Rules of the Internet

4chan is dead as the final boss of the internet.
Holla Forums is the new final final boss of the internet. thus, we must re-write the rules.

1. Do not talk about Holla Forums outside of Holla Forums

2. The PPH on this board will never be consistently 1 or less

so how are we going to do this? are we just going to put any rule posted into a list, or are we going to vote for which ones we want and sort them into a list later?

Never.

Scholarly papers are ok though right?

3. Horsecock is superior to human cock.

4: Dysnomia is the best

5. There is no 5th rule ​

wtf why can't I say f n o r d

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​ is the worst car company. prove me wrong.

Oh, I was just going to act like a gullible newfag that falls for "wtf I can't say X" posts. You actually can't say f n o r d

what is fn​ord and why can't you say it?

I'm not sure I read, user.

Don't worry about it


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5. There is no 5th rule fn​ord

Holy shit you faggot kill yourself

I RULE!

MODS = FAGGOTS

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What is illuminatis and where do I read it?

Here, faggot.

How did you get that short of a tripcode? Suddenly I feel very paranoid, although maybe it's just your disgusting reddit spacing.

Is that a book or something?​

oh that's just one of dysnomias magic tripcodes.

fnord                                                

It's all a part of the meta-trolling process

6. 3d will never make you happy. 2d is love.

Let's make this rule 2.d

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