ITT

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

ITT: We select Trump's cabinet

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

I recommend this one for being simple, functional, and easy to install out of the reach of children.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

Milo Yellowjellyoctopus
Department of Deportation/Transportation

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

Department of State
Senator Ron Paul

Department of Defense
General Mattis "Mad Dog"

Department of the Interior
Alex Jones

Department of Justice
Director James Comey

Department of Agriculture
Sarah Palin

Department of Health and Public Services
Doctor Ben Carson

Department of Urban Development
Sherif David Clarke

Department of the Treasury
Rep. Trey Gowdy

Department of Labor
Ben Shapiro

Department of Commerce
Eric Trump

Department of Education
Ben Garisson

Department of Energy
Sen. Ted Cruz

Department of Veteran Affairs
Jesse Ventura

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

Actually, change the DoA from Sarah to Ben Garisson, and it's all good.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

Helga Bullwinkle would make a great Secretary of Education!

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

Secretary of Labor

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

Official Pussy Inspector: Me

Super Power: Power Grab

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

Senator Bernie Sanders for Secretary of Agriculture. His experience with bull shit would be invaluable.

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

he should have been president but he was never aggressive enough.

Adam Long
Adam Long

Ben Shapiro

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

department of child protection and the rtepression of internet pornography
Jim Watkins

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

dept for gender equality and women's issues,
Josh Moon

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

rumor has it that Linda McMahon is actually being considered

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

Trump is love. He's gonna get us all into war. I can find all my guns and shoot all the children on my way. It will piss off their parents, they thought their lives was important, they did so much evil protected by children, it's the ultimate revenge to kill their kids.

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

half of israel

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

We will all cross our fingers and hope that Trump will send America to hell. The American poeple feel anxity now, uncertain of their future. But don't worry, there are no furute, atom bombs will kill them all the next four years.

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

You were supposed to come up with funny answers, not the ones he's actually going to appoint.

John Phillips
John Phillips

get a load of this killjoy

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Department of Health and Public Services
Doctor Ben Carson

That's the only one I agree with.

Senator Ron Paul

Too old.

General Mattis "Mad Dog"

Compromised. He may be going to jail for being on the board of Theranos, a billion dollar feminist fraud.

Director James Comey
Ben Shapiro
Sen. Ted Cruz

I would only nominate those scumbags for the gallows.

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

wew, the gallows.
So who can be trusted with the country while donald grabs pussy and plays golf?
Dept. of Veteran's Affairs
Freddy the turnip Brennan
Homeland security
Benjamin #benjiibinladen Biddix

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Sheriff Joe for INS. That will put fear in the illegals. His name alone will make them self deport. Evil Soros spent millions to get rid of Joe, but it will only make him stronger.

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

Ben Carson
the guy who believes the earth is 3,000 years old?

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

self deport

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

Mattis
This guy knows.

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

Trump is shit, fucking stupid man.

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

gas yourself

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

Nigger wat?????

Alex jones?????
you went full retard.

sarah palin??????

jesse ventura???????

WTF?!!!!!

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

Dr. Ron Paul

he is the only honest politician in the whole world.

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

Gotta love the good doctor.

Miss him terribly too.

James Richardson
James Richardson

BASED

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

Daniel Barth better get a position.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

Alex would fight the evil globalist scum mano a mano, stop the chemtrails and get rid of the high fluoride levels in your drinking water.

Also, Palin a qt - fight me.

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

DHS

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

Dept of Health and Human Services

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

RIP little guy ;_;

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

Fingers crossed he's the press secretary.

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

Has Barth been chosen yet?

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

Secretary of the Interior and Postmaster General to be combined into single Secretary of the Posterior.

Will be Nicki Minaj.

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

Senator Ron Paul
No such person exists.