Is there a worse cheese than provolone? i wouldn't feed it to my dog

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

is there a worse cheese than provolone? i wouldn't feed it to my dog.
cheese general

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

IMO Mozzarella
Just too soft and moist for me to enjoy

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

SWISS MASTERRACE

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

Get a load of these plebs, holy shit. Go eat some American cheese.

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

Most mozz is bland and more for the consistency but fresh mozz is a different ballgame, quality cheese.
Can't lie, swiss is a quality cheese.
Better than prov tbh fag.

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

Bet you eat the rind.

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

spray into Bugles brand corn chips
get happy cholesterol poisoning

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

I'm getting real tired of this canned cheese meme. Shit's good regardless of the container it comes in.

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

it's just chemicals at that point. unless you think cows can titcum into metal cans and somehow make cheese

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

Casu marzu. Literally maggot cheese.

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

Or you could take cheese and put it in a can, resulting in canned cheese.

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

Can't have cheese made with cow's milk cause it doesn't agree with me
Stuck with goats and sheep cheese
Fuck my life.

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

assuming they actually do that instead of rub the can on a cow nipple in order to put "Contains (0.1%) 100% Real Cheese!", you have to load the shit with chemicals. or have you never left cheese uncovered or out?

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

But it's in a pressurized can why are you comparing it to being "out"? Why isn't it more comparable to cheese wrapped in plastic or wax?

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

Do french people eat this? I bet french people eat this.
Goat cheese is pretty dank and a pretty good substitute for sharper cheeses, it's just more expensive. I think you're missing out more with milk.

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

The scent of blue cheese makes me hard.

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

two reasons 1. i'm dumb 2. they really do fill it with shit which is disqualifying for people in the cheese discussion.

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

The scent of blue cheese makes me hard

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

niggeryouwhat

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

This shit is vile. I'm not a fan of blue cheeses, either.

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

Italians

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

help

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

I always figured most of the chemicals were for a long/warm shelf-life and the consistency. I'm sure there are a lot of chemicals in it but it's still tastey.

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

It's not even that uncommon in blue-cheese circles. I eat a lot so my jizz smells of blue-cheese, and I'm also in the habit of edging while I eat it so it's kind of just a cognitive association.

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

Cheese trips.

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

Yes, because all of us needed to know that you weird fuck.

John Scott
John Scott

It's not that uncommon. The only time it's really a problem is when there's blue cheese at a cocktail party and I'd have to stand and eat it. In that case I avoid it but it's like having a forbidden lover in the room.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

my jizz smells of blue-cheese

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

GTFO with this vomit cheese.

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

I like pepper jack

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

the usda requires food labeled "processed cheese food" to be made of at least 95% actual cheese. most of it is fast cheddars of varying quality that are doctored with small amounts of emulsifiers and propellant. canned cheese is actually cheese, although its not the aged kind that undergoes a real curing process its almost all done with cheap "fast cheddaring" process that all american cheeses undergo

James Sanders
James Sanders

not liking provolone
what do you take on your cheesesteaks then? american?

also, camembert is the god of cheeses

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

American cheese is basically milk and cream. It's only good melted on cheeseburgers. It's horrible for sandwiches and for mixing with other ingredients. It's pleb-tier garbage. Cheddar will always be better.

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

I use american when I make grilled cheeses sometimes.

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

sage negated

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

not uncommon
Are you retarded or something?
Nobody fucking does this weird ass cheese shit.

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

Not OP & not to jump to OP's defense…

I second this.
It actually isn't uncommon, to my knowledge quite a few people associate blue cheese with genitalia &/or bodily fluids, including myself. I can't say that I'm particularly fond of the taste though.

Also why are you such a fucking nigger?

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

Thank you. I honestly don't see how you can eat it and not be reminded of jizzing.

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

Coincidentally my hard ons remind people of blue cheese

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

Now the ones I've discussed this with didn't say that it reminded them specifically of semen, just that the scent have strong sexual associations

With all due respect I suspect that might be a slight exaggeration.

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

A blind man once asked me if I had a camembert in my pocket.

inb4 not blue cheese
also checked

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

This.

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

What other bodily fluids were you referring to?

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

implying you don't have a cheese secretion gland

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

I do find popping cysts really sexual as well but not in a blue-cheese kind of way.

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

I'm going to sage negated this one more time.

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

I’m no expert but I’ll take Provolone over American any day of the week and that nasty canned cheese is all yours. I prefer Swiss and Pepper Jack on a burger. I’ll eat American cheese in a grilled cheese as long as I got some ketchup for dipping and real butter for the bread.

Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

Roquefort is the lord of cheeses. it should be eaten on one knee. ewe's milk from the surrounding highlands is processed and matured in caves dug by the romans, where the walls are coated in mold.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

ketchup

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Casu marzu

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

Is Roquefort that one creamy goat's cheese?
If so, that shit is amazing.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

Roquefort
goat

Pls educate yourself and buy a ticket to France.

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

No love for Brie?

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

Yes but… Raclette master race

Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

Niggers don't know about olomoucke tvaruzky

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

Most overrated trendy cheese coming through.

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

looks like a gayer version of mozarella, which is already tasteless crap

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

It's only tasteless when packed. Fresh handmade mozarella is pretty nice

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

OMG was there ever more retards in a single thread…

liking english/american style "cheese" (cheddar and such worst crap)
not liking masterrace supreme cheesus like Emental, Edam, Parmigiano and Grana Padano, Feta, Gorgonzola (see ), Bovizola
being this mainstream (read: cucked)

Why such faggots?

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

giving this much of a shit about cheese
truthfully, i hope you people arent really this autistic

also camembert, stilton and baby bell are god-tier
prove me wrong
protip: go fuck yourself

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

italian cheese
not French like Mimolette, Morbier, Reblochon, Maroilles and Conté

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

feta and gorgonzola
<3
I agree, totally different thing.

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

DELET THIS!!

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Ketchup
Not using Sriracha instead

kys

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

halloumi > everything else

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

how cum nobody says cockcheese is the best? french cockcheese with a warm baguette. have even the faggots here succumbed to Trump?

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

my middle school forced people who didn't have lunch money to eat this "sandwich," which was 2 stale pieces of bread between 3 slices of yellow edible rubber.
shit would burn in a microwave, not melt, burn off. After that, nobody fucking forgot their lunch money.

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

i will bump the hell out of this bread once the niggers go out of ton to eat al the rive that e dcan stuff in our mouths

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

ihe hell out of this brence the niggeo out on to eat al the rive stff in ouths

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

American orange cheddar.

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

What is MatPat even doing?

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

provolone
not god's gift to mankind
let me guess you're one of the retards who use it like mozarella and use slices thicker than your dick? As to shit tier cheeses, anything american
blue waffle girl's bf?
blue cheese smells like my balls

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

Frenchie here, I have no idea what you're on about.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

Limburger

Turns me off everytime

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

Of course, who could ever want anything else, once they have tasted the wonders Peruvian Lllama Semen Cheese?

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

blue cheese smells like my balls
That's hot.