I'm a psychologist. Ama I will explain why everything to you

I'm a psychologist. Ama I will explain why everything to you

I'm solipsism so asking myself questions is merely just a peek into my outlook. The trouble is it's hard to take you seriously so we're just havin a laff really.

Why was Eva so deep?

HAHA I LE EPICLY RUSED YOU I AM NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST LELELELEL

Why do you think you know anything about helping people with mental illnesses? What actual scientific basis is there to your treatments? Why do you condone the abuse of patients in mental hospitals?

I think I dreamed being molested when I was little but I don't remember if it was a dream or Not, but it's not a very strong memory. Was I molsted

Can "big guy for you" be interpreted non-homoerotically.

Psychology is not an exact science, I'll grant you that. But there is plenty of data that indicates how fundamentally, all people's brains work in a similar fashion. To put it bluntly, you can push a certain button and expect a certain effect.

The rest of your post seems like you're out to be provoked. Let's not play games here, just say what you have against my profession.

That depends. Do you have weird sexual preferences?

Absolutely not. My colleagues and I agree unanimously on that.

are you a Jew?

No but I'm Russian so there might be some Jewish genes in me

fair enough

My mother and my friend were badly abused in mental institutions, and judging from what I've read from other patients their experiences were not unique. I have never heard a patient claiming a mental hospital actually helped them.

Mental hospitals threaten punishments with harsh treatments if they're not compliant and subservient. They don't give a shit about the patient's well-being, and don't even see patients they see case numbes and beds for the budget sheet. It's the Stanford experiment writ large. So I don't know how you can say you're a psychiatrist without feeling shame.

How can we better goad the anti-Trump crowds into killing themselves?

Explain the bad influence of porn or masturbation. Is it ok if you masturbate only once a week?

Did you ever go to a psychologist for treatment?

I'm aware of these things.( By the way there is a difference between psychologists and psychiatrists, but that's besides the issue.)

I'm sorry to hear about what happend to some of your loved ones. I take it you're an american? Because the US health system is beyond fucked up, the mental hospitals employ a system of fear, which is bred out of sheer ignorance, which in itself is a result of a below-par and underfunded education system.

The field of psychology has actually many proven benefits, and I vehemently believe that, if applied correctly, it can bring a lot of relief to humans.

Well, in general you would want to exacerbate the specific things that have already led some of them to commit suicide.

Masturbation is healthy! Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. Porn, on the other hand, can be harmful in excess.
Harmful, that is, in terms of sexual potency and arousal. When you're horny, and you always resort to porn to relieve yourself, you're taking a shortcut that nature never intended you to.
The feel-good chemicals that your brain releases after climax are then associated with porn, which is associated with easy, which can turn into a habit, and even an addiction like other dopamine-releasing habits.
Porn also raises expectations of sex beyong a realistic level and can actually lead to having trouble getting an erection when you eventually do, hopefully, ever manage to get laid :)

I was depressed from age 15-18 and I saw several psychologists. The first one I didn't like, the second one didn't like either, but the third one worked charms.

For anyone who is seeing a psychologist: If you're not 100% comfortable, seek a new one!

What is love, doc?

Why are you only mentioning the brain? Are things like heart rate or facial expression not significant enough determinants of mental health?

What is the meaning of meaning?

If you're real take a picture of your lounger for patients to lay on

pro/cons of weed ?

Describe what you understand about female dominance/male submissiveness - what creates/allows it, is there anything bad/good it leads into or causes?

you are on Holla Forums.

a 3DPD was trying to talk to me, and I had tell her to fuck off before she knew I didn't want to talk to her.
She seemed offended, and stomped off, the fuck was her problem?

A chemical reaction in your brain that serves the purpose of procreation. That is, biologically speaking. But humans have turned love into a cultural thing.

Because both things you mentioned have their origin in the brain. The brain defines everything of our character, beginning and end.

Nice one. I think the meaning of meaning, from a human point of view, is about gratifying our inherent curiosity paired with arrogance. We want to give everything a meaning because we think so highly of ourselves. The search for meaning is basically a massive circlejerk.

I'll touch this subject in a specifically nuanced way due to the fact that you can simply google your question. I think that the most valuable pro of marihuana is that it can serve as a less harmful substitute for other addictions. The con is, that you can get addicted.

People are attracted, or at least fascinated by, what they perceive as abnormal, defying conform rules, or plain weird. The fact of the matter is that men play the dominant role in a society, and are expected to behave in this way. Women are supposed to be protected.
By turning the roles around you get something completely opposite of what is expected, which some may perceive as new and arousing. The idea of a man, supposed to be strong and dominant, being submissive to a woman, is ground-breaking.
Whether it's a good thing or not depends on the relationship itself. I'd say whatever floats your boat as long as no one gets harmed is okay.

Maybe she can't handle rejection? Or maybe you were too blunt.

Social anxiety and rumination. What are the causes of social anxiety? Is the root of the cause inferiority complex? How to overcome it?

I am somewhat confused anout who I like yes

Am I autistic?

Something being an effect of the brain does not imply than it cannot also be an cause.

Why can't I leave my safezone?

Why do people hold their position with adamant support even when faced
with cold facts that completely counter their views? And on that note;
why do so many people lack emotional temperament? So many
people are unable to take any ounce of criticism without freaking
out and calling you a retard/troll?

Social anxiety is a vicious circle. The fact that you're aware of it tends to be a source of anxiety in itself.
Usually there's a specific thing that causes you to be anxious around other people. Maybe it's something in your appearance, or maybe, just maybe it's the fact that you KNOW you have social anxiety.
And even more so, you're afraid that others will NOTICE that you have social anxiety, and they will think less of you or judge you for it. You turn red, or start sweating, and people see that.
This knowledge creeps up on you as soon as you engage in social contact and cripples you, and in that very moment you're so self-aware that you can't function properly until you're by yourself.
So now you avoid any type of situation that causes you to feel that way. But this only worsens the problem.

There's good news though. You can get rid of SA within days, if you have the right mindset.
First of all you should realise that nobody really gives a fuck about you. Those nights you spend awake thinking about the many faux-pas you committed at school? None of the people you so awkwardly interacted with dedicate even a fraction of the attention to it as you do.

You must imprint this upon your brain day in and day out. People don't nearly notice or care enough about your behavior as much as you do. Notice how people almost effortlessly make friends and have a social life? It's because they're not even trying. You are. They don't care. You do.

You should stop focussing on pleasing everyone around you, and instead start improving yourself. The best way to do this is to excell in something. Pick up a sport, or go on the internet and read up on a subject that you can become knowledgeable about, anything. Your confidence will go up.

Aditionally also try ACTING like you have confidence, in time you might start to believe it.
When you get confronted in a social situation, the fact that you KNOW you have SA makes you anxious. Try focussing entirely on what the other person says, bascially distract yoruself from the anxiety. Maybe you've experienced moments where you momentarily forgot about your anxiety. That's what you should go for. Tell yourself that social anxiety is NOT a part of your personality, but rather something which your brain does to fuck with you. Get angry at your anxiety, when it creeps up on you dismiss it, tell it to fuck off. I mean it. Yell in your head at social anxiety to FUCK OFF. Get real angry at it and repeat this every. single. day.

SA is all about a certain button that has to be switched. Once it's switched, you'll be overflowing with confidence. You just have to flick that switch.

NO I DON'T YOU FUCKING RETARD

the hell is up with your format?

I was told to get a gf or some friends by one of you fags when I mother made me go see one of you fags after my first suicide attempt.
Why the fuck do people in your profession think having other people in your life helps in anyway?

My professional diagnosis:
ur gey

Yes. Yes you are.

Because you've been avoiding inconvenient truths your entire lifetime and now you've found a way to politicise those insecurities.

Because admitting to ones mistakes is a quality that many people lack. People generally think that being wrong=admitting defeat in a discussion. I'm not supposed to say this, but that's a sign of emotional immaturity and, well, stupidity.

Being able to admit that you were mistaken, or even concede that you changed your mind is a sign of maturity and a quality which I greatly respect in people. In fact, doing so in a discussion can actually give you the upper hand. When someone presents you with a good argument, triumphantly expecting you to freak out, the best thing to do is to take them by surprise and say 'I haven't looked at it that way. Well done' or something amon those lines. They'll go from pissed off to reconciliatory within the second.
It's how people are. Stupid.

Wanna talk about it?

Because people are social animals, not solitary animals. The reason you're depressed is exactly because you lack a social life. Being bitter and convincing yourself otherwise hasn't helped so far, has it?
You just haven't met the right people user. You tell yourself that hate others, and that's because you feel hated yourself.

Thank you for your time answering and helping many ppl here. I have one more question: I'm reading 48 laws of power and Joseph Murphy The Power of Your Subconscious Mind. What are some other books that would You recommend that can really help into rising to power in politics, ie. becoming a prime minister, president etc…

Art of the Deal and the Art of War

It's my pleasure, I hope you'll benefit from it.

The Dictator's Handbook is a good one, specified to your request.

As for psychological literature, I'd recommend learning how to lie first and foremost. I can't recommend you any specific books on the subject as I don't exactly teach people how to become mass manipulators ;) good luck though!

Oh, and 48 Laws is interesting for sure, but not entirely applicable to today's society now is it? :) Nevertheless a good read.

I depressed for a variety of reasons, not having any friends isn't one of them.
I know this because I tried having friends once, and the only word that comes to mind is "tedious." I didn't enjoy it, and it didn't make me happy.
tried the gf thing too, couldn't cum while fucking her, she would fucking bitch, go my god she would bitch about nothing, and she would start shit with people and want me to step in, it was fucking stupid. Didn't make me happy, actually make me more depressed, because I had less money over-all.

Why are sjw's and liberals so retarded and hypocritical? What's their deal and how do
I persuade them to
Stop
Being such faggots?

That may be so, but humans are social creatures nevertheless. Can't escape that.
Your (ex?) gf sounds like she was a dumb slag. That's your problem. There is definitely an intelligent girl that you could get along with great somewhere out there.

Well, what DOES make you happy then user? Also are you on antidepressants by any chance?

Well, when you engage in a discussion with someone like that, most likely they will try to provoke you by yelling and cussing.
You can try to undermine their anger by acting the opposite. Take the moral high ground by staying civil, and thus emphasising on the difference between you both.

If they don't listen to facts, at least make them look and feel like fools.

fapping exclusively to cartoons for over a decade had ruined my attraction and want for 3D women.

nothing, I do things to escape boredom, but none of it makes me happy

no

consider suicide

You literally feel no desire for real life girls? Or is that something you tell yourself to justify your lack thereof?
When is the last time you tried something new? Something even as trivial as not choosing the usual pizza.

Are you interested at all in improving your current life?

How do you feel about tulpas?

no, for thinking that you could be jewish

I see it as a potential addition of mindfulness intervention. If it helps you feel better, go for it. On a personal level I think it's bullcrap.

I'm just being realistic. I'm not going to claim knowledge about my ancestry when I haven;t got it. You might be Jewish even though you will deny the mere possibility because that's the stance you decided to take in this thread, regardless of the truth.

Let me kindly refer you to this post;

that is what I said, and I mean it.

I don't have any money, nor do I like trying something new.

not really. I am just waiting for my mother to die, so I can finish my suicide.

Be straight with me doc, are traps gay?

Can you give a psychological explanation of how people get into pedophilia?

What is the worst MBTI personality type?

great thread

I have a crush on my biology teacher. How do you best persuade teachers? How do they tick?

This is the main reason why psychology is still an unacceptable portion of science.
You think everything is in the 'psyche.'

Brain does not do the whole work and magic. Muscle memory is just as powerful as the brain memory.

also, wanted to add, who are you avatarfagging as?

looks like Gert Smulders

Hey. I like to say I have 0 ambition. My whole goal in life for me in my girlfriend is how to dream small enough to not have to stress or slave our lives away at work. We don't want to advance beyond our current situation, rather just get to a point where we can sustain a NEET-esque anime-and-vidya lifestyle forever, and we're strangely proud of it. I feel like this may be interesting to you because you talk about trying new things and depression and social life and etc. I don't really have a question beyond what you think of this, but I really want to talk to you.

Dear mister mind doctor,
In your practice have you noticed any general differences in the psychology of different race?

Traps I consider a fetish rather than an indication of a sexual orientation. Sexuality is fluid, and can be overlapping. If you're attracted to men then you're gay, if you're attracted to men who look like women in every single aspect except for their private parts, well, then you might be a little bit gay. As I said, it's not black and white, this sexuality thing.

Act, dress, and look mature, get good grades, in fact, excell in class, and try to get on a personal, equal standing with her. A teacher expects you to be submissive, so don't be. Adress her with you and use her first name. Be really fucking mature and you might tap that sweet teacher's ass.

I'll adress this further tomorrow.

Great question. This requires a long, thought-out response though, let me get back to you tomorrow.

Some random old dude I found on the webz. What does that say about me? Food for thought.

Fascinating! I'll touch this subject, and my children in inappropriate ways, first thing tomorrow.

I have not, well, at least I don't think I have. I think people are divided more by class than by race.

Alright it's been fun, see you tomorrow. Ancient mind master out.

R

ANSWER ME FAGGOT

Because women bleed out their frontal anuses in monthly intervals.

Why do some people think it's alright to change plans without discussing the person they made plans with?

What's the most effective method of suicide?

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Why are jews so fucking evil?

I really do appreciate your response to my question. This question was from an incident I had with a friend earlier today (he's not a friend, we hate each other but for the sake of simplicity I will just call him 'Mark').

The Calm Before the Storm -
I and my friends have a place we go and hang out during lunch hour at my school. It started off, as usual, everyone coming into the area eventually.Then Mark comes along and somehow we get into a friendly fight I'd suppose. I think I asserted myself as being stronger than him but I had also proven that I was not physically conditioned for this and became tired. The fight became long-winded and just wouldn't stop. So, I impatiently forfeited and declared a draw and agreed to cease the fighting and maybe do it again at a later date. I don't usually get into fights very often; I am very passive, so I had to calm down. I just leaned against a wall and just stood there taking everything in.

The Storm -
Marc came up to me with a chip on his shoulder and said; "are you salty man?" I said "no" he persisted and said "dude, you're so fucking salty" then lightly slapped my cheek. My moment of pause; ruined. I was livid with contempt. For a while, I have been studying his character and personality. He is a person with strong insecurity and pettiness that any victory regardless of size he will endlessly gloat and parade, the feeling of victory is not enough for him, he wants you to know that he is 100% triumphant. I went up to him and attempted to say all that. I told him how he lacked confidence and any sense of achievement and I saw a reaction, he looked away to his friends and just did that snarky chuckle to make themselves feel better. Before I finish he just completely interrupts me (mind you I told him not to interrupt me at the beginning) and I couldn't take it anymore, I wasn't going to be condescended and ignored by some stuck-up bastard, so I punched him right in the face with all the strength I had within me.
I looked up and I saw nothing, the blow did nothing, he was unscathed and emotionless. At that point I knew I had lost, he had manipulated me to do this, I was the one who lost. And I went away and cried, how humiliated I felt to be at the knees of an egomaniacal, emotionless brick wall such as himself. Nothing can get through to him.

In Summary -
Would it be fair to call him a sociopath? He lacks any sort of emotional attachment to anything, is bereft of any sort of introspective abilities and he is oblivious to how he makes others feel EVEN when they tell him.
Also, does this attitude of self-aggrandising have its roots on some sub-conscious level? The need to constantly boast about his petty achievements surely should have its genesis within that.

I have bipolar type 1, OCD, exclusive necrophilia and sexual sadism. I had an extremely abusive childhood and a very, very hard time while I was in the military (although it was a short term of service). Can you please explain what treatments/therapies you would recommend for someone in my situation to overcome these debilitating conditions, and why, in as much detail as possible?

Pic highly fucking related

I would recommend some decent taste

I can't help what I get off to man

No, you can. Having gone through the same thing, I literally guarantee it.

That isn't how you fucking do it though, I can understand your frustration.

Can I create good, or maybe good means creating?

Whether existence of good is inherent part of universe (Earth)? Can good exist without it?

Hi doc, I have been ripped off many time of everything while i was still a children. I believe this led me to develop an avoidant personality disorder. Since i am dirt poor and lack time, I was wondering if there was something i could do to get better.

You have had an exclusive paraphilia that you've suffered from your entire life and found a way to completely change your sexuality, after trying virtually every form of conventional therapy?

Enlighten me

I suppressed my sexuality since 12 to about 13-14. When I stopped trying to "make myself asexual" it was like opening the floodgates, rapidly spiraling out of control from roleplaying with creeps online pretending to play filthy cockcheese-aliens all the way to outright animals raping men, legit zoophiliac porn, etc. etc.

I did not try many forms of conventional therapy. I was very lucky. I'm just kinda >>>/ss/ now, gentle-femdom is about all I want anymore. I genuinely got rid of my paraphilias. Granted, I don't think I'll find them disgusting like most normal people should, but I don't -like- them anymore, I don't look for them or much enjoy them, and I consider that a success. Would you?

When I was 11-14 I suppressed my sexuality as hard as I could and it came out in horrible ways man. When I was 19, after I tried chemical castration, I voluntarily abstained from masturbating or any kind of sexual activity for 8 solid months. It went even worse.

That shit does not work for everyone man. I'm glad it helped you but simply abstaining from sex makes a lot of us worse.

Nono, I'm telling you, suppressing my sexuality like that is absolutely part of what fucked me up. I don't think it works for anyone. My paraphilias showed up after I gave up trying to "make myself asexual" - I was trying to do that since the dawn of my puberty till about 13-14.

sorry I'm pretty drunk and reading comprehension isn't my strong suit atm, thanks for explaining

so how did you get it to change then?

just stopped by for my daily dose, doc.

It's basically an absolutely extreme, hardcore flipperbabylovechild between "You need to want to change" and "you need to find something you enjoy just as much/better"

In my case, it was the combination of /ss/, gentle femdom, and soon after, a girlfriend into both of them. If you legitimately find necrophilia disgusting, detrimental, etc. then you can absolutely choose to no longer find it hot - you do have control over your mind, at the very least - and given that, and some time, your dick will eventually follow suit.

I think the trouble is that I legitimately find necrophilia beautiful and captivating
I've got my entire psyche wrapped around the appreciation and love for the dead and decomposition so to try and tell myself that it's anything but precious is like telling a mother that their child is no good for them
I don't fucking know how to mind-game myself out of it

Check'd

And yes, that will completely and totally destroy any attempt at getting yourself out of it. It's not a "mind game", it's just a tough choice that requires a lot of self-control and willpower.

Doc, I've got an issue that I'd like you to talk about. See, for a while now, I've just had a complete lack of motivation to do anything. Through some quick googling I have found that the term "Avolition" describes it pretty well. It's probably piggybacking off of my depression, which is something that I actually find beneficial and don't want to get rid of.

Basically what happens whenever I try to do anything vaguely useful, is that I'll have everything prepared, ready to go, plenty of time for the task at hand, and then I'll just, not start. I want to start, there's nothing in between me and doing what I want to do, but I just never end up doing it. No matter how bored I am, I just never start, even with no distractions I can never wind the impulse to start doing something.

The only reason I do things anymore is because people tell me to do things, but even then that only sometimes works. It's gotten to the point where it's become a legitimate problem to my life, and I have no idea how to tackle this.

So if you do have the time, I'd appreciate any thought you give to my conundrum.

Спасибо большое, профессор.

But I'd like to add that while your tips are helpful, my teacher is male. I'm the woman. Is it all the same?

This is literally pure, 100% trouble. If you can't rid yourself of your attraction for this you're only going to shit up your life with sociopathic old farts.

Hi doc, thanks for answering questions, i have zero motivation to do work (in uni), even if i force myself to sit down and do work i'll spend most of the time wandering off or finding anything else to do. i lost interest in everything i once liked, but am sure i don't fit diagnostic criteria for depression. Also i always feel on edge about my purported friends, like i'll never actually be accepted by them and will leave me, have lost many groups of so called friends before, what's wrong with me doc?

Why is there a link between higher intelligence levels and depression?

Why is there a link between higher intelligence levels and depression?

Nigger

Why am I a furry? Why am I especially in love with cute things?

If you are more intelligent, then you know more stuff, and the more you know, the more depressed it could make you. As they say, "Ignorance is bliss."

You could try living with more grace and simplicity, then perhaps your standards would be lowered. As for what's wrong you right now, I cannot pinpoint how you had became that way, but perhaps it's based off the food you eat, the music you listen to, your sleep schedule, and many other factors. Just try being nicer, even if it feels dishonest, and who knows: you might just be happier in the end.

I think that you are all degenerates without a hope in life and should commit suicide, as your lives will never have any meaning and just stain society as a whole. Take it from a psychologist.

Because being evil is free to do?

Thanks doc

see

Yikes, your life must be pretty hard. If you want others to be comfortable with you, you should at least not admit to your violence, that means not saying it nor posting it. As for your childhood, that is in the past, and I recommend that you forget about it and not let it hold you back. If you wish to get therapy, you may do such, and general therapy will work. But you could try murderer therapy, stalker therapy, and trauma therapy, as all of those may be helpful to you. I don't have many details, but try those therapies. There should be programs for you to get into free or reduced therapies, so look into those.

Therapy. Look into free or reduced therapy plans.

People, in general, are naturally narcissistic and do not care for others. Even less self-centered people still do have natural biased towards themselves, even if they are highly kind people.

Why did I have to develop Antisocial Personality disorder?

I can't have a normal life

see

or you may try therapy.

Evil is a brain damage. It's not the same as good and bad.

None of that applies to me or my diagnosis. It's all in my brain. I doubt you're who you say you are.

Tried therapy. Was useless. Didn't stop or help anything. In fact it made my actions worse because I could say I know I have a problem Im working on it to shut people up.

Because you're a faggot.

People can't have a normal life in contact with you. It's the bigger problem. It's also easy to feel sorry for your parents.