Female thread

GIRLS ONLY
NO BOYS ALLOWED

post yfw daddy trump won

Hello iz dis were all de defendles german womend ar :DD

nao :DDD

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Hi where are teh discussions aboud finlan? :DDD

all women are attention whores, prove me wrong

Every time I give a woman attention they don't want it.

There. proven wrong.

they want a chads attention, but they advertise themselves to everyone.

that's just because you gave your dick-end to Zog. attend to grills fully and you'll get no grief.

why don't you just say rape them

git out fuccbois

LOST

make me

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u haz benis? :DDDD and womend??? XDDDDDDDDDDDD

fugg off faget :DDDDD u haz small tesitcle :DDDD and your degeneracy :DD
ur burnd in hell :DDDD and satan burnd your benis off for edernidty :DDDDD

good luck assignign XX to XY u faget :DD
your gay as a dysnomia XDDXDXDXDDD beace :DDD

out fuccboi

a nigger too, I see

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Attention whoring: The post.

no

I, too, are a woman

I are girl

puffy vagina

I once used a newborn baby as a sockpuppet with my arm up her ass.

Does that make me part female?

Yes

t. man

I am a boy
Please don't rape me, ladies.

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what if I have a feminine penis?

Quick! Rape him!

(　ﾟДﾟ)＜ Stop! I don't want to witness a raping and I don't recommend doing this!!

We will disregard your recommendation and proceed with the forceful rape anyway!

P-please ladies! Don't rape me, I probably won't like it!

I hope you like weird stuff put in your butt.

Oh no! Anywhere but my butt. I poop from there!

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Oops, meant for this

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Scene is dead… :'(

Did this become a white-trash-whores-thread all of a sudden?

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I really want to be a chick. Does that count?

I just haven't gone to a therapist yet for 'mones

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ALL
NORMIES
MUST
LEAVE

(°ㅂ° )~*…*
This is my first time witnessing a rape over a computer screen. *…*~( ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ( ˘ ³˘(╥﹏╥)~*I don't like weird stuff in my butt* (っ˘ڡ˘ς)~*I just think he's being a baby…*

NORMIES GTFO
Is he cute?

Tits or GTFO

Dudebro what?

Post tits faggot.

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He's from Arizona, and he has a really nice voice.
I probably look like a total hypocrite with him since he's half asian I loathe what the Chinese are doing to our country, but he's got an English name and he's slightly buff unlike them :P

He's a hobbyist writer which I think is pretty cute! owo

Though he gets grouchy at me sometimes when we play together, I'm bad at Terraria so I'm constantly weighing him down but I'm Ring Runner's second best active player so I have to feign incompetence for him to not feel useless.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NORMIES

Normies GTFO!
Is it true what they say about asian penises?

Nah, it's a nice length!
Around 6 inches.
I'd post it, but this is a new computer bought with insurance since Lenovo makes crappy computers.

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That's about average, actually.

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Hey niggas can In join in?

benis

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hey boys, wanna fug? here's my number
(850) 776-4293

pfffffffftt, no girls on the internet, this thread is fake and gay.

Hey! I'm a girl!

Tidds or GTFUGG OW!

U WANNA HAVE A BAD SPAGHETTI??

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Who here is actually a girl? Take a lightly clothed picture and a timestamp with Holla Forums Holla Forums 11/18/2016 over your face, and tits are optional.

hey lesbo gurls, anybody wanna come to camp with me?

(Checked)

i think there are man in this thread right now

nice meme faggot

penis

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Femmes have a very hard time imagining the trivial things they do that can make guys hard.
I had a friend explain a few to me & I was surprised to say at least.

For example
1. Remnants of bodily heat. If a guy takes the seat that you just had, him feeling the low heat of where you just sat can make him hard. Weird!

2. Anxiety surrounding your relationship.
If you express worry about your relationship status & act in a jealous manner, they can get really turned on. Wat…?

3. Peeing with the door open.
Couldn't get much details about this one haha. If a penis-wielder peed with the door open I'd be grossed out.

So guys, take a moment to explain those seemingly random stuff we so, that makes your flaccid flip-flop into a pulsating iron of love.

First of all she will get errors for not using "=="'s instead of "=".
Second, why would she just print "Block"?

1. Guys like to touch girls because they are soft and warm. The heat let's us imagine we are touching you, feeling your warmth, etc.

2. Anxiety around the relationship shows that you care and are a bit jealous. Too much jealousy is bad but a bit is good, it shows us we are not easliy replaced lmao and valued.

3. Pee comes out near the pussy and we want to get at your pussy. Even just to look. This one is a bit weird and might be tied into a specific piss fetish. But not too weird.

Also tits or GTFO, b8, etc. Don't really care but it's obligatory.

gurlz

F U ill go where I want

jokes on you, women, i'm gonna die a wizard