My number one goal in life at this very moment if to procure a relationship with a weeaboo girl where I suck her...

My number one goal in life at this very moment if to procure a relationship with a weeaboo girl where I suck her toes/massage her feet while she watches anime.

I need advice on making this happen. Here's my stats:

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Over for you already
Weebs don't want spics. They want whites, azns, and for some reason occasionally niggers.
You have to go back

you sound incredibly evil

Argentinian is close enough to Mexican, right?

What makes you say that my soon to be deported friend?

I'm not illegal you moron.

can't fault you for ambition, slavesan.
if i were a weebgrill, you could at least mop my floors and sleep in the poolhouse during the cold weather. after a few years, my grandma would suck your shriveled fingers back to life and i'd sell you on for fertilizer.

And?

edgy. Classic Holla Forums, don't change.

And you're a memeing shitbird.

Feel free to cry on the boat back.

Bet you voted Hillary, Pablo.

Nope. Trump.

Dude.

Me gusta gary johnson

Please tell me you're joking. US and Mexico share an ocean as well.

You're trying really hard today user. Try Omega-3

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

are you using rubberdomes? If you switch to a mech board you can probably get 140+

keep lurking, if you don't develop a sense of humor while lurking imageboard then something is wrong with you.

I don't believe you, anchor baby.

I don't have a mech. keyboard.


Normalfags don't laugh at imageboard humor

Grow a pair, Carlos. If you can't handle bantz you should be deported for real.

pick one

You said funny, not normafag "funny"

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Being funny is a skill. A skill you chose not to learn. Kill yourself.

Well I would learn it if I knew where to start.

It's achievable.

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One or both of those have penises.

Source?

your goal is pretty shitty, and this is coming from a guy who goal is to find the balls to kill himself

My friend. Are you serious?

Because if you are you can have the tools to get this girl. Watch this vid absorb it and pirate his book (about 300 pages).

(youtube.com/watch?v=7DrMNPCyb58&t)

Also you don't get +4 dex for having two feats of minor hand skill. Unless you can flip around and move like liquid lightning you get +1 dex from that tops.

bump

Wow, really? You too?

I guess that isn't really my main goal right now but it's up there, and has been my main goal for years at a time.

Some do. Some colegues at work laught at me jokes, and those who say i 'thats disgusting, ew' with smug face on… Well, fuck them.

You need to return to your place of origin, paco.

IF YOU AINT WHITE, IT AINT RIGHT

It was b8 from the start.

ITT: Holla Forums being cancer

Are you straight from the Iberian Peninsula?

is this some sort of response by Holla Forums to the successful mgtow thread on this board

Boy that takes me back.

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