Hello Holla Forums, I'm patrick Gower, a reporter from New Zealand, and I'm currently working on a story about "Anonymous" and Holla Forums. So, tell me about this Holla Forums thing. What are you all about? Where are you from, and why do you go on Holla Forums? Are you part of "Anonymous"? Introduce yourself!
Regards, Patrick Gower
Alexander Thompson
I don't believe you.
Wyatt Wood
This is the fuckin' news
Anthony Bailey
Liar! The real Patrick Gower capitalizes his first name. Tits or GTFO.
Thomas Ramirez
I am a captain of Anonymous that does the hacking of major websites on the internet. Just last hour I hacked google and stole all their money. I also hacked the entire internet once, with my hacker buddies, and made it so every website redirects to blackpeoplemeet.com It was great lols and police came after us, luckily, we hacked them too so we didn't get in trouble. I'm also best friends with wikileaks, he's a pretty cool guy.
Leo Morales
Pat my dick phatRick
Nicholas Nguyen
Youre not anonymous dumb fuck Im legion4life. I was in a park and saw this guy looking at an underage girl I knew was 17 raping her with his eyes, when me and my friend confronted him in front of his family about being a sick pedofuck, he tried lauging it off. He wasnt laughing when we came back with hot coffee throwing it all over his family. You would never have the balls to be Anonymous you dumb fuck. Me and my wrecking crew.
Liam Edwards
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Gavin Lee
Six anoymous guys attacking one guy who was not prepared and does not stand a chance to fight back, that's "tough". More like bitches really than men.
Mason Thomas
user, I…
Carson King
we like porn that features children we hack websites to make a killen we smoke meth all day and when we give each other bjs it's not even gay we just memed a man into the oval office if you're not a nazi here then you're a novice
Xavier Nguyen
they attacked his family not him
Carson Allen
We also apparently don't know how to rhyme but an attempt was made.
Connor Martin
lurk moar, fagget WE DO IT FOR LULZ BOI
Brayden Clark
What the fuck is that face? Is he part Samoan?
Eli Hernandez
I bet it was taken by a camera with proprietary firmware. Absolute fucking scum, please end yourself.
Carson Hill
An Anus.
Tyler Sullivan
That's even better. The guy is a pedo so let's punish his kids. Not only are they tough guys but high IQ is involved.
Easton Smith
YOU HAVE BEEN HAXXORED BY DILLION THE HACKER. PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE ALL AROUND Holla Forums, OR ELSE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY WILL BE DIEDED!
Wyatt Torres
My name is Ben Shapiro, I am a mod on Holla Forums's Holla Forums board. I make sure to use my cultural Marxist tricks to ban everyone who disagrees with me.
Ryder Diaz
Top Keks Burgerland For Keks No, but I'm friends with a guy who totally is. He has the mask and everything. I think he one time even haxxored a mainframe.
Eli Morales
This is the real anonymous.
Nicholas Allen
You and your girlfriend are walking into a MLP comic con together, and this guy pokes your girlfriend's tits with his toilet plunger. What do you do?
Brayden Rodriguez
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Jack Thompson
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Nathan Anderson
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Luke Nelson
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Joseph Ross
patrick gower is kind of a prat and looks really scary. kinda looks like he's had a few too many shovels to the face.