you can never know if she'd be seriously interested. Sometimes interests change, but usually not. No way to predict this, either. Also, she's either a cheating whore who already has some other guy on the side, or she won't cheat unless her relationship is on the rocks. Or she might be one of the few people who has the willpower to not have sex with someone just because her relationship hits a rough patch.

Just be on the lookout for signs of flirtation. If it feels like you're a character in a porn film, or erotic story, then that's a warning sign. If she "accidentally" walks through your place naked or barely covered… if she "forgets" a pair of panties in a place where you'll find them… little things like that… that might indicate she's trying to seduce you.

Otherwise, probably best to assume not. If you don't want to bang her, then acting oblivious will keep even the most determined girls away.

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In my experience she'll only do that if she's a drama queen

I am his best friend :_:


So basically this whole thing started because she started talking to me about her sex life without me ever asking. Being the fucking autist that I am didn't know what the fuck is that supposed to mean. I never acted friendly towards her and the whole thing was rather unconfortable to go through.

I got this so fucking covered, All those years watching those chinese cartoons will finally pay off.

PICS

What's the pun in that picture?

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no pun, just chinese google translations and touhou pics to match

Bros before hoes you worthless worm.

trying to defuse this before I have to move out.

Could be that she's hitting on you. Could also be that she's a fucking autist and she doesn't understand that telling a dude about your sex life comes across really fucking weird.

Sauce: buddy of mine had the girl who was a fucking autist.

Bourgeois scum!

Then don't. Take control of your cock. Find your own qt. Don't cuck your roommate. Be a bro. It will not end well if you do start.

Watch thru their window