Hello Holla Forums, I'm patrick Gower, a reporter from New Zealand...

Hello Holla Forums, I'm patrick Gower, a reporter from New Zealand, and I'm currently working on a story about "Anonymous" and Holla Forums. So, tell me about this Holla Forums thing. What are you all about? Where are you from, and why do you go on Holla Forums? Are you part of "Anonymous"? Introduce yourself!

Regards, Patrick Gower

I don't believe you.

This is the fuckin' news

Liar! The real Patrick Gower capitalizes his first name. Tits or GTFO.

I am a captain of Anonymous that does the hacking of major websites on the internet.
Just last hour I hacked google and stole all their money. I also hacked the entire internet once, with my hacker buddies, and made it so every website redirects to blackpeoplemeet.com
It was great lols and police came after us, luckily, we hacked them too so we didn't get in trouble.
I'm also best friends with wikileaks, he's a pretty cool guy.

Pat my dick phatRick

Youre not anonymous dumb fuck Im legion4life. I was in a park and saw this guy looking at an underage girl I knew was 17 raping her with his eyes, when me and my friend confronted him in front of his family about being a sick pedofuck, he tried lauging it off. He wasnt laughing when we came back with hot coffee throwing it all over his family. You would never have the balls to be Anonymous you dumb fuck.
Me and my wrecking crew.

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Six anoymous guys attacking one guy who was not prepared and does not stand a chance to fight back, that's "tough". More like bitches really than men.

user, I…

we like porn that features children
we hack websites to make a killen
we smoke meth all day
and when we give each other bjs it's not even gay
we just memed a man into the oval office
if you're not a nazi here then you're a novice

they attacked his family not him

We also apparently don't know how to rhyme but an attempt was made.

lurk moar, fagget
WE DO IT FOR LULZ BOI

What the fuck is that face? Is he part Samoan?

I bet it was taken by a camera with proprietary firmware. Absolute fucking scum, please end yourself.

An Anus.

That's even better. The guy is a pedo so let's punish his kids. Not only are they tough guys but high IQ is involved.

YOU HAVE BEEN HAXXORED BY DILLION THE HACKER.
PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE ALL AROUND Holla Forums, OR ELSE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY WILL BE DIEDED!

My name is Ben Shapiro, I am a mod on Holla Forums's Holla Forums board. I make sure to use my cultural Marxist tricks to ban everyone who disagrees with me.

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No, but I'm friends with a guy who totally is. He has the mask and everything. I think he one time even haxxored a mainframe.

This is the real anonymous.

You and your girlfriend are walking into a MLP comic con together, and this guy pokes your girlfriend's tits with his toilet plunger. What do you do?

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patrick gower is kind of a prat and looks really scary. kinda looks like he's had a few too many shovels to the face.

This should explain everything.
Top reporting.

That first pic is a shit shop job.